Originally Posted by
CarpeDime
Dear Joynellen,
Basically, my place is a complete fukin pig-sty. I mean, not like a drug addict lives there or anything, just like, you know, clothes all over the place, floors haven't been washed in years, filthy shower curtain, dishes haven't been washed in months, etc etc.
The main reason is just because I am too lazy too clean, and too weirded-out by a maid to have one, and basically have zero game so pulling a broad is most of the time not on the table. But, a few times a year, circumstances conspire, shall we say, to make it so that a broad does enter into the picture.
Every time that happens, I don't know what to do. Should I make up some lie about why she can't come over? Should I just have her over and say "yeah, this is how I live"? Should I tell her she can't come over, and be honest about why?
This happened to me just this past weekend. I went to Fashion Week Costa Rica, and pulled a fukin designer broad. Not a 10, but not bad. Full-figured, enormous bombs, huge fukin jiggly azz. Ok face, huge ears that stick way the fuk out, looks kind like an alien when hair is up, but much better when hair is down covering the ears. Whatever, I was into it.
Now, keep in mind, I was ALL fukin decked out to the 9s, you feel me?? Fukin SAVILLE ROW jacket, Jonollyn I am not BSing you here, I am for real. Fukin NICE Ralph Lauren BLACK LABEL corduroy pants, you feel me?? Johnston & Murphy shoes.
So I'm hanging with this broad and one of her fukin MODEL friends, a fukin legit 10, and the model's DJ boyfriend. I'm making jokes, the model LOVES me, right? We are driving home, and the designer wants to come to my house. I'm fukin furious at myself, can't figure out what to do.
I decide to just tell her she can't come over, and I tell her the honest reason why. She looks at me kind of weird, kind of like she still likes me but doesn't really know what to think. They drop me off, I'm sure the fukin model and DJ boyfriend in the front seat wondering why she isn't sleeping over. Who knows what the fuk they were saying after I got out.
Anyway, what should I do in this situation? Did I do the right thing? Should I/Could I have done something better?