[ZetaPsi808]

i recently got chucked from my hospital job so now i am working as a driver helper for the holiday season. gambling profits have been slim since baseball season ended so i need the spending money and also i do not want to have a long break of unemployment on my resume.


anyway this job has been quite the experience

the first day on the job the driver and i went to a chinese place for lunch. he ordered some $10 meal and i brought lunch i made at home (+EV). cole cuts sandwich on a bagel. anyway the driver only finished half of his meal so as he was walking to throw it out i considered asking him if i could finish it for him but i decided not to embarrass myself or possibly get sick in case he had germs.


also when we were driving in the truck yesterday i had some bad gas from the chili my mom made last night and i was letting it rip. so i farted and the driver asked me if i shit myself. of course i told him "no but i did fart". he goes "SON OF A BITCH!" and then pulls over on the side of the shoulder and opens driver and passenger side doors to air the truck out. he says that it is not funny and if i do it again he will drop me off there and i had to walk home. i told him "i will fart whenever i want to" but i did not fart again after that.

so that same day we were delivering packages and i guess he said if we do not finish by a certain time we would get in trouble with the boss. guy seemed like a bullshit artist so no idea if he was being honest so he said i had to run back and forth to the house while carrying the packages. guys i used to be real athletic in high school when i played 4 years of varsity football but have fallen off since then. i was running in my construction boots while carrying the packages when i took a bad step over a curb or a pothole and twisted my knee. now whenever i walk up stairs it really hurts. i dont think i can go back to work but the job ends on dec 28th anyway. i am still considering my options about what to do about my knee.


anyway here are some pics. i think i look like a stud in the UPS gear and so far i have sent some picture text messages to broads saying "what can brown do for you". guys that pickup line was realslimshady's idea, he is a real pro with the ladies so i used it.

guys check out the fuking blowout i think i look like billy baldwin again, somebody post the billy baldwin pic for comparison purposes

[darkhat]

nice fukkin work zeta

you look miserable though

don't run anywhere for that clown

make him do the running

good luck guey

[Chi_archie]

speaking of delivery

where are the pics of Broads with meaty arms I was hoping this thread would deliver?

[ebbearsfb1]

You look like Shyt..

What does your boy Bronxer have to say about you working for the enemy?

[thetrinity]

actually, every guy i know who worked ups delivery loved it

[InTheDrink]

ups sucks my fukkin cokk

trying to track down a lost package as we speak

fuk ups

[Sam Odom]

[Sam Odom]

Zeta , nail that in your brownies

[wtt0315]

Working for ups In the middle of nowhere awesome in a big city like New York fuk that

[Chi_archie]

Zeta is gonna try the ole

Dick in a box, UPS delivery guy set up until he gets some milf or behind bars!!!

[Sam Odom]

Kid... you have been drinking too much

[ebbearsfb1]

Well look who works for them.. cats like zeta are leading the charge

ups sucks my fukkin cokk

trying to track down a lost package as we speak

fuk ups

[Chi_archie]

[ZetaPsi808]

sammy i do not drink on the job ace

only gatorade to refuel electrolytes

[darkhat]

[InTheDrink]

Well look who works for them.. cats like zeta are leading the charge

good call bears

hey zeta wheres my fukkin package you mother fukker

[King Mayan]

[ZetaPsi808]

good call bears

hey zeta wheres my fukkin package you mother fukker

drinker what city do you work in

give me the 1Z code number and i will make some calls to locate said package

[darkhat]

drinker zeta now has connections for all packages

drinker i bet zeta helps many posters track down holiday packages

[allabout the $$$]

drinker zeta now has connections for all packages

drinker i bet zeta helps many posters track down holiday packages

i bet zeta is trying to deliver his package to a few of the women on his route

[darkhat]

i bet zeta is trying to deliver his package to a few of the women on his route

[InTheDrink]

drinker what city do you work in

give me the 1Z code number and i will make some calls to locate said package

zeta you dont need to make any fukkin calls

zeta that package is sitting in your fukkin living room

zeta you mother fukk!

[boeing power]

Zeta looks like Billy Baldwin.

If Baldwin just had a 5 year crystal meth binge.

[ebbearsfb1]

zeta you dont need to make any fukkin calls

zeta that package is sitting in your fukkin living room

zeta you mother fukk!

zeta kind of looks like mike meyers... yikes...



drinker.. i have the package.

drinker.. best of janet jackson.

drinker.. best of justin beaver.

drinker.. what kind of shit is this?

[InTheDrink]

zeta kind of looks like mike meyers... yikes...



drinker.. i have the package.

drinker.. best of janet jackson.

drinker.. best of justin beaver.

drinker.. what kind of shit is this?

bears the billy ocean anthology is the one im really missing right now

[InTheDrink]

bears send it here pal

[ZetaPsi808]

drinker zeta now has connections for all packages

drinker i bet zeta helps many posters track down holiday packages

darker still figuring out how to work the DIAD board

thing has a million buttons and makes weird sounds

darker i will come pick you up in my truck tomorrow

we will go deliver packages to all the needy kids in my area

[ebbearsfb1]

bears the billy ocean anthology is the one im really missing right now

no worries, bear will send it now .. signed sealed delieveried


while waiting

[Bcatswin]

Jaysus zeta is the effect the BI fiasco had on you

[RealSlimShady]

Zeta, you look like you're drunk on the job. Man.....if there was ever a warning for people to not gamble, these pics would be it. Congrats, zeta......you're the new face of SBR

[darkhat]

darker still figuring out how to work the DIAD board

thing has a million buttons and makes weird sounds

darker i will come pick you up in my truck tomorrow

we will go deliver packages to all the needy kids in my area

zeta you are a fast learner but the DIAD board sounds confusing

zeta pick me up and we will help out the needy kids

than get drunk at yonkers raceway while trying to beat the roulette game

[ZetaPsi808]

Zeta, you look like you're drunk on the job. Man.....if there was ever a warning for people to not gamble, these pics would be it. Congrats, zeta......you're the new face of SBR

shady i am banged up and past my prime guy

last pic was after i almost fainted carrying packages so i look a bit fatigued there

[InTheDrink]

no worries, bear will send it now .. signed sealed delieveried


while waiting

this is the motha fukkin jam!

[ZetaPsi808]

zeta you are a fast learner but the DIAD board sounds confusing

zeta pick me up and we will help out the needy kids

than get drunk at yonkers raceway while trying to beat the roulette game

darker i swear i can not figure out this DIAD

darker call me on 3way with Drinker later and he can teach us how to use it

[jaeguyoon]

I've done ups seasonal helper gig before. easy money! the hardest part of the job is the fact that it's cold as hell, other than that time goes by really quick and when I did it I got a lot of gifts from moms (gift cards, cookies, etc). Good way to get paid to lose some calories too.