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    jjgold
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    Beautiful Early Morning In London

    Birds chirping as my wife prepares me some tea and brings me the form. I am looking at the 14:10 Haydock as I write to my friends. To all my peers in the library and many across the globe lets toast to good times and good fun as we tour the pubs, the nag are good and the tea is smooth, my friends today will be a good day as look forward to the weekend.Lets get out your wickets on Saturday but until then my friends have a good day.

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    Go to sleep you bald headed motherfukker.

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    This late night shift JJ is a bloody fruitcake. Definitely a pole smoker
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    Is there a Shills gathering yonder? fckn wanker

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    This late night shift JJ is a bloody fruitcake. Definitely a pole smoker


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Birds chirping as my wife prepares me some tea and brings me the form. I am looking at the 14:10 Haydock as I write to my friends. To all my peers in the library and many across the globe lets toast to good times and good fun as we tour the pubs, the nag are good and the tea is smooth, my friends today will be a good day as look forward to the weekend.Lets get out your wickets on Saturday but until then my friends have a good day.


    Who'd you steal that from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Birds chirping as my wife prepares me some tea and brings me the form. I am looking at the 14:10 Haydock as I write to my friends. To all my peers in the library and many across the globe lets toast to good times and good fun as we tour the pubs, the nag are good and the tea is smooth, my friends today will be a good day as look forward to the weekend.Lets get out your wickets on Saturday but until then my friends have a good day.

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    It's 79 degrees in Tel Aviv right now!! Headed to Haifa!!

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    I knew there was a broke JJ, but now there's a bloke JJ?

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    Not sure about the phag shyte but Buster Brown looks good in the race. Fave took 6 pounds for winning last out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    This late night shift JJ is a bloody fruitcake. Definitely a pole smoker
    Helllo Real Slim Shady, did I say something to offend you??? I have no idea what a pole smoker is, is that some sort of joke?? I lost today at Haydock, now its time for beddy bed time but as most of you know tea time first. RealSlimShady I hope to get along with you and the others, good bye for now. Go CHELSEA!!!

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    wtf is this shit?

    wait for your shift pal.

    one jj at a time.
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    Your average Brit would find anyone who talks like this a complete tosser.

    This cheeky plonker needs lay off SBR, and tune into the beeb on the telly, and leave the real posting to JJ.

    JJ, is indeed the dog's bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Go to sleep you bald headed motherfukker.
    coach,
    nicky santoro, shari, beantownjim, fishhead, john walker are having an orgy tonight in manchester in case you are interested

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Helllo Real Slim Shady, did I say something to offend you??? I have no idea what a pole smoker is, is that some sort of joke?? I lost today at Haydock, now its time for beddy bed time but as most of you know tea time first. RealSlimShady I hope to get along with you and the others, good bye for now. Go CHELSEA!!!
    WTF??

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    This whole thing is strange

    I did not start this thread

    I am in NJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This whole thing is strange

    I did not start this thread

    I am in NJ

    Who's trying to impersonate you, baldy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This whole thing is strange

    I did not start this thread

    I am in NJ
    Is your password by any chance abcd1234?
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    Nothing like some yayo in the morning to get the imagination running.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Is your password by any chance abcd1234?
    Paver I am actually running some algo's for tomorrow night football games

    I know at times you like to practice your comedy routine which is fine but paver sports betting pays my rent or tries to pay my rent

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    Did this queer, 3rd shift, pole smoking JJ get canned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Did this queer, 3rd shift, pole smoking JJ get canned?
    Most likely JJ changed his password to level 2 difficullty from level 1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by byronbb View Post
    Nothing like some yayo in the morning to get the imagination running.
    byron we know


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    Watching Nadal/Joker
    Good match
    In nj of course

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    i knew somthing was strange here. jj wat ever u on give me some

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Helllo Real Slim Shady, did I say something to offend you??? I have no idea what a pole smoker is, is that some sort of joke?? I lost today at Haydock, now its time for beddy bed time but as most of you know tea time first. RealSlimShady I hope to get along with you and the others, good bye for now. Go CHELSEA!!!

    That is penetrating hilarious

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