I am sure other players have similar scenarios where teams bite you in the ass and suck when you choose them, but ALWAYS fuk you and play lights out when you fade them.
My big ones:
Atlanta Braves - Seem to be unable to score more than 1 run whenever the fuk I am on them, but turns it into a fukkin home-run derby when I am against them.
Detroit Tigers/Justin Verlander - gets knocked out in 4 innings at home by teams like the Royals when I am on him, and then plays like a fukkin pimp when I fade him.
Charlotte Bobcats Spread - I moved around Charlotte from Jersey so I tried to give them some chances, but whenever I take them and a spread of +10 or more they get blown the fuk out. When I fade them that annoying ass team keeps it close and even wins.