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    What will Tim Tebow be doing in 5 years?

    1. Beginning his 4th year as Jags starting QB.

    2. Successful TV evangelist.

    3. Feeding hungry natives, chimps, hippos, lions and rhinos in Africa.

    4. Winning a Nobel Peace Prize.

    5. Sucking dick in his 100th homosexual porn movie.


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    wiping his ass with hundreds.

    Even if he fails miserably in the NFL....the kid will be able to use what he has accomplished at Florida for a very long time.

    If Jesse Palmer is employed analyzing college football games, Tebow will be as well.

    For cripes sake. Florida already has his comments from last year following the Ole Miss loss on a plaque on campus. He is a god there.

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    He will be wasting his time and oxygen touring the country talking about how Jesus gave him the skill to be a QB in college, but forgot to make him an NFL quarterback!

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    whatever he is doing will be done with class

    i say he will still be on an nfl roster

    keep in mind football is not his first priority

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    Being in jail for bankrolling cat fighting.

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    Let's hope they lose this year..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by daggerkobe View Post
    1. Beginning his 4th year as Jags starting QB.

    2. Successful TV evangelist.

    3. Feeding hungry natives, chimps, hippos, lions and rhinos in Africa.

    4. Winning a Nobel Peace Prize.

    5. Sucking dick in his 100th homosexual porn movie.

    what will you be doing in 5 yrs?...
    still trying to find ways to bash a successful athletes?


    and for the record I hate Tebow with a passion but ya got to give him props for his college career regardless what he does in the NFL.
    He will be to FLA what Herschal Walker is to UGA...
    immortal, he already is

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    still a virgin

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    He'll be Brett Favre's backup on the Rams.

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    He still has a long way to go to be as legendary as NILE KINNICK..........a real hero.

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    the guy is class

    would u not want him to marry your daughter

    why are so many wanting him to fail...................jealousy

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaneDawg View Post
    the guy is class

    would u not want him to marry your daughter

    why are so many wanting him to fail...................jealousy

    I want Florida to fail much more so than Tebow..............

    Not much love for the Gators from me, sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    I want Florida to fail much more so than Tebow..............

    Not much love for the Gators from me, sorry.
    ditto

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    3. Feeding hungry natives, chimps, hippos, lions and rhinos in Africa.


    You seem smarter after your vacation dagger.

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    i am a UGA grad and hope we bury the gators every year

    i have been to every ga/fla game for 17 yrs

    but i admire tebow and think he is a good person

    it is what it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by daggerkobe View Post
    1. Beginning his 4th year as Jags starting QB.

    2. Successful TV evangelist.

    3. Feeding hungry natives, chimps, hippos, lions and rhinos in Africa.

    4. Winning a Nobel Peace Prize.

    5. Sucking dick in his 100th homosexual porn movie.

    Option #1 is out, so it's gotta be one of the other 4.

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    The constant media pressure will get to him. He will move to a foreign country where he will become Ricky Martin's protege. Expect albums and 'Its a Tebow Christmas' to be on the shelves within 12 months...

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    He will be a good backup QB somewhere other than Denver.

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