If you fail to hit 6 out of these 10 plays, I will be forced to resign as mentor of Seaweed Nation.
Your recent performances have left me feeling cold, empty, and most importantly on the verge of bankruptcy. I've never seen greatness turn to adequate in such a quick fashion. I'm tired of it, it's unacceptable.
There are several young bucks vying for my services here (Drinker, Smokey, Deemer, just to name a few...) looking for me to mentor them. I will be jumping ship if you fail me once again.
Do not disappoint me.