1. 05-15-13 11:57 AM #1
    Pabinator
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    Who wants to meet the great Jose Canseco this Sunday? What should i ask him?

    Ok SBR'rs, I got some serious business going on here, i need to know what i should ask this guy & have him sign???

    So my buddy is having Jose Canseco over his house on Sunday night. Word on the street is he is doing Bay to Breakers this weekend here in the Bay Area & my buddy somehow is having him come in for a private signing. How he pulled this off is another story....

    Anyhow i was wondering what i should ask him & what i should have him sign, catch is he is charging $25.00 a signature!

    If any of you Canseco'ites are in the East Bay area & wanna meet MR. 40/40 let me know!





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  2. 05-15-13 12:02 PM #2
    manny24
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    everyone shit all over him for being honest about his situation

    guy never named anyone or rolled others under the bus with him

    seems like a solid guey

    anybody know his posting handle here?
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  3. 05-15-13 12:03 PM #3
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    Ask him why is he charging $25 for a $2 signature?
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  4. 05-15-13 12:06 PM #4
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    ask him why he was so much better than Ozzie

    ask him if he could have a kick boxing match with any former MLB player who would it be

    ask him how to throw a good knuckleball

    ask him what the fastest he ever drove his car was
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  5. 05-15-13 12:21 PM #5
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    ask him if madonna's pussy tasted good.
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  6. 05-15-13 01:11 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    ask him why he was so much better than Ozzie

    ask him if he could have a kick boxing match with any former MLB player who would it be

    ask him how to throw a good knuckleball

    ask him what the fastest he ever drove his car was
    Great Questions!!!!
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  7. 05-15-13 01:12 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    ask him if madonna's pussy tasted good.

    I knew you guys would get me top notch questions! Good stuff
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  8. 05-15-13 01:14 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Ask him why is he charging $25 for a $2 signature?



    I am in the East Bay Pabinator. What time and what city?
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  9. 05-15-13 01:15 PM #9
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    Ask him if he ever had sex with another man or thought about it ever
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  10. 05-15-13 01:15 PM #10
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    What was the worst side-effect of taking steriods?
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  11. 05-15-13 01:18 PM #11
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    Who had the biggest rooster on the '00 yankees?
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  12. 05-15-13 01:20 PM #12
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    did Dave Stewart and Dennis Eckersly juice?

    guys had an amazing run during the A's steroid period
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  13. 05-15-13 01:24 PM #13
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    Can I have the ball that bounced off his fukin skull.....otherwise I have no interest in meeting him
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  14. 05-15-13 01:25 PM #14
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    You lucky son of a bitch.
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  15. 05-15-13 02:08 PM #15
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    Ask him.. Where can King Mayan get grade A ass-injectable steroids???
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  16. 05-15-13 02:09 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Ask him.. Where can King Mayan get grade A ass-injectable steroids???
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  17. 05-15-13 02:11 PM #17
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    Ask him if he has any deca or test.

    Also, tell him Shaq would destroy him.
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  18. 05-15-13 03:24 PM #18
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    do u live in concord\walnut creek area . want to see what hot chick he comes with ?
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  19. 05-15-13 03:26 PM #19
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    ask him if hes a virgin .. trust me .. just do it .. the last guy who asked got 100 bucks from him
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  20. 05-15-13 03:27 PM #20
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    Make sure it's not Ozzie!
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  21. 05-15-13 03:41 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    did Dave Stewart and Dennis Eckersly juice?

    guys had an amazing run during the A's steroid period
    Archie i meet Stewart in San Diego about 5 years ago at a club, the guy had bannana hands Tony Robbins style
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  22. 05-15-13 05:39 PM #22
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    did your balls shrink?
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  23. 05-15-13 05:41 PM #23
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    My least favorite athlete of all time.
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  24. 05-15-13 05:46 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    My least favorite athlete of all time.

    rae carruth my least favorite

    filthy animal
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  25. 05-15-13 05:47 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    rae carruth my least favorite

    filthy animal

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  26. 05-15-13 05:53 PM #26
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    Could you have him autograph this for me? Thanks!
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  28. 05-15-13 06:02 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    My least favorite athlete of all time.
    why cause you couldn't handle the truth?
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  29. 05-15-13 06:06 PM #29
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    And of course EVERYONES favorite!!!!!

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  30. 05-15-13 06:07 PM #30
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    Ask him what mlb'er had the biggest cawk

    Ask him how many homers he'd have hit if he didnt get blackballed

    Ask him if he can tweet that everyone should follow you on twitter

    Ask him if smoker still makes him nervous even after the restraining order

    Ask him who the second most famous broad he banged was







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  31. 05-15-13 06:26 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    ask him if madonna's pussy tasted good.

    I'll give you +2000 odds on that

    I can't speak first hand, but I guarantee that shit was nasty
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  32. 05-15-13 06:51 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by balls2wall View Post
    I'll give you +2000 odds on that

    I can't speak first hand, but I guarantee that shit was nasty
    i'll take that bet, you are forgetting she was like a virgin back then...
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  33. 05-15-13 07:11 PM #33
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    Have him sign a bottle of steroids for you.
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  34. 05-15-13 09:06 PM #34
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    ask him how much to finger your pooper
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  35. 05-15-13 09:07 PM #35
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    ask him how much to eat a dead cockroach
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