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    Jelena Jankovic

    Definition of a butterface


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    wow

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    You'd Fuk her.

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    Don't you have to have a nice body to be a butterface in the first place?

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    Not sure if her body is enough to make up for her face though:


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    looks a bit like Hines Ward crossed with Meryl Streep
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    maybe bette midler and not meryle streep or maybe both. and a bit of that red haired winter sports guy

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    I'd shoot her with my buttercream

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    Quote Originally Posted by k13 View Post
    Don't you have to have a nice body to be a butterface in the first place?
    yes

    for meaningful butterface assessment you have to FIRST post pics with face removed, either via cropping or, preferably, just blocked out, then RE-POST the same pics later showing the face

    the point of butterface is the extreme contrast of wood ferocity from seeing the body, juxtaposed against rapid softening caused by seeing the face

    if you see the face first, the initial wood ferocity never materializes
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    Pa Pa pound it

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    another good example of a butter face is Agnieszka Radwanska

    with Makeup:


    No makeup:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    another good example of a butter face is Agnieszka Radwanska

    with Makeup:


    No makeup:

    actually not THAT bad without make up, some of the hotest women turn into ugly monsters without make up. This is pretty decent for a woman without make up xD

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    For example:
    With make up:


    And without:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brebos View Post
    For example:
    With make up:


    And without:
    this is just a bad 2nd pic man, but I hear whacha saying

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    isn't that why doggystyle was invented?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    this is just a bad 2nd pic man, but I hear whacha saying
    you think it's a bad 2nd, woman are magicians

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    we get fooled so easily

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brebos View Post
    we get fooled so easily
    now this is scary

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    This thread makes my penis confused.

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    Its like the before snd after weight watchers photos they are not the same person different people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brebos View Post
    you think it's a bad 2nd, woman are magicians
    Bullshit, she looked good as hell before she went through all of the changes. They couldn't get a fat acne infested bitch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post
    This thread makes my penis confused.

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    Unrealz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post
    This thread makes my penis confused.
    Prolly cause you're gay

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    jenna marbles is one fukkin annoying bitch

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    I watched her the other day and she looked like she was crying. Its just the way her face is, I couldn't tell what her expression was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    You'd Fuk her.
    She is not beautiful at all LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post
    This thread makes my penis confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    yes

    for meaningful butterface assessment you have to FIRST post pics with face removed, either via cropping or, preferably, just blocked out, then RE-POST the same pics later showing the face

    the point of butterface is the extreme contrast of wood ferocity from seeing the body, juxtaposed against rapid softening caused by seeing the face

    if you see the face first, the initial wood ferocity never materializes
    Poetry Loshak, pure unadulterated poetry.

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