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    Emily_Haines
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    Looking to fight anyone within 300 miles of my home

    Nice that I loss every close game today

    Shit not going well today and looking to blow some steam.

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    stevex
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    No $500,000 bet today?


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    Cuse0323
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    Screw fighting, we need more videos.

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    stevex
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    More videos? Of what? Him throwing a fit because he lost 100 betpoints in poker?

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    MUHerd37
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    Yeah make us a video tranny.

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    BigDeem5
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    Emily I heard you are an absolute freak of a human being.

    I wouldnt fight you.

    Give us a winner prick

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    Show a video of launching your cat across the room.

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    Cuse0323
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevex View Post
    More videos? Of what? Him throwing a fit because he lost 100 betpoints in poker?
    Yes

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    InTheDrink
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    haines its a good thing for everyone else im not near you

    haines if you and i fought it would probably cause an earthquake or some shit and be the start of WW3

    haines lets keep our distance for the good of mankind
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    Cool...do it

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    Here's a guy you might be able to handle....if not you could probably chase each other around your HUGE house


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    InTheDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Here's a guy you might be able to handle....if not you could probably chase each other around your HUGE house

    is that king kolzig?

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    I think it's your avatar?

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    Emily_Haines
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    If a girl wants to fight me

    willing to let her use a knife or bat

    ....to even it up
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    i thought u were a tranny

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    broadway6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    If a girl wants to fight me

    willing to let her use a knife or bat

    ....to even it up
    U can't make this shit up

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    InTheDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    If a girl wants to fight me

    willing to let her use a knife or bat

    ....to even it up
    jesus christ this guy's a fukkin badass

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    SBR_John is throttling me today

    I may not be able to shut the forum down

    fuk

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    InTheDrink
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    haines the fix is in

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    Brock Landers
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    where you live pal

    i'll take a poke at ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    where you live pal

    i'll take a poke at ya
    you sure you want to risk getting your wig knocked off?

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    BigDeem5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    If a girl wants to fight me

    willing to let her use a knife or bat

    ....to even it up
    fukkin only post has made me laugh at.. haha

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    Cat -2000
    Miss Emily +1200

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    I could see that fight now....He get's jumped from behind


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    Emily just open up a can of soup and relax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Emily just open up a can of soup and relax.
    I eat big on game day

    May go with a pot pie or a 6" subway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I eat big on game day

    May go with a pot pie or a 6" subway
    You my dear friend certainly can take more than 6 inches.

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    Mikeyanks23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    where you live pal

    i'll take a poke at ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    where you live pal

    i'll take a poke at ya
    You would be into trannys, sick fck.

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    If you live in this region, you are eligible to get your ass kicked by Emily. You scurred?


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    Damn I needed a good laugh to help me relax before NBA starts. Awesome thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untied View Post
    If you live in this region, you are eligible to get your ass kicked by Emily. You scurred?

    Lucky for you that your about 400 miles away

    You could have been hurt real fukkin bad or even killed had you lived 100 miles farther north.

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    Want to get curb stomped?

    dont fkn around pal

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    Buddy I'll ffukkin nut in your asshole

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