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    ThaTopMoron
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    I Guarantee This Teaser Hits

    Denver Broncos -2.5 (7 pt)

    Miami Heat -3 (5 pt)

    Heat lose 2 in a row or lose again to the Knicks who they let beat them early in the season. I don't think so.

    Feeling good, want to make a guarantee tonight. No way it loses.


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    I have a similar one. 10pt 3 team teaser, Denver pick, under 58.5, Mia -.5. I really hope it hits. Hope yours hit as well, good luck!
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    i always wondered what is being guaranteed with these types of threads.

    if i lose $1000 do i get my money back somehow?

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    looks good to me

    most likely you lose that means

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    tailing

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    Always looks good on paper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    looks good to me

    most likely you lose that means
    Ohhhhh snaps! You got burned!

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    I put 5 grand on it, I expect a check if it loses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    we'll see

    if I get fluked into a loss it will be that loser LeBron fraud breaking his ankle or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    we'll see

    if I get fluked into a loss it will be that loser LeBron fraud breaking his ankle or something
    hating on the best basketball player in the history of the world is bad karma, especially when you have a bet on his team

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    hating on the best basketball player in the history of the world is bad karma, especially when you have a bet on his team
    so who plays for Washington then?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    we'll see

    if I get fluked into a loss it will be that loser LeBron fraud breaking his ankle or something
    Good luck guey

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    we'll see

    if I get fluked into a loss it will be that loser LeBron fraud breaking his ankle or something
    good luck harold

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaeguyoon View Post
    I have a similar one. 10pt 3 team teaser, Denver pick, under 58.5, Mia -.5. I really hope it hits. Hope yours hit as well, good luck!
    Did the same play except its a 2 teamer, leaving out the Mia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    so who plays for Washington then?

    not sure what the logic is there? i suppose michael jordan and bill russell never lost a game in their career?

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    not sure what the logic is there? i suppose michael jordan and bill russell never lost a game in their career?
    sorry forgot you cant poke fun at lebron who is 6-0 in nba finals.... oops, i mean 1-2...

    loosen up pal...gambling is easy

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    thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by KTnamja View Post
    thanks
    you're welcome

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    miami needs to learn to play 3 point defense. Thats all ny does

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    why couldn't knicks play like this yesterday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajax1489 View Post
    Did the same play except its a 2 teamer, leaving out the Mia.
    should've done that myself bro. penetrate mia!

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    knicks have 62 shots and 28 are threes.

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    How do we get paid . This was guaranteed right?

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    Heat haven't showed up to their past few games.

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    Teasers are worthless in basketball. Save your money. Better off parlaying the two IMO

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    let er rip boys... miami heat are indeed frauds! knicks damn they go hard!


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    nba is impossible to cap. Team plays one of the worst teams in basketball with their best players and pulls out a miracle wins. Goes the next day without their best player and beats the supposidly best team in bball. Its hard to cap because you never know which games the guys are going say fuk it i dont feel like playig today

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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post
    Teasers are worthless in basketball. Save your money. Better off parlaying the two IMO
    lesson learned... i parlayed bulls -3 & lakers -4.5 yesterday

    no more teasing in nba, kind of glad i jinx labran though

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtt0315 View Post
    nba is impossible to cap. Team plays one of the worst teams in basketball with their best players and pulls out a miracle wins. Goes the next day without their best player and beats the supposidly best team in bball. Its hard to cap because you never know which games the guys are going say fuk it i dont feel like playig today
    at least Broncos are taking care of bizness and what you said is 100% true. i am better with nfl than NBA. i deserve to get raped by the frauds of the league

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    heat can still go a roll

    you gota shot guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    heat can still go a roll

    you gota shot guy
    nah! it was a bad play. should have parlayed knicks ML & Broncos ML. are these games all a setup though for when the knicks play the heat in the playoffs???

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    its ok

    grabbed knicks +6.5 at half for a hedge / possible middle

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    Or you should have added the points to the Knicks instead giving them +13. Would not think the Knicks would lose beyond that. Hindsight is 20/20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyyanks773 View Post
    its ok

    grabbed knicks +6.5 at half for a hedge / possible middle
    nice job.... heat lose by 20... i forgot you can't predict the nba easily 2 days in a row

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