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    tedastonishing
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    Ted Astonishing Brings His 31-0 ABC Regression Record to the SBR!!!

    HEy folks never used this forum before, but I have been on Covers and would like to try this one out. My current record (with documentation and covers) is 31-0 running on an ABC regression bet system that I give the picks for and guide on how to win (I am not JOhn MOrrison nor a wannabee I blow him away). Oh and did I mention that 31-0 is since 7/17/2009?? I have gone to C twice and must warn my regression can be pricey but with a bank of $5000 you CAN make a living off what I do...SO sit back and enjoy what is to come!!!

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    Welcome to the forums.

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    tedastonishing
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    Why thank you very much

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    Howdy Ted and welcome. Believe this thread fits better here in the lobby. Never have really believed in these chase systems, but good luck to you.

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    tedastonishing
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    sorry about that, but thanks for the welcome

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    ted

    tell us more!! I really want to learn!!

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    Well my system is ABC taking mostly ML's and favs but in MLB i do like to have insurance and take the +1.5 that is offered at Bookmaker and 2betdsi on the favorite if I think the insurance is needed. The plays are structured to be by sport. Sports I invest in: MLB, Aussie Football, CFL, ATP, Rugby (NRL), NCAAF, NCAAB, NBA, Boxing, and MMA. And that is pretty much it, I usually stay in the market the whole ABC (once in a great while I will switch it up if one market is yielding a high inefficiency)

    My current breakdown on Covers is as follows:
    As of 7/30/2009:
    A = 24-8 (75% W percentage)
    B = 6-2 (75%)
    C = 2-0 (100%)

    Total = 32-0

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    7/30/2009
    MLB:
    A = Boston Red Sox -385

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    ted, you are as sharp as piss

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    haha alright say waht you would like, I am just going to do what I do you do what you do BOL...

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    Any chance SBR implements an IQ test as part of the forum registration from now on?

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    haha wow a guy cannot even post one play before getting jumped on, its really simple people with proper MM such as a $5000 bank trying to make $25 per ABC you will lose a little over half your bankroll and have $2000 to play with, and that is losing your first bet. I understand my record doesnt count here but I am 32-0 so 32 times 25 is $800...to me $800 aint bad for no work since 7/17/2009..you got a bigger bank your even happier!

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    ted

    ask yourself one question

    Why is no one else doing this?

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    [COLOR=#000000 !important]7/30/2009
    MLB:
    A = Boston Red Sox -385 W (1-0)
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    So here is what I am going to do to make you guys relax, I am simply going to act like my roommate gave me the $5000 he just got for graduating and play with my system accordingly.

    5000
    Red Sox -385 W = +25

    +5025

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    Good luck with your system. Nice start.

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    hey thanks man...thanks for the warmer welcome hahaha

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    hey ted
    can't wait til you lose 6 straight and get scared and disappear, and then start fresh under new account

    but welcome back

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    Just let the guy post the picks guys... We will judge him based on results...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    hey ted
    can't wait til you lose 6 straight and get scared and disappear, and then start fresh under new account

    but welcome back
    Lets do the Coke/Pepsi Challenge, each week see who has more units I am doing it with a bank of 5000 you do the same and each week we see who has more. Just for shits and giggles.

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    Ted, I would, but I wouldn't want to eat into your betting time. I hear a roulette wheel calling your name .... "Ted... what are the odds you lose 6 straight..... Ted...... it can't happen.........Ted, come on Ted, you know you want to.....Ted, you're astonishing".

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    come on your here I am here lets just make the magic happen. It would be my handicapping style vs. yours. Not a big deal you are over 4000 posts since last March, so you frequent this page a good amount, just try. If I crash and burn (as you predicted) you win and you can talk all the shit about me you want. Till then, well you really cant say shit...

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    Welcome aboard and best of luck to you.

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    This guy is the Ted Bundy of Offshore gambling. He will kill you with his picks, and then ultimately rape you with his juice spilling failures in the long run ..................

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    More like Al Bundy digging deeper into his pockets to double down on his next bet


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    7/30/31/2009:
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    A = M Fish -333 (3.33 x 25 = 83.25 at risk)

    +5025

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    I love Al Bundy and take that as a compliment !! "Not now Peg!"

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    ted surely you could find a bigger favorite than that

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    Yes my friend I could but that would break my rules, so sorry M Fish it is.

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    Oh and people there will be a Rugby play (NRL) at 530am EST. It will be a bet A and will be posted later tonight

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    This is another Martingale system destined to eventually crash and burn. At $25 per pop, you'll need 200 straight wins to double your $5000 bankroll. The good news is that you have about a 99% chance of success with each series of bets (given the heavy chalk you're laying). The bad news is that winning 200 straight series will only happen 13% of the time with a 99% win average.

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    lol

    mathy kick his ass

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    tedastonishing
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    so If I get to 100 or 200 is it not a bust?

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    No one knows exactly when that disaster series will hit. It is however a certainty that it eventually will. Have to wonder why someone with $5k wants to risk it all for a lousy $25.

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