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    Will TIGER WOODs ever be #1 again?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead at theRX in Jan '05
    Tiger is an aftermath, VIJAY is the undisputed #1 golfer in the world.

    Will Tiger ever again regain the #1 spot in his career?
    Fishhead is more god-like to SBR than C3PO was to the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi.

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    wow lol

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    Taco, where do you pull this shit from? Seriously. You just have a post by Fishhead from another forum over 4 years ago ready at your disposal? Do you anticipate using these in the future when you see questionable posts? How long is your list of bookmarks?

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    maybe he just searched theRX and to FH

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    Quote Originally Posted by jellobiafra View Post
    Taco, where do you pull this shit from? Seriously. You just have a post by Fishhead from another forum over 4 years ago ready at your disposal? Do you anticipate using these in the future when you see questionable posts? How long is your list of bookmarks?
    I have people working 24/7 to uncover the dirt on other posters. It can't be predicted when I deem it necessary for a story to break.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead at theRX in Jan '05
    SONY TOP THREE RANKINGS BEFORE THIS WEEKEND

    1 Vijay Singh Fij 12.97
    2 Tiger Woods USA 11.90
    3 Ernie Els Rsa 11.12



    ELS is in hot pursuit of the #2 spot after finishing 2nd this weekend.
    Fishhead thought that the only rival to Singh would be Ernie Els.

    5 betpoints to whoever identifies which parallel universe that Fishhead exists in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacomax View Post

    5 betpoints to whoever identifies which parallel universe that Fishhead exists in.





    TPowellguy is on the case, I'm sure.

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    Metaverse.....The Metaverse appears to its users as an urban environment, developed along a single hundred-meter-wide road, the Street, that runs the entire 65536 km (216 km) circumference of a featureless, black, perfectly spherical planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacomax View Post
    I have people working 24/7 to uncover the dirt on other posters. It can't be predicted when I deem it necessary for a story to break.
    boys this is the truth. taco came to me a few days ago and said that he was real sorry to inform me that he found some real damaging info. on me. i dont know how or where the guy gets it, but if this shit leaked out, it would ruin me as a poster...i would be reduced to life of a lonely ghost and would definitely have to look over my shoulder costantly.

    there is good news though boys. taco can be paid off. he will receive my first 250 betpoints, a forged authentic nicky santoro autographed book on how to have young forum stalkers want to suck your cokk and i threw in a couple naked pictures of onthetwats mom.

    thanks taco for the indiscretion

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacomax View Post
    Fishhead thought that the only rival to Singh would be Ernie Els.

    5 betpoints to whoever identifies which parallel universe that Fishhead exists in.
    I think he's been hanging out with Oscar the Grouch too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacomax View Post
    Fishhead thought that the only rival to Singh would be Ernie Els.

    5 betpoints to whoever identifies which parallel universe that Fishhead exists in.
    Fishhead lives and breathes the dumpster divers manifesto:

    "I believe TRASH IS SIMPLY A FAILURE OF IMAGINATION - creative re-use of objects is re-vitalization: things are born again- it is spiritually fulfilling to turn trash into treasure. It is artistic alchemy, with the artist as wizard. Trash is a rich medium, infinitely varied and constantly challenging- show me what you discard- I want to make something of it. How much of it do you have- do you throw it away often? Can you even throw anything away anyway? On a sphere like our earth, we can really only throw something away by launching it toward the stars- everything else is simply moving the trash around. Transmutation beats transportation. Re-creating something reduces the flow of the trash tsunami while amplifying and expanding productivity. Re-cycling adds brain power to industrial power, fashioning new uses for old objects. Every day the city puts treasures out at curbside- we just have to go find them. In Philadelphia, our group of salvage artists, the Dumpster Divers has as our motto: EJECTAMENTUM NUMMI NOSTRUM - Your Trash is Our Cash."

    Give the points to Bread or Gambling Granny.

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    Fishhead KNEW that Vijay Sing would dominate golf after 2004. How did Fishhead KNOW that?

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    That was obviously during Fishhead's prime, taco...

    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    You have no idea what my entire wagering day consists of on an average day...............especially when I was in my prime.

    NO IDEA

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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    boys this is the truth. taco came to me a few days ago and said that he was real sorry to inform me that he found some real damaging info. on me. i dont know how or where the guy gets it, but if this shit leaked out, it would ruin me as a poster...i would be reduced to life of a lonely ghost and would definitely have to look over my shoulder costantly.

    there is good news though boys. taco can be paid off. he will receive my first 250 betpoints, a forged authentic nicky santoro autographed book on how to have young forum stalkers want to suck your cokk and i threw in a couple naked pictures of onthetwats mom.

    thanks taco for the indiscretion
    bawhahahahaha

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    Kudos to Taco, this is one of the funniest threads ever.

    Singh? Are you serious?

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    fishy

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    your welcome

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    tiger will get back up there

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacomax View Post
    Fishhead KNEW that Vijay Sing would dominate golf after 2004. How did Fishhead KNOW that?
    How did Fishhead KNOW this? Boys, I swear after reading 650,231 posts on this forum I have never seen anyone KNOW something like this. Boys, Fishhead is a PROFESSIONAL gambler. Boys, what is the explanation, how did Fishhead KNoW this?

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    Tiger is by far the best player in the world, there is not even a close second

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    the top again? maybe not, but he will always be a threat whenever he plays

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    In his ‘parallel universe’ he received and examined stool samples of the top golfers in the world under the guise of a famous botanist. His expertise was in the shitola aromatica wing of study. He determined that Vijay’s turds emitted a certain rosy tang not unlike the farts of Jack Nicklaus, of whom he was a ‘close’ follower. He would later call Vijay’s shit “cream of India” for it’s pungent sweetness. The once highly anticipated but unfinished book he was writing was to be called “Shit the Determining Factor.”

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    He is #1 just past his prime

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    Great thread

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    when is the next tiger woods going to emerge?

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    He already did - it's Vijay Singh.

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    tiger woods is the best player in golf...

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    Fishhead give me 20 points right now for making yourself look like an ass with this observation ....................

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    these kind of odd bumps are almost funny.
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    yes, so says the ridiculous winnings from the fedex cup.
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    no vijay singh and phil mickelson seems deserve for this position this year.

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    I think this is the moment when Vijay Singh starts pulling away from the field even faster than he has already.

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