1. 04-20-13 08:19 PM #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Hope you get a drink and a cigar for this
    Lonathan sounds romantic. He'll probably warm his hands up before grabbing my nutsack.

    He's sensitive that way.
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  2. 04-20-13 08:19 PM #107
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Well, if he is going to grab my balls first, it sounds more like a date than an ass kicking.

    Is he going to ask me if he could get a taste of them?
    I am so confident Lonathan would dispatch you in 10 seconds, I'd let you lick my balls if you lasted longer.
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  3. 04-20-13 08:21 PM #108
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    This kids a psychiatrists dream
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  4. 04-20-13 08:22 PM #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    This kids a psychiatrists dream
    Speaking of dream... did you have your 300th straight dream last night about having an 11 way with guys?
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  5. 04-20-13 08:25 PM #110
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    Name's not that uncommon. I played high school ball with a guy named LeBronathan
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  6. 04-20-13 08:26 PM #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post
    Name's not that uncommon. I played high school ball with a guy named LeBronathan
    Not true
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  7. 04-20-13 08:26 PM #112
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    We're all going straight to hell for fuking with this retard.

    This can't be legal. Is it?

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  8. 04-20-13 08:27 PM #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post
    Name's not that uncommon. I played high school ball with a guy named LeBronathan

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  9. 04-20-13 08:29 PM #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    We're all going straight to hell for fuking with this retard.

    This can't be legal. Is it?

    It's legal. But what Lonathan does to you may not be.
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  10. 04-20-13 08:30 PM #115
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    It's legal. But what Lonathan does to you may not be.
    Frog, do you have Lonathan's phone number? I want to call him and tell him he's a faggola.

    You don't have the balls to post his phone number.
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  11. 04-20-13 08:32 PM #116
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Frog, do you have Lonathan's phone number? I want to call him and tell him he's a faggola.

    You don't have the balls to post his phone number.

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  12. 04-20-13 08:34 PM #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Frog, do you have Lonathan's phone number? I want to call him and tell him he's a faggola.

    You don't have the balls to post his phone number.
    8176057555
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  13. 04-20-13 08:35 PM #118
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    Frogger needs the short bus for an avatar.
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  14. 04-20-13 08:35 PM #119
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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post
    Name's not that uncommon. I played high school ball with a guy named LeBronathan
    It def is not. I know 6 Lonathans, 3 of my cousins are named Lonathan alone. Also 2 Ronathan (one of them is a total d1ckhead). One of my very best bros in university was called Colonathan. Don't know why though, because his real name was Birkel Carbonelli He passed away last year after a tragic accident, involving a Koi and a Vespa. Don't want to go into detail, still having bad dreams about this shit. Fcking glad, that my very best friend Andy Ramirez-Coelho is still there.
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  15. 04-20-13 08:35 PM #120
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Frogger needs the short bus for an avatar.
    Will still be longer than your wang.
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  16. 04-20-13 08:36 PM #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    8176057555
    Does anyone BESIDES Frog, just realize what I did there?

    Because Frog clearly doesn't.



    This dumb fukstick posted someone's phone number on this forum.

    Oh my god.
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  17. 04-20-13 08:38 PM #122
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Does anyone BESIDES Frog, just realize what I did there?

    Because Frog clearly doesn't.



    This dumb fukstick posted someone's phone number on this forum.

    Oh my god.
    Call it. I dare you.
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  18. 04-20-13 08:38 PM #123
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    Frog, Frog
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  19. 04-20-13 08:39 PM #124
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Call it. I dare you.
    Here's the problem retard.

    It won't be just me calling.

    Knowing how some SBR posters can be some seriously funny fukkers, I'd imagine Lonathan is going to be getting quite a few phone calls.

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  20. 04-20-13 08:43 PM #125
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    8176057555
    http://www.listings.expressupdateusa...afe/8176057555



    unfukkinreal
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  21. 04-20-13 08:44 PM #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    http://www.listings.expressupdateusa...afe/8176057555



    unfukkinreal
    Yup, his family owns that parlor and he is probably there right now working. So call and ask for him. I dare you.
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  23. 04-20-13 08:44 PM #128
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Will still be longer than your wang.


    I can't believe you're actually teaching kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Yup, his family owns that parlor and he is probably there right now working. So call and ask for him. I dare you.
    its a chain you stupid fukk
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Yup, his family owns that parlor and he is probably there right now working. So call and ask for him. I dare you.
    IT IS A CHAIN YOU DUMB FUK.

    Jesus.
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  26. 04-20-13 08:47 PM #131
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    "Is Lonathan there?"

    "Who?"

    "LON-A-THAN".

    "WHO?"

    "LONATHON!"

    "No idea who that is".

    "Tell him I think he's gay if he comes in"

    "With a name like that, I'll tell him myself"

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    its a chain you stupid fukk
    It's an independently owned franchise toilet water drinker
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    "Is Lonathan there?"

    "Who?"

    "LON-A-THAN".

    "WHO?"

    "LONATHON!"

    "No idea who that is".

    "Tell him I think he's gay if he comes in"

    "With a name like that, I'll tell him myself"

    I'll go by tomorrow to see if such phone convo actually happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    "Is Lonathan there?"

    "Who?"

    "LON-A-THAN".

    "WHO?"

    "LONATHON!"

    "No idea who that is".

    "Tell him I think he's gay if he comes in"

    "With a name like that, I'll tell him myself"

    oh Fukk classic
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  30. 04-20-13 08:52 PM #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    I'll go by tomorrow to see if such phone convo actually happened
    in other words youre recognizing it could have happened

    jesus fukkin christ youre the definition of hamburger
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    "With a name like that, I'll tell him myself"

    Guy has balls. Not afraid of infamous Lonathan. We all know what Lonathan does with balls.... He grabs them. Soft and gentle.
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  33. 04-20-13 08:53 PM #138
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    I'll go by tomorrow to see if such phone convo actually happened
    I'm sure you will. If you see Lonathan, tell him I think he's gay. Tell him, I think he's a *** slurping, Barbara Streisand Loving, Depeche Mode singing, friend of Dorothy. He'll know what I mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    in other words youre recognizing it could have happened

    jesus fukkin christ youre the definition of hamburger
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  35. 04-20-13 08:54 PM #140
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    I will kick all your asses!
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