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    Tiger Woods choking as usual in big spots.

    Furyk embarrassing the field. Tiger needs Ace Hookers again.

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    Be honest deuce,

    youd love to choke on tiger.

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    Tiger has become a hooker. How does Phil's taste Tiger?

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    ruff day to start for tiger .

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    question is when is furyk gona choke ? and he will

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    settle down you fat fukk.

    it's only thursday.

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    Tiger only does well in those little rinky dink tournaments.


    he will never win another major.

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    The greens will speed up as they groom it for the weekend. Thats where he has the edge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    The greens will speed up as they groom it for the weekend. Thats where he has the edge.
    All they need to do is dry out.

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    Played well

    Every analyst said it after the round, bad bounces

    Deuce you have no clue

    Watch every hole before you comment fat boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Played well

    Every analyst said it after the round, bad bounces

    Deuce you have no clue

    Watch every hole before you comment fat boy
    Hey Lester, he played well the first 6. Debacle or barely hung on last 12. Go fukk a camel in the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Tiger only does well in those little rinky dink tournaments.


    he will never win another major.
    WGC events and the players championship are rinky dink?

    youre a fukkin dumbass

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    Deuce more rounds

    Since I am a good guy I am sending you 7 dozen donuts this weekend.

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    Go suck Tiger's .

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    This course exposes Tiger's weakness which is hitting fairways. The rough is too thick. Also is par 70 so he can't make a run with eagles on par 5's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Already have Lo$t. Caddied for Tiger once at a NJ tournament when Tiger was at Stanford. Washed his balls too.
    ...

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    Does he drop f bombs when his kids show up or does he only bring said kids when hes up by 7 strokes going into the last round? Looks like his kids will never see him play a major.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    This course exposes Tiger's weakness which is hitting fairways. The rough is too thick. Also is par 70 so he can't make a run with eagles on par 5's.
    Good point

    Lets see how this plays out the next 3 days

    He sure has to play well tomorrow or its over for him

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    You got my vote for the dumbest thread of the day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowNsteady View Post
    You got my vote for the dumbest thread of the day!
    Nah

    You're clueless and want to suck his rooster. Name the last time he showed up big time in an event that mattered. Been 5 years, pal.

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    Duece, I am sure you are aware golf is a very difficult game. I am not a fan of TW but I would never go as far as saying he is a "choker". The injuries he has had have hampered his game. If you call him a choker I assume you believe that the everyone on tour is a choker?

    Do you realize that TW wins the Masters this year if his shot on 15 does not hit the stick on Saturday. Would he still be terrible in big spots? With your logic Nicklaus also sucks in big spots as well, after all Jack won 14 majors in his first 63. The guy you say chokes in big spots has 14 majors in his first 63. You calling me "clueless" is seems silly imo.


    Do you call Tom Brady a choker? Your logic says he is since he has not done shit in 5yrs.

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    That being said I love your avatar. Drinky Drunk is one of the best ever!

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    Odds that Tiger is or was on PEDs?

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    Ace hookers?!?!? Those broads were truck stop material.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Tiger only does well in those little rinky dink tournaments.


    he will never win another major.
    If you don't know shit don't say shit.


    Huge tourney last weekend.

    Top 10 seasonal event every year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Nah

    You're clueless and want to suck his rooster. Name the last time he showed up big time in an event that mattered. Been 5 years, pal.
    so in the last major when he was among the leaders you say the first two rounds didnt mean shit

    now he basically has two bad holes in the first round and you say thats choking

    which is it guyee? pick a stance and stick with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    so in the last major when he was among the leaders you say the first two rounds didnt mean shit

    now he basically has two bad holes in the first round and you say thats choking

    which is it guyee? pick a stance and stick with it
    First two round don't mean shit IF he is shooting well. He implodes Sa and Sun, pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broadway6 View Post
    Odds that Tiger is or was on PEDs?
    -100000 to off the board.

    Dude is without a doubt a past user.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post

    Dude is without a doubt a past user.
    Let's go back a few years when we were witnessing some of the most unprecedented feats in sports. At the same time there was Sosa/McGuire/Bonds hitting HRs like no one in history; there was Armstrong winning 6 straight Tour De Frances and dominating the sport like no one before - and there was, yup, Tiger Woods dominating the game like no one in history.

    And not only did Tiger go from a stick to looking like Mark McGwire's soul brother, but he had the same bodily breakdowns that roid users have - and, most damning of all - he had a relationship in Florida with the Canadian doctor who was busted for smuggling human growth hormones into the US.

    Huh.

    Tiger can easily afford to pay off any miscreant who tries to rat him out - and being that golf isn't a team sport, there aren't that many who could anyway. Just don't tell me he wasn't on some sh*t. He played golf like Bonds played baseball, too good to be true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broadway6 View Post
    Odds that Tiger is or was on PEDs?
    -99999999 in a circle

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    plus you don't HAVE to be yoked to play golf most guys are not physical specimens

    is his driving distance down or do they just engineer a longer ball every year?

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    Deucer has no interest in this tourney now that tiger is out of contention

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    PEDs should be mandatory in golf

    Daly would of been a beast on hgh

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Deucer has no interest in this tourney now that tiger is out of contention
    Don't have time to post 24/7 with one line rooster tugging posts. Doesn't mean I'm not interested.

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    +4

    Grab some pine.

    Hope that fat fukk Duff holds on.

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