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Sickler, you not heard of the dumpster code? It's like the hobo code where the different homeless people decide via committee which patch they're going to beg on and get drunk on. Strictly speaking, due to state laws on the human rights of the fukkin' scum who like to rummage through other people's garbage, Fishhead does indeed own the proceeds of any of his designated dumpsters. Look a bit silly now, don't you?Originally Posted by sickler
I still say he'll get more than he bargained for from an angry raccoon in there foraging for food.
I would be 100% shocked if anything said in this thread were tru....come on, Alstott rookies for $5, gtfo......
As Fishhead divulges more and more about his dumpster operations, the probability that Fishhead actually beat the slots for $500,000 approaches zero.
trade dumpster for john morrison systems
All I've got to say is... Fukkin sad.
A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a toothpick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp leaves.
A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.
There is a third knock at the door, when he answers he sees Fishhead standing there. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."
"No, a straw," says Fishhead.
The landlord gives Fishhead a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks Fishhead why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.
To which Fishhead replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".
It's funny cos it's true.
Touché
those parasites would be shot on site in Fisheads neighborhood by the police.
I would be 100% shocked if anything said in this thread were tru....come on, Alstott rookies for $5, gtfo......
fn pathetic clown...
Great post!
You obviously haven't hung out with many slot hustlers.
ABSOULTELY!!!
I donate to Goodwill at least 16 times a year and also donate food to the homeless on Thanksgiving...........not for karma either, but to hopefully bring joy to others less fortunate.
So you pick the food from the dumpster and donate it to the homeless. Saving them a trip to the dumpster I see.
This is porn to Fishhead:
Waiting for Fishhead:
FH sends that raccoon to case the best dumpsters, and the raccoon sms' back to him the location
its a science you know
It was always zero.
Damn nice find !!
Dumpster fight
An unarmed Fishhead vs a full size raccoon
Raccoon -420
Fishhead +350
Thread of the year some funny shit in here
HORRIBLE line!
Give me the COON to win $5,000.
I see this line going nowhere but up and up...........possibly to -1000 come back +850 by weeks end.
My god those fangs would make Dracula green with envy...
Having grown up on a corn farm, trust me, coons are scary!!!
Especially the corn-fed variety that weigh a ton.
Did you also find a half eaten sandwich and score a free lunch as well?
And I thought that dumpsters were for garbage!! on a serious note every thought of what you could catch in there(besides a critter)?
This racist should be fukkin' banned.
So you don't think you'd be able to fend off the initial onslaught and emerge victorious?
'coon would react quickly and viciously, climbing up your back and attacking the face. IF you were then able to pry it off your hacked-up & bloodied face, perhaps you could use something large in the dumpster to smother and crush your much smaller opponent.
I give you a shot, but you have to react quickly, use your reflexes.
Good stuff, Fish. I have a couple buddies who junk and although prices are down they still make decent cash esp one guy I speak to often who is homeless. I admire him because he knows how to survive in tough times. Living in a tent and getting thru life ok in his opinion.
When I moved and rented my home back in February the garbage truck came to pick up many bags of Stuff I had thrown away and they went threw them to see what they could sell at their flea markets. I went out to ask why they were going thru my stuff I wanted disposed of. At the time, I was unaware that once I put my trash out in the alley it became public property. I assumed it would be taken to the dump and buried, but the trash guys had first dibs on anything I tossed out.
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