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    Quote Originally Posted by the sink View Post
    lol 1:40
    i wonder if he even knows what he did?

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    This guy is f u c k i n g hilarious I love it ....

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    Probably a f u c k i n g Serial killer, in-fact I know it.
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    hey do us all a favor and blow your brains out...thanks.... and oh ya merry christmas you sleprock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    You shouldn't be making fun of peoples weight pal

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    This thread has potentials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post

    You shouldn't be making fun of peoples weight pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    You shouldn't be making fun of peoples weight pal
    When you hit puberty one day you'll understand kid

    Guy claims he is thin but obviously isnt.

    I've stated my weight never lied. Tranny did

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    1st issue - I'm not gay

    2nd issue - I'm not fat

    2nd issue - I'm not stupid...

    Wait, how many issues is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    When you hit puberty one day you'll understand kid
    What that I'll be overweight? Already hit puberty relax

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    What that I'll be overweight? Already hit puberty relax
    Your a young kid. When I was your age I was 175 lbs soak and wet

    Lets see how you look 10 years from now after gambling.

    I never lied about weight but emily claims he's not fat but shadow says otherwise

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    Next vid can you go upstairs so we can see where "the magic happens"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Your a young kid. When I was your age I was 175 lbs soak and wet

    Lets see how you look 10 years from now after gambling.

    I never lied about weight but emily claims he's not fat but shadow says otherwise

    Fair enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    He shit his pants.
    No 1:40 was just the prelude, the main event actually occurs at 7:17.
    I believe that's why the run was cut short.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KTnamja View Post
    A dog can run faster than you.
    A dog can run faster than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Fair enough

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    smokeyyyyy
    Last edited by Mikeyanks23; 12-24-12 at 06:29 PM.

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    This is the greatest Christmas present ever.
    Need to show restraint, but thought I'd compile a quick list of themes for others to hit on.

    -Fat Shadow
    -Flatulence
    -Soup Kitchen
    -Chicken Pot Pie
    -Voice modulation control
    -Online University degrees

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    i qu it mmmm yyy j oooooo b wh eeeee nnnn th eeeeee bo s ssssssssss crit cized meeeeeeeeeeee


    you do u talk to slow?

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    keto diet. try it bro.

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    omg The voice And he shit his pants

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    mikeyanks

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    It sounded like he was close to a heart attack after running for 25 seconds.

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    what a freak.

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    fat guy with a little head

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    What I'll remember most of Christmas eve 2012.

    - Enjoying company and loved ones.

    - Fine food and wine.

    -Fat guy farting at 1:40 mark making video. (I can't stop laughing)

    Oh, and u were out of breath walking around house, let alone when u went for run.

    But it's Xmas time: God Bless

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    The real meaning of Christmas,,,, WAKE UP!!



    wHERE AREYOU CRISTMSAS WHERERE CAN i FIND yOU.......................

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    I think Emily just became my favorite poster!! Epic video!

    Emily, your critics might argue that the fridge proves that you eat out all of the time.

    To those that are saying that Emily lives with his parents, yah right! There's no way in hell a mother would keep a fridge stocked that low and the pantry reeks of gambling degen/ single man living alone.

    One of the greatest videos I have seen in a while...right up there with Opie's first mod work video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by turtlejc View Post
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    fat guy with a little head

  32. #67
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    That house must've set you back 300-400g's. Out here that might buy you a nice studio apartment. Brrrr looks cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtlejc View Post
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    fat guy with a little head


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    sbr YOU LOST MY REALNESS.................

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    Where is the fridge with all the body parts? What a fckng dck head.

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