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    Girl gets hit in the face with a baseball

    Anyone see this the other night? Guy is standing in front of his girlfriend like he's going to catch the ball then pulls the ole okie doke at the last minute and moves out of the way causing the ball to smack the chic right in the grill


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    survival of the fittest these days. bitch shoulda stayed inside if she didn't wanna get hit
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    Improved her looks.

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    Probably didnt like the whore

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    Since when do women not like balls hitting them in the face?
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    Never take your date to a baseball game. Let her go shopping with her friends instead.

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    she took it like a champ

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    that guy is still a pussy though

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    That guy is an exaample of what humanity has become. As long as hes ok It doesnt matter what happens to other people. He also has the instincts of a 4 year old.
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    That guy omfg, he should be banned from getting pussy, that's bitchassness

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    Tx brebos

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    you gotta pay attention

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    Quote Originally Posted by soul786 View Post
    survival of the fittest these days. bitch shoulda stayed inside if she didn't wanna get hit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untied View Post
    look at that fat bitch sitting down searching her purse for a leftover twinkie

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    First off, soul786 was right it's survival of the fittest out there. Chick should have kept her eye on the ball. She was probably nagging him the whole game anyways. But, he was a pussy for the moves he pulled when he was getting out of the way of the ball.

    I'm going to say what everybody else saw, when there was that shooting at the Batman movie. We all saw the interview where that Dad whose son died protecting his girlfriend, was on that CNN interview with his arm around his son's girlfriend and the GF was looking uncomfortable as Hell. The only time a man should ever throw himself in front of a bullet for a woman, is if that woman/girl is his: daughter, granddaughter, mom, sister, or grandmother. You don't take a potentially life-ending bullet for your GF or even your wife, bro. Why? Because if you die, it is only a matter of time before your chick is getting dicked by another dude. That GF from the movie theater? She is probably getting railed RIGHT NOW, while that dude is in the ground. I'm not saying you throw the chick in front of you and a gunman, but don't give up your life for a bitch either. We all know women are conniving snakes.

    Be chivalrous if you want and open doors. But being chivalrous doesn't mean you have to take a baseball to the dome. She should have been quicker on her feet, homie.

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    what a fukking douche bag

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    Chivalry is dead. Women killed it
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    Why is everyone ripping on the girl? The guy is the one with the bigger vagina.......

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    The guys ripping on the girl would have done the same thing as the douche in the vid.

    Im sure going to the game wasnt her idea. She probably thought her "man" that took her to the game would look after her. She was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblebuttluv View Post
    First off, soul786 was right it's survival of the fittest out there. Chick should have kept her eye on the ball. She was probably nagging him the whole game anyways. But, he was a pussy for the moves he pulled when he was getting out of the way of the ball.

    I'm going to say what everybody else saw, when there was that shooting at the Batman movie. We all saw the interview where that Dad whose son died protecting his girlfriend, was on that CNN interview with his arm around his son's girlfriend and the GF was looking uncomfortable as Hell. The only time a man should ever throw himself in front of a bullet for a woman, is if that woman/girl is his: daughter, granddaughter, mom, sister, or grandmother. You don't take a potentially life-ending bullet for your GF or even your wife, bro. Why? Because if you die, it is only a matter of time before your chick is getting dicked by another dude. That GF from the movie theater? She is probably getting railed RIGHT NOW, while that dude is in the ground. I'm not saying you throw the chick in front of you and a gunman, but don't give up your life for a bitch either. We all know women are conniving snakes.

    Be chivalrous if you want and open doors. But being chivalrous doesn't mean you have to take a baseball to the dome. She should have been quicker on her feet, homie.
    Someone's had some relationship issues recently, huh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblebuttluv View Post
    First off, soul786 was right it's survival of the fittest out there. Chick should have kept her eye on the ball. She was probably nagging him the whole game anyways. But, he was a pussy for the moves he pulled when he was getting out of the way of the ball.

    I'm going to say what everybody else saw, when there was that shooting at the Batman movie. We all saw the interview where that Dad whose son died protecting his girlfriend, was on that CNN interview with his arm around his son's girlfriend and the GF was looking uncomfortable as Hell. The only time a man should ever throw himself in front of a bullet for a woman, is if that woman/girl is his: daughter, granddaughter, mom, sister, or grandmother. You don't take a potentially life-ending bullet for your GF or even your wife, bro. Why? Because if you die, it is only a matter of time before your chick is getting dicked by another dude. That GF from the movie theater? She is probably getting railed RIGHT NOW, while that dude is in the ground. I'm not saying you throw the chick in front of you and a gunman, but don't give up your life for a bitch either. We all know women are conniving snakes.

    Be chivalrous if you want and open doors. But being chivalrous doesn't mean you have to take a baseball to the dome. She should have been quicker on her feet, homie.
    Agreed about the bullet thing, but i woulda protected her from the ball lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by soul786 View Post
    Chivalry is dead. Women killed it
    Do I have your permission to use that line? Fukking classic.

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    Soul got Dave Chappelle's permission.

    I dont get why guy didn't just catch the ball. He has no excuses. Girls reaction to the ball was as exprcted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gee View Post
    Soul got Dave Chappelle's permission.

    I dont get why guy didn't just catch the ball. He has no excuses. Girls reaction to the ball was as exprcted.

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    Looked like he was afraid of the ball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gee View Post
    Soul got Dave Chappelle's permission.
    The guy is right though, 100% agree that little gem has stuck with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    That guy is an exaample of what humanity has become. As long as hes ok It doesnt matter what happens to other people. He also has the instincts of a 4 year old.
    fukin buzzkill

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    Quote Originally Posted by soul786 View Post
    survival of the fittest these days. bitch shoulda stayed inside if she didn't wanna get hit

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Improved her looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untied View Post
    Since when do women not like balls hitting them in the face?

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    I'm pretty sure she took that long ball to the eye a lot better than I would have. Damn...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuckIt View Post
    Someone's had some relationship issues recently, huh...



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    why are they playing baseball in a kitchen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuckIt View Post
    Someone's had some relationship issues recently, huh...
    You know how these women be out here, dawg. Can't trust 'em, but pussy is needed by all real men.

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    Regardless of whether or not his girl was sitting next to him, what pussy jumps out of the way of a home run ball like that? Catch the ball you big vagina.

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