1. 05-18-13 05:49 PM #1
    The Kraken
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    Good luck tonight with your powerball tickets

    We're fukking gamblers at heart.

    All of us dream of winning the lottery.

    I know almost every one here has purchased tickets tonight. All the +ev fukks can go stick their roosters in a light socket tonight.

    Because somebody at SBR is gonna with this bitch

    Good Luck tonight Gents.

    You guys will be the first to know if Krakken wins.
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  2. 05-18-13 05:51 PM #2
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    ROI makes this +EV.
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  3. 05-18-13 05:59 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    ROI makes this +EV.
    Doubtful given the split pot likelihood. Anyways, its pocket change vs. never having to work again, no brainer when the pot gets this large.
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  4. 05-18-13 06:03 PM #4
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    kraker, i'll give you all of my points if i win.
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  5. 05-18-13 06:05 PM #5
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    I bought 3 tickets, but if the numbers 6 and 9 are not chosen, then I am not winning anything!


    I had to put 6 and 9 in both entries
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  6. 05-18-13 06:08 PM #6
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    If I win I'm buying SBR and giving JJ a Fat 20 year contract
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  7. 05-18-13 06:09 PM #7
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    I feel like I'm looking for the Gold wrapper in Willy Wonka Land.

    I'm watching the movie right now hoping it brings positive vibes my way.



    How many tickets you boys holding?
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  8. 05-18-13 06:16 PM #8
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    archer locked in 5 tix

    might live bet it after first 2 numbers pulled
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  9. 05-18-13 06:22 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    archer locked in 5 tix

    might live bet it after first 2 numbers pulled
    Unreal.

    I got 13 tickets.

    Cost me 10% of my Bank Account to purchase.

    I asked for 26 tickets and the guy asked for $52. I thought he was pulling one over on me.

    Told him to fukk himself and I had to go to the gas station next door
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  10. 05-18-13 06:27 PM #10
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    did the same thing didn't even know they were $2 a piece

    almost fukkin broke me archer!
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  11. 05-18-13 06:29 PM #11
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    GL boys. Only bought one ticket though lol
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  12. 05-18-13 06:36 PM #12
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    Going to Circle K to fill up and buy some tix in a few minutes... gimme some winning numbers guys
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  13. 05-18-13 06:39 PM #13
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    bought 50 tickets...5 are for Smoker
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  14. 05-18-13 06:43 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Unreal.

    I got 13 tickets.

    Cost me 10% of my Bank Account to purchase.

    I asked for 26 tickets and the guy asked for $52. I thought he was pulling one over on me.

    Told him to fukk himself and I had to go to the gas station next door
    I thought the young lady was asking for a tip. I bought mega millions and powerball tickets and I too thought they were 1 dollar each. I won't be playing powerball for the long haul.
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  15. 05-18-13 07:12 PM #15
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    Just bought 5. Random number's... 2 of them start with three, so lets see a 3 to start it off
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  16. 05-18-13 07:12 PM #16
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    Theyre begging for money with this price. Lol
    Good luck everyone!
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  17. 05-18-13 07:16 PM #17
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    Forgot where I saw it, but over 80% of all combos have been purchased, probably will be a winner or two tonight.
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  18. 05-18-13 07:17 PM #18
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    i don't buy lotto tickets. i don't like to gamble.
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  19. 05-18-13 08:17 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Just bought 5. Random number's... 2 of them start with three, so lets see a 3 to start it off


    We won't be sharing in the prize tonight. I really wanted to share this with you

    I've got 4#'s that start with 02

    No 2's or 3's, we're buried
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  20. 05-18-13 08:18 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    i don't buy lotto tickets. i don't like to gamble.
    Do you like fat bottom girls?
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  21. 05-18-13 08:20 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post


    We won't be sharing in the prize tonight. I really wanted to share this with you

    I've got 4#'s that start with 02

    No 2's or 3's, we're buried
    My roommate wanted to get some, headed back with him and got 5 more. 10,18 show up on most of my tickets this go around.
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  22. 05-18-13 08:33 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    My roommate wanted to get some, headed back with him and got 5 more. 10,18 show up on most of my tickets this go around.
    BOOM!

    We got some common ground.
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  23. 05-18-13 08:42 PM #23
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    If I win I'll buy all you broke dikk fukks a hooker of your choice
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  24. 05-18-13 08:50 PM #24
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    anyone know what numbers the sharps are on?
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  25. 05-18-13 08:53 PM #25
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    Winning Numbers: 14, 22, 27, 44, 48 Powerball: 13
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  26. 05-18-13 08:54 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Do you like fat bottom girls?
    no i prefer flat bottom girls
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  27. 05-18-13 08:56 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROFLcopter View Post
    If I win I'll buy all you broke dikk fukks a hooker of your choice
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  28. 05-18-13 08:57 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by uvarunthetable View Post
    anyone know what numbers the sharps are on?
    just look for the reverse powerball movement
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  29. 05-18-13 09:04 PM #29
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  30. 05-18-13 09:11 PM #30
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    tony did you wash my blanket

    tony ill be right there
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  31. 05-18-13 09:15 PM #31
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    Alright, pre powerball boner in full effect.

    Spent past hour figuring out how I would hide my winnings from my wife if I won.
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  32. 05-18-13 09:20 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Alright, pre powerball boner in full effect.

    Spent past hour figuring out how I would hide my winnings from my wife if I won.
    saer can explain to you how to expunge her

    just sayin
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  33. 05-18-13 09:23 PM #33
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    Unreal. I just got my ticket and the f'ing date says 5/22/13 not tonight. WTF is the cut off?
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  34. 05-18-13 09:31 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Unreal. I just got my ticket and the f'ing date says 5/22/13 not tonight. WTF is the cut off?


    59 minutes prior to draw. Even longer in some states.
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  35. 05-18-13 09:32 PM #35
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    Unreal. nobody better win tonight. F this.
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