1. 03-20-10 07:43 PM #1
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    Good chance i might get laid tonight.

    That chick just invited me to her house, im 90% shure she'll let me hit it this time. I only wish i had some viagra though, i dont know how im going to please a 31yr old when ive only had sex 9 times in my life.
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  2. 03-20-10 07:45 PM #2
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    just use sandpaper for the condom, you'll be alright
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  3. 03-20-10 07:47 PM #3
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    put it in her butt
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  4. 03-20-10 07:47 PM #4
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    Use that tongue and u will be fine
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  5. 03-20-10 07:48 PM #5
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    Louis let me give you some advice...do not show up! When she sees you cannot get a hard on and has to use a vibrator its over boy!
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  6. 03-20-10 07:49 PM #6
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    Viagra? A young guy like you not being able to get excited by looking at a woman!
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  7. 03-20-10 07:52 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by INVEGA MAN View Post
    Use that tongue and u will be fine
    Have no idea how eat pussy, never done it.

    Quote Originally Posted by G's pks View Post
    Viagra? A young guy like you not being able to get excited by looking at a woman!
    I wont have a problem getting it up, i wanted the viagra to help me stay hard. I will stay limp when i ***.

    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Make sure and release for all of SBR.
    Fvcker i asked you to send me some viagra.
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  8. 03-20-10 07:53 PM #8
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    Grab a bottle of wine and swing by Walmart they have hard on pills in supplement section.Forget what they are called,something like magnum RX.I have a buddy claims he can go all night on those things.Now get over there and bust that ass soldier.
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  9. 03-20-10 07:54 PM #9
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    Find the point and make slow swirls with tongue,Pecos.Go slow down there,she come all over the ****ing place
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  10. 03-20-10 08:08 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by 36mafia View Post
    put it in her butt
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  11. 03-20-10 08:17 PM #11
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  12. 03-20-10 08:19 PM #12
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    Why are you broadcasting it must be your 1st time without the cucumber .The training wheels had to come off at some time.
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  13. 03-20-10 08:20 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    Why are you broadcasting it must be your 1st time without the cucumber .The training wheels had to come off at some time.
    Why am i broadcasting it!!??..BECAUSE ITS BEEN 4 FVCKING YEARS!!!!
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  14. 03-20-10 08:23 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    Why am i broadcasting it!!??..BECAUSE ITS BEEN 4 FVCKING YEARS AND WILL BE FIRST TIME EVER WITH A WOMAN!!!!

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  15. 03-20-10 08:24 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post

    Why am i broadcasting it!!??..BECAUSE ITS BEEN 4 FVCKING YEARS!!!!
    You say that like its my fault ha good luck with the cucumber and her hot pickle friends.
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  16. 03-20-10 08:25 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by pico View Post
    380+ posts to get to one thats nominated
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  17. 03-20-10 08:27 PM #17
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    The good thing is that she might become my gf if I f\*\*k her. She's not the type that'll have me just as a f\*\*k buddy, she wants something meaningful.
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  18. 03-20-10 08:34 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    The good thing is that he might become my Boyfriend if I f\*\*k him. He's not the type that'll have me just as a f\*\*k buddy, he wants something meaningful. Since I can't get laid with a chick... I might as well be a flaming f\*g!
    Fixed it for you...
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  19. 03-20-10 08:38 PM #19
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    The only girlfriend in Pecos future..
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  20. 03-20-10 08:39 PM #20
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    didn't want to waste time and read the whole thread

    what's his name?
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  21. 03-20-10 08:43 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by statnerds View Post
    didn't want to waste time and read the whole thread

    what's his name?
    all you need to see is the cucumber one post above yours...
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  23. 03-20-10 09:08 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jlgarciaiii22 View Post
    Fixed it for you...
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  24. 03-21-10 12:47 AM #24
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    Fvcking bitch dissed me, she said a friend of hers called and wanted to go out. She still wanted to meet up at her house after the club but i said it was too late. Im at my house again with nothing to do, guess ill jack off again.
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  25. 03-21-10 12:56 AM #25
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    Too late?
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  26. 03-21-10 12:57 AM #26
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    slow and steady gets her ready
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  27. 03-21-10 01:06 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    Fvcking bitch dissed me, she said a friend of hers called and wanted to go out. She still wanted to meet up at her house after the club but i said it was too late. Im at my house again with nothing to do, guess ill jack off again.
    What the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.

    Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.
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  28. 03-21-10 01:06 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    slow and steady gets her ready
    I aint even sweating it, she wants me im shure of it..if anythign i dissed her more cuz she still wanted to meet up. I just need some viagra, illini send me some f\*g.
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  29. 03-21-10 01:07 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    What the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.

    Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.
    No bitches love guys who dont pay attention to them.
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  30. 03-21-10 01:12 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    What the fuk... You said too late? Are you some old ass fart or can't you get out of mommy's house? She wanted to meet up after the club and you said no??? That meant you didn't have to buy her dinner or drinks, cut to the chase and get your freak on.

    Your now a sure square in her eyes. Good luck trying to hit that now. Woman hate guys that can't finish.
    He's got time to get on SBR but not time to go fck some girl which he hasn't done in forever. This has gotta be a joke.
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  31. 03-21-10 01:13 AM #31
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    Bitches find other guys to fuk when other guys don't pay attention to them... She's in her fuk me dress right now and will be on a mission for sure.
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  32. 03-21-10 01:15 AM #32
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    too late?? what did you have going on that was more important?
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  33. 03-21-10 01:25 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    He's got time to get on SBR but not time to go fck some girl which he hasn't done in forever. This has gotta be a joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    Bitches find other guys to fuk when other guys don't pay attention to them... She's in her fuk me dress right now and will be on a mission for sure.
    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    too late?? what did you have going on that was more important?
    Hmm..maybe i did f\*\*k up. I just got annoyed she was gonna go out w/ her friend so i dissed her.

    Her:My friend called me and wants to go out. You gonna be out tonight? Still want me to text you when im on my way home?

    Me: Im at a bar chilling(I lied)...sounds like youll get home kinda late so maybe i'll see you next week.

    Her: I dont think tonight will be a late night like usual...butyeah, maybe ill see you next weekend. I t would be nice to see you

    Me:Yeah im prolly gonna go home after i leve here. Have fun and be safe

    Her: Ok...thanks, have fun and be safe too
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  34. 03-21-10 01:29 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    Fvcking bitch dissed me, she said a friend of hers called and wanted to go out. She still wanted to meet up at her house after the club but i said it was too late. Im at my house again with nothing to do, guess ill jack off again.
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  35. 03-21-10 01:29 AM #35
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    you noobed it up. You always say gonna head home early little trashed, you can swing by later and check on me.
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