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    pavyracer
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    Would Lebron Be a Top 10 Soccer Goalie If He Played?

    Could anyone score on Lebron if he was a soccer goalie? He can cover the whole goal from one end to the other with one dive.
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    He clearly has the physical capabilities. I don't think anyone knows if he has the mindset to be a goalie, or what his soccer instincts are like. At least we have something to go on with football. K13 will tell you he'd rather have the average third grader in net.

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    I don't think Lebron is into guys. Wouldn't make a good soccer player.

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    Lebron is not gay enough

    wouldn't flop enough either

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    unreal

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    Soccer

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    Rondo would be good before he hurt his knee

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    No.

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    Would Lebron be a top 18 Badminton player?

    Size and skill is there, but is he Asian?

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    Good one TT
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    Deemer top 3 badminton player, its in his blood, ping pong also

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Deemer top 3 badminton player, its in his blood, ping pong also
    i am stellar at ping pong, no joke

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    someone set up a ping pong table at the next SBR Bash... I'm taking on all comers.

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    Sbr needs to start a new sub forum, LEBRON-aloon

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    someone set up a ping pong table at the next SBR Bash... I'm taking on all comers.
    Im in, pool also, Ill fukk you up in 8 or 9 ball money

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    Can't fuking shoot pool to save my life. Some fooseball

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Can't fuking shoot pool to save my life. Some fooseball
    Spinning or no spinning? Either way I suck.

    Let's have this bash outside of the US and not right at the start of the college golf season and I'll take all y'all in pingpong and pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Spinning or no spinning? Either way I suck.

    Let's have this bash outside of the US and not right at the start of the college golf season and I'll take all y'all in pingpong and pool.
    Im not allowed outside the US....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Im not allowed outside the US....
    Well I can't buy a drink IN the US

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Well I can't buy a drink IN the US
    WHat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Spinning or no spinning? Either way I suck.

    Let's have this bash outside of the US and not right at the start of the college golf season and I'll take all y'all in pingpong and pool.
    Haiti or Canada it is.

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    Best thread in a while

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    oh it's on if we're playing ping pong

    i might have the best forehand in the world, and i'm including those asian fukkers

    i actually won a table tennis tournament in st lucia, one of the proudest moments of my life (sad, huh?)

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    Wtf is soccer

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    Would lebron be a top 10 bullfighter?

    sorry, everyone is doing it

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    yes lebron would be a top 10 heavyweight...maybe even the undisputed world champ...hed probably be great at cricket and driving a stock car

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    are bullfighters actually ranked? yes he would be a top 10 bullrider...but i dont know about fighter

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    Lebron would is a top 2 Fudgepacker

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobby heenan View Post
    are bullfighters actually ranked? yes he would be a top 10 bullrider...but i dont know about fighter
    yeah they're ranked, usually the ones that don't get gored to death are higher up on the rankings

    http://www.bookespana.com/bullfighti...-bullfighting/

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    last night im at a bar...outside having a cig and theres this short fat ugly biker guy having one...he starts complaining about how his girl just got pissed cause some married woman started dancing with him for a few seconds....just random fun....and he says "geez man fuckin women"...he explains what happened "man when i die i want to come back as a gay hung black man"...I was like "haha why gay man....wouldnt the other parts be good enough"...."well i could extract alot of revenge on people"...i laughed and was left bewildered...this guy wanted to come back as lebron james

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    i'm confused as to what revenge he would be getting by being gay, other than showing women his big pecker and not letting them have it

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    Would Lebron be a top 37 white man?

    Size and skill is there, but is he Caucasian enough?

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    Would Lebron be smart......

    if he was white?

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    There would be no bull fight. Lebron can jump over the bull when he charges or dribble through the bull's leg. Lebron would have been a Top 3 bullfighter in the world for sure!

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