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    hels
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    Who wants to move to Costa Rica with me and open a sportsbook?


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    i'm definitely down for that. what do you need me to do on my end?

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    Big Bear
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    hell lets make it the bahamas

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    I'm assuming this is a deposit only book

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    Emily could 'back' a book 100% on her own...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Emily could 'back' a book 100% on her own...
    I could book Billy Waters.

    Give him +100 on all bets plus a free half point.

    ....and not get hurt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post

    I could book Billy Waters.

    Give him +100 on all bets plus a free half point.

    ....and not get hurt!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    hell lets make it the bahamas
    Even better!

    I think you would be a good customer support person. Your avatar is a mug of beer so that means you'll be able to block out all the people who think they'll actually get their withdrawals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I'm assuming this is a deposit only book
    We disagree a lot emaily_haines but I need to say the book has a reputable backer.

    Will you agree to pretend being the backer?

    Of course you'll receive 10% of all deposits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hels View Post
    We disagree a lot emaily_haines but I need to say the book has a reputable backer.

    Will you agree to pretend being the backer?

    Of course you'll receive 10% of all deposits.
    I'm in.

    I will be your backer.

    I once got kicked out of a bank for having too much money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I'm in.

    I will be your backer.

    I once got kicked out of a bank for having too much money!

    what kind of bank kick you out for having too much money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CollegePro View Post
    what kind of bank kick you out for having too much money?
    A Piggy Bank.

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    Saloon this gay shit.

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    Seaweed, you can be security guard. With the money our book will have you might need an assistant or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Saloon this gay shit.
    This is serious discussion dopie. However you are the undisputed king of gay shit.

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    i can be your money counter.

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    I'll run security

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    Alright we're still looking for a software developer and some ladies who look good in bikinis to promote our book.

    You're in KT, hopefully you have good counting skills since we're going to be big time.

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    can i be the line manager?

    i once booked my friends bets for $10 a piece

    had to make my own lines too

    yankees -250 every game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I'll run security
    Glad to know you're in Smoker.

    You'll keep all the f\*g boys away and the ladies will be all over the place.

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    Can Zeta be the person who places bets and makes our company rich?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I'll run security

    ok.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    can i be the line manager?

    i once booked my friends bets for $10 a piece

    had to make my own lines too

    yankees -250 every game
    Experience and sharp lines? You are already a God among linemakers Zeta. I can see our book making over 110% profits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Saloon this gay shit.
    everything gay to this guy............


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    Quote Originally Posted by Delicious View Post
    everything gay to this guy............

    I'll admit I can be quite immature. Still use gay as an adjective. I'll have to work on that.

    In the meantime.....saloon this shit!!

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    Opie can be our garbage collector.

    Step up from real life for him.

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    Have you guys found your tatted up hoodlum yet? I've heard that was a requirement at these sort of businesses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hels View Post
    Opie can be our garbage collector.

    Step up from real life for him.

    Hels....will you be running this book as a man? Or as a "woman trapped in a mans body" as you put in those very awkward pm's to Shari?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I'll admit I can be quite immature. Still use gay as an adjective. I'll have to work on that.

    In the meantime.....saloon this shit!!
    Your a two year old in an adults pasty body

    No wonder you had to start your own business. Can't imagine anyone wanting to hire you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    Your a two year old in an adults pasty body

    No wonder you had to start your own business. Can't imagine anyone wanting to hire you.

    I think its perfectly natural that you and Hels have become big pals!

    A fat tranny, and a guy who feels like he's a woman trapped in a man's body.
    You 2 fellas/chics/its were bound to hook up eventually!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Have you guys found your tatted up hoodlum yet? I've heard that was a requirement at these sort of businesses.
    We'll see if TTracer is available. Hels you need me Pal, I'll be your back room guy. I'll handle all the cold calls and all the Brock lander Scams. But I need a expense account because I'm not working with out King Mayan. Don't ask what Mayan's doing or why we pay him. . Just know with Mayan Opie won't be Salooning your Gay shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Have you guys found your tatted up hoodlum yet? I've heard that was a requirement at these sort of businesses.
    Sweet, this is a need we have but just didn't know how to advertise it!!

    You're in bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Hels....will you be running this book as a man? Or as a "woman trapped in a mans body" as you put in those very awkward pm's to Shari?
    are you talking about the pms shari was sent under this account in 2009???

    Clean the toilets kid.

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    I answer phone me very good talk people take money say thank you hang up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hels View Post
    Sweet, this is a need we have but just didn't know how to advertise it!!

    You're in bro
    I don't fit the description, but I would be happy to scrounge through Chicago and find a Latin Kings member who can help us out.

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