1. 06-04-13 10:47 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProPicker713 View Post
    you wont be able to make babies with it smoke did you see the badge for player of the week LOLOLOL
    True but I'd poke a hole at the tip of the rubber
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  2. 06-04-13 10:51 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    I'm down about 1200 sweet JoJo! I need that free play to get back on track. Plus I think you're really cool and dress with some real class! And I'm not a weird stalker like Smoke is, if you made babies with that clown, they'd all come out looking like that bald headed fake hack Dr. Phil! Anybody who uses Dr. Phil as an avatar has some serious issues!
    Dr Phil is a real doctor and has helped many of people recover from addiction and many other serious issues. If you would watch his show he can help you too. Also you could call in and he might put you on tv. We can all watch mikejamm begin the recovery towards a gambling free lifestyle
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  3. 06-04-13 10:54 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    True but I'd poke a hole at the tip of the rubber
    Smoke is a wise guy
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  4. 06-04-13 10:55 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Dr Phil is a real doctor and has helped many of people recover from addiction and many other serious issues. If you would watch his show he can help you too. Also you could call in and he might put you on tv. We can all watch mikejamm begin the recovery towards a gambling free lifestyle
    Smokey do you think Dr phil can help me about my tequila addiction?
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  5. 06-04-13 10:57 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Smokey do you think Dr phil can help me about my tequila addiction?

    Dr Phil would be pounding 3 bottles a day if he had to work near Loshak
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  6. 06-04-13 11:14 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Smokey do you think Dr phil can help me about my tequila addiction?
    Absolutely! There is nothing Dr Phil can't do besides grow a full head of hair
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  7. 06-04-13 11:22 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    There is nothing Dr Phil can't do besides grow a full head of hair
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  8. 06-04-13 12:33 PM #43
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    Dr. Phil literally gets off,I mean gues his jeans on stage,when he can publically hammer on some clueless dumb ass........
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  9. 06-04-13 12:54 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Dr. Phil literally gets off,I mean gues his jeans on stage,when he can publically hammer on some clueless dumb ass........
    I'm nosy about Dr. Phil, what TV program can I see Dr. Phil Pauly?
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  10. 06-04-13 01:12 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    I'm nosy about Dr. Phil, what TV program can I see Dr. Phil Pauly?
    Dr. Phil
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Dr. Phil literally gets off,I mean gues his jeans on stage,when he can publically hammer on some clueless dumb ass........
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  12. 06-04-13 01:20 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    I'm nosy about Dr. Phil, what TV program can I see Dr. Phil Pauly?
    like @pauly said its called dr phil. Check your local listings. Hes on every 4PM EST M-F here
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  13. 06-04-13 01:29 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    like @pauly said its called dr phil. Check your local listings. Hes on every 4PM EST M-F here
    Thanks for the info Smokey
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    I deserve it for getting throat cancer from Catherine Zeta Jones.
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  15. 06-04-13 05:52 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    I deserve it for getting throat cancer from Catherine Zeta Jones.
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  16. 06-04-13 11:53 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Dr Phil is a real doctor and has helped many of people recover from addiction and many other serious issues. If you would watch his show he can help you too. Also you could call in and he might put you on tv. We can all watch mikejamm begin the recovery towards a gambling free lifestyle
    A real doctor! Whooo hooo! Man that's a good one! I needed a laugh on here this evening! Dr. Phil is Oprah's bitch boy and nothing more! Nobody would have ever heard of this douche bag had Oprah not felt sorry for his hillbilly ass and gave him a show! All that fat fuk does is help his self to the bank and play tennis with other bald losers the other 23 hours as day he not doing a tv show for losers worse than him! Give us a fuk'in break!
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  17. 06-05-13 12:02 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Smokey do you think Dr phil can help me about my tequila addiction?
    Sweet JoJo, I can help you with that, sexy video goddess! You and me, a couple of bottles of Patron. Tequila is my addiction too, good look'in and it's a damn good one to have! You're not addicted, you just have style and class! Wanna do a shot right now? Cheers!
    You ever had any Cabo Wabo? It's the stuff in the blue bottle and my rock and roll buddy Sammy Hagar started the company! Smooth stuff indeed!
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  18. 06-05-13 12:08 AM #53
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    JoJo, could you imagine if these pathetic prikks spent half the time capping games as they did begging for free plays? SBR would be givin out winners for days.
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  19. 06-05-13 08:25 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Sweet JoJo, I can help you with that, sexy video goddess! You and me, a couple of bottles of Patron. Tequila is my addiction too, good look'in and it's a damn good one to have! You're not addicted, you just have style and class! Wanna do a shot right now? Cheers!
    You ever had any Cabo Wabo? It's the stuff in the blue bottle and my rock and roll buddy Sammy Hagar started the company! Smooth stuff indeed!
    hmmmm.these are good ones, i think. haven't tried any of these, I only settle for cheap ones Mike, I'm broke.
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  20. 06-05-13 10:23 AM #55
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    It looks like half the expense is in the bottle art
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  21. 06-05-13 11:35 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    hmmmm.these are good ones, i think. haven't tried any of these, I only settle for cheap ones Mike, I'm broke.
    Jonie I thought you make 250K a year
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  22. 06-05-13 11:47 AM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Jonie I thought you make 250K a year
    Nah smoke
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  23. 06-05-13 12:29 PM #58
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    Jo Jo,

    I wan't you to improvise your next video.......

    Carp has run outta material steam.........
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  24. 06-05-13 12:35 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Jo Jo,

    I wan't you to improvise your next video.......
    Pauly do you have any suggestions?... but please don't tell me to lose my bra. I hate you TheCentaur.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Pauly do you have any suggestions?... but please don't tell me to lose my bra. I hate you TheCentaur.
    Yes,

    I want you to improvise..

    1. Create and perform (music, drama, or verse) spontaneously or without preparation.
    2. Produce or make (something) from whatever is available: "I improvised a costume for myself"; "sleeping on improvised beds".


    You can do it..............
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  26. 06-05-13 12:52 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Yes,

    I want you to improvise..

    1. Create and perform (music, drama, or verse) spontaneously or without preparation.
    2. Produce or make (something) from whatever is available: "I improvised a costume for myself"; "sleeping on improvised beds".


    You can do it..............
    too bad...I'm not good at these.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    I hate you TheCentaur.
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  29. 06-05-13 03:00 PM #64
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    Jamarcus:I have this one scenario in my mind. I kinda hope it plays out like this: young, sexy, Asian housewife, alone at night, frightened. A noise out by the trash cans. Best call the neighbourhood watch. I show up, look heroic, and then... get this - she sucks my balls.
    Franklin:I'm also interested in that happening to me.
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  30. 06-06-13 12:13 AM #65
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    did I win?
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  31. 06-06-13 06:29 AM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    hmmmm.these are good ones, i think. haven't tried any of these, I only settle for cheap ones Mike, I'm broke.
    Well when you have a drink with me, it will be the good stuff! Only the best for our resident SBR video hottie! And don't change a thing about your videos! They kick ass and you look and sound great! Half of these idiots on here haven't got a clue about originally and the other half still live with their mommies!Keep bust'in their chops, even I have taken some good natured ribbing from you and I didn't mine a bit. You're the only cool thing left at sbr!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Well when you have a drink with me, it will be the good stuff! Only the best for our resident SBR video hottie! And don't change a thing about your videos! They kick ass and you look and sound great! Half of these idiots on here haven't got a clue about originally and the other half still live with their mommies!Keep bust'in their chops, even I have taken some good natured ribbing from you and I didn't mine a bit. You're the only cool thing left at sbr!
    Must be great to be a republican
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  33. 06-06-13 09:53 AM #68
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    I could win this award every week for fun....If i chose too
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  34. 06-06-13 01:01 PM #69
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    Stop doing this award your making everyone look like Wulfdik & Carsmeller let these guys have some class. Or change the name to Broke Dik Fuk award
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Stop doing this award your making everyone look like Wulfdik & Carsmeller let these guys have some class. Or change the name to Broke Dik Fuk award
    You are all degenerates who would gladly sukk a cokk today, for a dollar or two tomorrow............
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