1. 08-15-13 10:22 PM #1
    Gus Fring
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    My gamblers anonymous sponsor told me to stop interacting with u people

    Said u squares will only take me down.

    I have lost 7 deposits in the last 19 days. Prolly close to 4k

    went all in today with kvitova, bitch won 1st set and lost next 2.

    They gave me a 1 day coin sober gambling, but they didn't know about this bet.

    Tempted to throw a nickel into 5 dimes tomorrow and parlay Nadal and Murray.

    Have already stiffed my local bookie $3k ( don't judge me, I been stiffed by local also which is no excuse but my sponsor said cut all ties with this business and this is not legally enforced in court of law)

    I am hurting. Gambling is bad. My dick won't even get hard lately cuz I am more worried about watching numbers go 15-30-40- A -40- A on livescorehunter than FUCKKKKkng dime pieces that throw themselves at me. (Yes i pay for them to throw themselves at me, but funds low)


    drinking cheap liquor trying to cope: thank u for listening toy my rant
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  2. 08-15-13 10:26 PM #2
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    Gus, get it back!

    Gus, it's almost football season pal.

    Pound some winners.
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  3. 08-15-13 10:29 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Gus, get it back!

    Gus, it's almost football season pal.

    Pound some winners.
    Man, barely have a pot to piss in lately; need to load up and hit a couple parlays
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  4. 08-15-13 10:30 PM #4
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    Gus you know what to do
    Gus don't make Tony wait for too long
    Gus 15...30...40...Adv
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  5. 08-15-13 10:32 PM #5
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    Gus, it sucks. But we do it for the rush.

    Picking winners along the way helps though...
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  6. 08-15-13 10:43 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Gus, it sucks. But we do it for the rush.

    Picking winners along the way helps though...
    Buried big Bigday. So bad, mma chicka could be butt naked in front of me and i wouldn't pay attention. That's pretty bad. Mdf buried me telling me to take kvitova
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  7. 08-15-13 10:50 PM #7
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    Click click click click weeeeeeeeeeeeeee click click click click weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I actually hate roller coasters. So fukin ironic I choose to ride them daily.
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  8. 08-15-13 10:53 PM #8
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    You've got er bad pal.

    Hope you catch a winning steak soon pal.
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  9. 08-15-13 10:56 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    You've got er bad pal.

    Hope you catch a winning steak soon pal.
    According to my sponsor, u are bad people's. I told her my sbr people's are a team and we stick together
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  10. 08-15-13 11:01 PM #10
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    Sorry to hear. But that money's gone. Just start over and learn to bet for fun and lose a little each year, or give it up. You have no chance to be a winner and no chance to do anything but bury yourself further if you remain on tilt.
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  11. 08-15-13 11:04 PM #11
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    Gus did not graduate from elementary school.

    Gus is incapable of learning

    Gus loves parlays

    Gus says we sbr brethrens stick together, yet many members have him on ignore
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  12. 08-15-13 11:10 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    Gus did not graduate from elementary school.

    Gus is incapable of learning

    Gus loves parlays

    Gus says we sbr brethrens stick together, yet many members have him on ignore
    I have a masters in business (human resources management) and a minor in computer science: I just have a disease called gambling. Many have me on ignore cuz I speak the truth. If u believed everything on Sbr or any gambling gorum, everyone is a winner and everyone is betting thousands per game lol, gimme a break
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  13. 08-15-13 11:12 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gus Fring View Post
    I have a masters in business (human resources management) and a minor in computer science: I just have a disease called gambling. Many have me on ignore cuz I speak the truth. If u believed everything on Sbr or any gambling gorum, everyone is a winner and everyone is betting thousands per game lol, gimme a break
    I used to lose a lot playing craps. But then I realized that you have no chance to win. Every win is a loan paid back with high interest. It's thrilling to play, but I decided it was a thrill I could live without. You just have to assess the odds and quit, it's as simple as that.
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  14. 08-15-13 11:14 PM #14
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    gus too sensitive

    gus too easily manipulated

    gus take a chill pill, or maybe a dozen
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  15. 08-15-13 11:15 PM #15
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    Gus do the right thing..

    Pay your rent.. Stop gambling.. Your parents love you.
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  16. 08-15-13 11:18 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    I used to lose a lot playing craps. But then I realized that you have no chance to win. Every win is a loan paid back with high interest. It's thrilling to play, but I decided it was a thrill I could live without. You just have to assess the odds and quit, it's as simple as that.
    Albert, i tried to quit many times. Do u know how hard it was for me to call that number, then actually go to a meeting. Bunch of casino addicts, which I cannot relate to. I love sports and have lost the love of it as watching it as a fan. I would never watch a game nowadays without action; not even the dunk contest; I did meet a nice gothic chick at the meetings: she said my gambling stories make her wet, and horny. We have exchanged numbers but i am scared to save her number just in case my wife finds out. For the time being I saved her ad Justin bartender, I don't know why. Man I am drunk, don't wanna wake up early to reload but I have to. I feel like tomorrow is the big day. Wish me luck Pujols; hope ur injury is not severe
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  17. 08-15-13 11:19 PM #17
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    stop betting Tennis, I learned it was unbeatable a loong time ago.

    the big names only care about the top tournies
    too many upsets
    much easier to fix matches due to it being an individual sport.

    stick to team sports.
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  18. 08-15-13 11:23 PM #18
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    Mayan has a sensitive side wtf



    also goth chicks have very low self esteem....
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  19. 08-15-13 11:24 PM #19
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    Gus, in sales every "no" from a prospect gets you closer to a "yes". Gambling is no different. You've got a lot of "no's" right now. You need to keep pounding until that "yes" comes. Don't give up Gus. You're almost there!
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  21. 08-15-13 11:28 PM #21
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    That's what overdraft is for. And ************. And collecting cans.
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  22. 08-16-13 02:38 AM #22
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    Be a penetrating man Gus. Overdraft that shit or get a title loan on your moms car.
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  23. 08-16-13 03:19 AM #23
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    Can't imagine a more boring sport to watch just for the sake of watching than tennis. Not saying the players aren't amazing athletes, cuz they are, unreal hand to eye coordination and footwork to make it to the top. Fun game to play. But if I didn't have a dollar or two on a match, I would never ever be able to watch more than 10 seconds worth. Go figure.
    And good luck with that GA thing. sometimes you gotta take 3 steps back 4 steps forward to make a little progress, keep at it.
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  24. 08-16-13 03:27 AM #24
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  25. 08-16-13 03:30 AM #25
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    gus honestly stop gambling.

    you have no concept of bankroll management.

    you should never be betting $1000 with your bank roll.
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  26. 08-16-13 03:54 AM #26
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    not good if you think you can win it back by hitting chalk tennis parlays

    take the dude's advice earlier and don't bet tennis... unless you really know what you're doing, it's a killer

    Gus let's hammer a MLB winner tomorrow
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  27. 08-16-13 05:21 AM #27
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    Take a week off and recoup and come back stronger than ever
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  28. 08-16-13 06:17 AM #28
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    Perfect example of someone who should never have gambled. It is not for you, sir. Quit. You can win a battle but never a war when you gamble. Turn off your computer or throw it away. Never take advice of the losers that proliferate these forums.
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  29. 08-16-13 06:25 AM #29
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    Gus go all in on dodgers/Phils over 7 and then go ahead and say deuces
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  30. 08-16-13 06:45 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gus Fring View Post
    According to my sponsor, u are bad people's. I told her my sbr people's are a team and we stick together
    I can promise you that I'm probably a definition of "good peoples".

    Id like to use your sponsors nut sack as a speed bag sometime.




    *That wouldn't make me a very good person though huh??
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  31. 08-16-13 07:08 AM #31
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    How many pools you want week 1 Gussie? Give you 35 cents on a dollar. Things go like hot cakes after meetings. PM me....
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  32. 08-16-13 07:18 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gus Fring View Post
    Man, barely have a pot to piss in lately; need to load up and hit a couple parlays
    Gus,

    you could start with being more friendly to other posters, that will make them more likely to want to help you.

    Be patient, put in your homework, try a couple parlays with a bunch of underdogs in MLB for a relatively low amount.

    its possible for you to pick 5 dogs and put to $20 on it to win $1,000.

    Look at matchups where you think the 2 starting pitchers are about equal talent wise and take the team at +money.

    Always make the last leg of your parlay a late game so you can hedge.
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  33. 08-16-13 07:34 AM #33
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    gus i was going throw same thing yrs ago. parleys like crazy. i was willing to pimp my self out to older women just to hit one big parley.every pawn shop knew me as the broke dik square. then i met mike corben hanging out with two trannys in a bar (thats another story) he showed me the way.
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  34. 08-16-13 07:37 AM #34
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    Look up Regul8er.

    Guy can give some advise. Guy always reloading and pissed.
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  35. 08-16-13 07:53 AM #35
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    Gus, when you reload today, do us all a favor and post a ticket of the tennis parlay you make

    You are on serious tilt and this never ends well I need to know which plays you will mush
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