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    ZetaPsi808
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    Pics: Working @ UPS for Holiday Season

    i recently got chucked from my hospital job so now i am working as a driver helper for the holiday season. gambling profits have been slim since baseball season ended so i need the spending money and also i do not want to have a long break of unemployment on my resume.


    anyway this job has been quite the experience

    the first day on the job the driver and i went to a chinese place for lunch. he ordered some $10 meal and i brought lunch i made at home (+EV). cole cuts sandwich on a bagel. anyway the driver only finished half of his meal so as he was walking to throw it out i considered asking him if i could finish it for him but i decided not to embarrass myself or possibly get sick in case he had germs.


    also when we were driving in the truck yesterday i had some bad gas from the chili my mom made last night and i was letting it rip. so i farted and the driver asked me if i shit myself. of course i told him "no but i did fart". he goes "SON OF A BITCH!" and then pulls over on the side of the shoulder and opens driver and passenger side doors to air the truck out. he says that it is not funny and if i do it again he will drop me off there and i had to walk home. i told him "i will fart whenever i want to" but i did not fart again after that.

    so that same day we were delivering packages and i guess he said if we do not finish by a certain time we would get in trouble with the boss. guy seemed like a bullshit artist so no idea if he was being honest so he said i had to run back and forth to the house while carrying the packages. guys i used to be real athletic in high school when i played 4 years of varsity football but have fallen off since then. i was running in my construction boots while carrying the packages when i took a bad step over a curb or a pothole and twisted my knee. now whenever i walk up stairs it really hurts. i dont think i can go back to work but the job ends on dec 28th anyway. i am still considering my options about what to do about my knee.


    anyway here are some pics. i think i look like a stud in the UPS gear and so far i have sent some picture text messages to broads saying "what can brown do for you". guys that pickup line was realslimshady's idea, he is a real pro with the ladies so i used it.

    guys check out the fuking blowout i think i look like billy baldwin again, somebody post the billy baldwin pic for comparison purposes











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    nice fukkin work zeta

    you look miserable though

    don't run anywhere for that clown

    make him do the running

    good luck guey

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    speaking of delivery

    where are the pics of Broads with meaty arms I was hoping this thread would deliver?
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    You look like Shyt..

    What does your boy Bronxer have to say about you working for the enemy?

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    actually, every guy i know who worked ups delivery loved it
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    ups sucks my fukkin cokk

    trying to track down a lost package as we speak

    fuk ups

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    Zeta , nail that in your brownies

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    Working for ups In the middle of nowhere awesome in a big city like New York fuk that

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    Zeta is gonna try the ole

    Dick in a box, UPS delivery guy set up until he gets some milf or behind bars!!!
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    Kid... you have been drinking too much



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    Well look who works for them.. cats like zeta are leading the charge
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    ups sucks my fukkin cokk

    trying to track down a lost package as we speak

    fuk ups

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    sammy i do not drink on the job ace

    only gatorade to refuel electrolytes

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    Well look who works for them.. cats like zeta are leading the charge
    good call bears

    hey zeta wheres my fukkin package you mother fukker

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    good call bears

    hey zeta wheres my fukkin package you mother fukker
    drinker what city do you work in

    give me the 1Z code number and i will make some calls to locate said package

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    drinker zeta now has connections for all packages

    drinker i bet zeta helps many posters track down holiday packages

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    drinker zeta now has connections for all packages

    drinker i bet zeta helps many posters track down holiday packages
    i bet zeta is trying to deliver his package to a few of the women on his route

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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout the $$$ View Post
    i bet zeta is trying to deliver his package to a few of the women on his route

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    drinker what city do you work in

    give me the 1Z code number and i will make some calls to locate said package
    zeta you dont need to make any fukkin calls

    zeta that package is sitting in your fukkin living room

    zeta you mother fukk!

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    Zeta looks like Billy Baldwin.

    If Baldwin just had a 5 year crystal meth binge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    zeta you dont need to make any fukkin calls

    zeta that package is sitting in your fukkin living room

    zeta you mother fukk!
    zeta kind of looks like mike meyers... yikes...



    drinker.. i have the package.

    drinker.. best of janet jackson.

    drinker.. best of justin beaver.

    drinker.. what kind of shit is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    zeta kind of looks like mike meyers... yikes...



    drinker.. i have the package.

    drinker.. best of janet jackson.

    drinker.. best of justin beaver.

    drinker.. what kind of shit is this?
    bears the billy ocean anthology is the one im really missing right now

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    bears send it here pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    drinker zeta now has connections for all packages

    drinker i bet zeta helps many posters track down holiday packages
    darker still figuring out how to work the DIAD board

    thing has a million buttons and makes weird sounds

    darker i will come pick you up in my truck tomorrow

    we will go deliver packages to all the needy kids in my area

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    bears the billy ocean anthology is the one im really missing right now


    no worries, bear will send it now .. signed sealed delieveried


    while waiting



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    Jaysus zeta is the effect the BI fiasco had on you

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    Zeta, you look like you're drunk on the job. Man.....if there was ever a warning for people to not gamble, these pics would be it. Congrats, zeta......you're the new face of SBR

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    darker still figuring out how to work the DIAD board

    thing has a million buttons and makes weird sounds

    darker i will come pick you up in my truck tomorrow

    we will go deliver packages to all the needy kids in my area
    zeta you are a fast learner but the DIAD board sounds confusing

    zeta pick me up and we will help out the needy kids

    than get drunk at yonkers raceway while trying to beat the roulette game

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Zeta, you look like you're drunk on the job. Man.....if there was ever a warning for people to not gamble, these pics would be it. Congrats, zeta......you're the new face of SBR
    shady i am banged up and past my prime guy

    last pic was after i almost fainted carrying packages so i look a bit fatigued there

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    no worries, bear will send it now .. signed sealed delieveried


    while waiting


    this is the motha fukkin jam!

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    zeta you are a fast learner but the DIAD board sounds confusing

    zeta pick me up and we will help out the needy kids

    than get drunk at yonkers raceway while trying to beat the roulette game
    darker i swear i can not figure out this DIAD

    darker call me on 3way with Drinker later and he can teach us how to use it


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    I've done ups seasonal helper gig before. easy money! the hardest part of the job is the fact that it's cold as hell, other than that time goes by really quick and when I did it I got a lot of gifts from moms (gift cards, cookies, etc). Good way to get paid to lose some calories too.

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