Don't not take this lightly or you will be sorry. This isn't a joke, it's a legit REVENGE GAME OF THE YEAR! After backing the Hawks last night, they let me down. They made a valid run, but that was about it. This, my friends, is the real fukking deal. You want to be a broke dikk fukk??? THEN FADE THIS PLAY. I DARE YOU. I'll be keeping my 2013 posted record up to date...and then you'll see.
Very simple tonight: Avery Bradley is back. Fukking kid single handedly makes the Celtics defense what it is. He's back, rust is gone and he's on lock down D. Rondo is showing signs of life after that hip bruise and Garnett is back from the dead. Doc might be a terrible in-game coach, but Bradley will help out 'ole darkness. This play has been run by my associates (Israel Mikkel and Patty O'Mara) and we're all in agreement that this IS IT. Pound it and pound it hard. If you think I'm kidding, only time will show you that this is no joke. I'm the best damn handicapper on this fukking website and these picks will prove it. Emily...fukk off. Spankie...puff. TT...fat fukk. JJ...sukk a dikk.
Shout out to BIGDAY, Deuce, Sinner, EaglesPhan, M207, Shari and Opie.
**This is a Main Street Brook Production**
Boston Celtics +5 (-105) - 2 Units
2013 Record: 0-1 (-2.2 Units)