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    Best Onion Headline ever...

    "African American neighborhood terrorized by Ask Murderer"
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    Smith should be starting over Kaepernick. If the niners want to win the Super Bowl it will be with Smith not Kaepernick.

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    There's no way kap said that

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunovery View Post
    There's no way kap said that
    This has been established

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    Quote Originally Posted by k13 View Post
    Alex Smith already beat Eli "twice" last year.

    Eli threw 2 int's and choked in the 1st loss.
    What did you learn from Eli? Get Kyle Williams to fumble so your kicker can kick the winning FG.


    Sports fans are beyond stupid.
    They jerk off to Andrew Luck who's one of the worst QB's in the league at the moment and make fun of a QB who's played 20x better.

    Unreal.
    +1

    Well said

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    why do people make this stuff up? Do you think we are stupid? Or do you have nothing better to do? Realize that if this was really said.... ESPN would have mentioned it 80359423805942352 times by now


    and andrew luck is one of the worst qb's in the league at the moment? what the hell is going on around here

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    You clowns having a serious debate in a thread started by an Onion article post. What's wrong with the world?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    You clowns having a serious debate in a thread started by an Onion article post. What's wrong with the world?
    Lol i don't think many people know what The Onion publication means.

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    Alex Smith wouldn't have made mistakes that put points on the board for the rams.

    That said, I still like Colin as the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GamblerSpirit View Post
    Lol i don't think many people know what The Onion publication means.
    Yes.


    Saloon this chet. Sorry Nasher. Original post has no mention that it was a fake and after reading all fo that and a few posts down i realized it was fake. -.-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete0 View Post
    Yes.


    Saloon this chet. Sorry Nasher. Original post has no mention that it was a fake and after reading all fo that and a few posts down i realized it was fake. -.-
    Pete, my man, you need to hit the shop for a sense of humor tune-up pal! Too much gambling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete0 View Post
    Yes.


    Saloon this chet. Sorry Nasher. Original post has no mention that it was a fake and after reading all fo that and a few posts down i realized it was fake. -.-
    All good.
    I posted this this morning, slow news morning, thought it would be good for a few chuckles, thought nobody would take it serious.
    It's a joke fellas, we all need to laugh more

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Pete, my man, you need to hit the shop for a sense of humor tune-up pal! Too much gambling!
    Since september I've been absolutely obsessed with sports wagering.
    . for the past few months, my daily thoughts and dreams revolve around sports teams, lines and discussions with extra terrestrials on the probabilistic nature of the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete0 View Post
    Since september I've been absolutely obsessed with sports wagering.
    . for the past few months, my daily thoughts and dreams revolve around sports teams, lines and discussions with extra terrestrials on the probabilistic nature of the universe.
    Scary to think that you might jerk off to visions of ATS records.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Scary to think that you might jerk off to visions of ATS records.
    I might.


    Btw, like the Suns -3 today

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Why post this bullshit? This guy Nash lives in a fantasy world. Big WWE fan. Now posting shit that isn't true. Nash was definitely a dungeons and dragons nerd in high school. Get out of fantansy and into the real world homie.
    That's an insult to Dungeons and Drsgons...

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    Quote Originally Posted by k13 View Post
    Alex Smith already beat Eli "twice" last year.

    Eli threw 2 int's and choked in the 1st loss.
    What did you learn from Eli? Get Kyle Williams to fumble so your kicker can kick the winning FG.


    Sports fans are beyond stupid.
    They jerk off to Andrew Luck who's one of the worst QB's in the league at the moment and make fun of a QB who's played 20x better.

    Unreal.
    so what do you have to say about how Brady got to luck his way into another SB even while playing shitty??? omg... Ravens beat us, oh...no, wait! he dropped it!!! whew... now i get a chance to win in OT and look clutch... no... no wait! he missed the chip shot field goal to go to OT... I win again!!! I win again!!! Just like when I played like shit in 2007 vs SD... just like when I didn't even play in the AFCCG to go to the SB vs the Rams.

    that's 3 of 5... "big game" wins for the AFC

    Brady

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    so what do you have to say about how Brady got to luck his way into another SB even while playing shitty??? omg... Ravens beat us, oh...no, wait! he dropped it!!! whew... now i get a chance to win in OT and look clutch... no... no wait! he missed the chip shot field goal to go to OT... I win again!!! I win again!!! Just like when I played like shit in 2007 vs SD... just like when I didn't even play in the AFCCG to go to the SB vs the Rams.


    that's 3 of 5... "big game" wins for the AFC

    Brady
    Don't forget the tuck rule debacle

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    Quote Originally Posted by fergie's balls View Post
    I'm not sure if Kalipidick is a black qb fade or not, somebody find a pic of his folks.
    Colin Kaepernick is half black, half European

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    the jets will have smith at the helm next year

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    Best Onion Headline ever...

    "African American neighborhood terrorized by Ask Murderer"


    Now that is funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    Don't forget the tuck rule debacle
    yep, got a do-over in his first ever playoff game after he choked it away... then still had to rely on Vinny to nail impossible kick.

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