1. 07-12-13 04:32 PM #1
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    Major Announcement Coming Boys - 6 PM Eastern Standard Time, Saturday July 13th

    Major Announcement coming boys
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  2. 07-12-13 04:33 PM #2
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    You found a sugar daddy to pay for sex change
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  3. 07-12-13 04:38 PM #3
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    yer legally joining in a same sex union with that cute counselor from yer last stint in rehab
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  4. 07-12-13 04:38 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    You found a sugar daddy to pay for sex change
    good one but no

    Even though I have been questioning my gender identity for quite a while, I am not currently looking to take any steps towards any kind of gender re-assignment
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  5. 07-12-13 04:38 PM #5
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    Me and annie are getting married
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  6. 07-12-13 04:39 PM #6
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    You're going to announced I picked a winner in baseball??
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  7. 07-12-13 04:42 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    yer legally joining in a same sex union with that cute counselor from yer last stint in rehab
    good one but no

    although I am extremely and enthusiastically bi, as has never been a secret, I have absolutely zero desire to be in any kind of monogamous marriage or union with another man
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  8. 07-12-13 04:43 PM #8
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    You are going to reveal the new and improved Lostache to the world?
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  9. 07-12-13 04:45 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    You're going to announced I picked a winner in baseball??
    shoer i wasnt aware of that

    but yes lets try to come up with some MLB winners for tonight and the early games tomorrow while we wait for the Major Announcement at 6 PM Eastern Standard Time
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  10. 07-12-13 04:45 PM #10
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  11. 07-12-13 04:52 PM #11
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    Corbin already called me. He's coming back
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  12. 07-12-13 04:55 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    You are going to reveal the new and improved Lostache to the world?
    ha i wish

    I was never able to convince the higher ups that freaky = ratings

    But anyway, the old stache probably couldn't have worked without long hair framing it, and I'm not sure I still have the critical mass up top necessary to generate a complementary hairstyle anymore

    It's possible that I could though

    I would love it if they would approve some kind of small, thin, extremely sleazy stache that would not require a long-haired complement

    In fact it would go quite well with a very short. buzzed, uptight, intense serial killer haircut

    Maybe they will allow me that small token at some point
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  13. 07-12-13 04:56 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Me and annie are getting married


    Hahahahha... I'm not ready smokey
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  14. 07-12-13 04:57 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Annie View Post
    Hahahahha... I'm not ready desperate smokey

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    Are you getting married to your boyfriend Loshak?
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  16. 07-12-13 05:03 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Are you getting married to your boyfriend Loshak?
    did i just get berried by jonyelln??!!



    time to take personal stock of my life

    unreal
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  17. 07-12-13 05:10 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Anie View Post
    Hahahahha... I'm not ready smokey
    I am though. You should see the ring
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  18. 07-12-13 05:12 PM #18
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    I hope it's news that SBR's Monday Night Live show is coming back for football season.
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  19. 07-12-13 05:14 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I am though. You should see the ring

    Really smokey?
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  20. 07-12-13 05:15 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Annie View Post
    Really smokey?
    I would give up gambling to buy you the perfect ring my darling
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  21. 07-12-13 05:16 PM #21
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  22. 07-12-13 05:17 PM #22
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    unreal... TT does these better
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  23. 07-12-13 05:20 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    unreal... TT does these better
    famous ray where you been hoss? dodgers leave a mark the other night? what ever happened to that TT chick?
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  24. 07-12-13 05:24 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I would give up gambling to buy you the perfect ring my darling

    That's so sweet smokey
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  25. 07-12-13 05:26 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    unreal... TT does these better
    rayray i'm not a natural attention whoore

    this is the first time I have ever been one

    obviously i thought of consulting some of the greats but I just decided to do it on my own and learn on the job

    a LOT harder than it looks pal

    TT is one of the masters obviously
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  26. 07-12-13 05:56 PM #26
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    yeah yeah yeah you like butt male butt.

    we already know.
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  27. 07-12-13 06:06 PM #27
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    I'm so horned up with anticipation. Dont know if I can stand the wait.

    So many hopes and desires!!!
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  28. 07-12-13 06:07 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    good one but no

    although I am extremely and enthusiastically bi, as has never been a secret, I have absolutely zero desire to be in any kind of monogamous marriage or union with another man
    No such thing as Bi-sexual.
    You're either are a peter-puffer or you aren't. You don't want c0ck one day then wake up with a craving for vagina the next.

    I don't care either way, but psychologically it isn't really possible to like both as a man. Just say you're gay already.
    You've already done the impossible and gotten approval by the biggest group of homo-phobes ever which is on this forum, excluding rifleman of course lol. That dudes out there though.


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  29. 07-12-13 06:33 PM #29
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    yawn
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  30. 07-12-13 06:39 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    yawn

    You're a San Jose sharks fan if that doesn't put you to sleep nothing will
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  31. 07-12-13 06:56 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    yawn
    hey AS*HOLE...........this is COMPELLING FUKIN CONTENT ok? I said MAJOR FUKIN ANNOUNCEMENT COMING......you telling me you arent sitting there going over in your head what it could possibly be??

    "WHAT COULD IT POSSSSSSIBLY BE???? WHAT COULD CARPEDIME BE DOING HERE????" Are you telling me you are not thinking that?
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  32. 07-12-13 06:58 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Annie191363
    llThat's so sweet smokey
    Thanks my dear. I mean it too. You are an amazing woman
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  33. 07-12-13 07:11 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    famous ray where you been hoss? dodgers leave a mark the other night? what ever happened to that TT chick?
    motherfukkers... la has jizzed on my face the entire week... along with atl, stl, det... homers and square fukks are killing it
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  34. 07-12-13 07:42 PM #34
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    bronxer pulled this shit one time and never came through with the payoff (shocker)

    had the whole fukkin forum on the edge of their mom's couch for fukk's sake

    carper don't jerk us off here pal please we need this!

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  35. 07-12-13 07:54 PM #35
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    Probably beat the prick info
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