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    TheCentaur
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Centuarshit with a GF? "Mr. I don't donate to sbr charities because it's a scam", wants help from a degenerate gambling forum? Look, just have your boyfriend pay you back by pounding your hershey highway ass into submission. Yeah, I'll bet your gay booty buddy is submissive alright, submissive to reaming out your asshole!
    Mikejamm realized he would just lose all his points so he started donating so he could brag about it. Bragging about donating points because you know you'll just lose them

    He probably got his lunch money stolen at school all the time so he decided to just start giving it away and told his mom he was helping out the poor kids at school

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    GamblerSpirit
    TheCentaur, Spankie gone fishing :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Come on now you know girls think their pussy is a freeroll pass in life, and they don't see it as dishonest or stealing if they're putting out
    BINGO! you got it right.

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    GamblerSpirit
    TheCentaur, Spankie gone fishing :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Tell her you won't penetrate her again until she pays the debt.
    Fortunately for you you penetrate your computer monitor with pictures of women on the screen, so you never have to worry about this sort of thing.

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    the BEST thread in the history of SBR

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    Cuse4tw
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    sounds like you get some anal

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    TheCentaur
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyBagels View Post
    OP O50
    Asian girlfriend
    Republican
    ?
    No
    No
    F Washington but F Liberal Dems even more

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    BranchDavidian
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Many haters in here like TheGiant, smoke, etc. can't imagine having a gf. While no one here judges you or wants to ridicule you please move your tired phrases and inside jokes with eachother to the saloon where they belong.

    I have a problem here and need help, don't have the time or patience for the detractors
    Centy gets it!

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