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    borednaz
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    SBR Lou or John.

    Or Whom ever controls the Doom Switch on SBR poker. I've had 3 days of horrible beats. We're coming down the stretch & I'm 19th. I can't afford to drop again and have to satellite in. So here is my Deal Sir. You flip me back on to win & I'll Renew PRO right now even though I'm not due to April.

    I'll also promise I won't buy 1 more thing from the SBR store. If you notice in my entire time here I've overed 1 pizza & 2 Giftcards. I've earned over 78k in Points! So I can assure you it's a good deal. .


    Don't let a Milwaukee_Mike type of guy win again pals. They do nothing to help your bottom line. They cash out too.

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    Not every1 is a two time champ like me. I won the profesionals trny an got paid so much they discontinued it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue74 View Post
    Not every1 is a two time champ like me. I won the profesionals trny an got paid so much they discontinued it
    English only on the forums please, sir.
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    Poker here seems rigged. No matter how great I play I still lose. I think I played great, maybe not

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    wtf is wrong with 19th, your just fine

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    Don't play like a prick.

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    a milwaukee mike type of guy?
    i have lost in painful fashion with ak at all 4 vegas bashes and never cashed anything significant

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Poker here seems rigged. No matter how great I play I still lose. I think I played great, maybe not
    Of course it's not rigged John. Maybe Against you because clearly a guy of your talent/charm/and mental acumen couldn't lose. So they had to rig you so that it would be a even field for us. But I misplayed every single hand. I clearly knew I was beat with a flopped set but I shoved all in anyways. My Nut flush was clearly beat before I started to the runner runner Straight flush that came later.

    I will admit to playing badly this week. I shoved to a re-raise with KK Clearly knowing AA was waiting. Today in particular I played horrible *(No sarcasm). I flopped a set but called anyways as 2 more hearts came on the turn & river. I should of let it go (Truth), And I really should of known on a dry board my top pair top kicker was horribly crushed by QQ. Those really were my fault.
    Last edited by borednaz; 11-28-12 at 07:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    wtf is wrong with 19th, your just fine
    19th with no Cashes will be 59th by next week, and if I don't cash that week I'll be 120th or worst.

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    Milwaukee mike type guys make me sick

    Avril can get fukked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Milwaukee mike type guys make me sick

    Avril can get fukked!
    You sir are 100 correct. Fukk Avril. How comes bedding Mrs Milwaukee for Points?

    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    a milwaukee mike type of guy?
    i have lost in painful fashion with ak at all 4 vegas bashes and never cashed anything significant
    Because you and BigDay clearly have a broke back mountain thing going on, while two perfectly attractive women suffer on the wayside. MMAChicka & Mrs. Milwaukee mike Deserve better sir.
    Last edited by borednaz; 11-28-12 at 08:04 PM.

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    Naz , mrs milwaukee is sexy

    If she was mine I wouldnt even need a whore like avril

    avril is a skank.

    Mrs milwaukee is a trophy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Naz , mrs milwaukee is sexy

    If she was mine I wouldnt even need a whore like avril

    avril is a skank.

    Mrs milwaukee is a trophy
    Smoke I see that clearly you deserve Mrs. Milwaukee, Mike should just take the kids and move out of the way.

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    i see some great ideas forming in this thread, mostly involving me leaving mrs milwaukee for mmachicka.
    hope mrs milwaukee and mmachicka are reading cuz im all for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    i see some great ideas forming in this thread, mostly involving me leaving mrs milwaukee for mmachicka.
    hope mrs milwaukee and mmachicka are reading cuz im all for it
    Mikey, always the idea man. Some how though Pal I think MMAChicka Might hurt you pal. She seems like the type whose umm rough in the bedroom.

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    i like it rough so that works for me. i would be willing to offer cash + signing bonus

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    i like it rough so that works for me. i would be willing to offer cash + signing bonus
    Well if all parties agree, I could at least perform the Marriage for you pal. I won't even charge. Mainly because I want to be there when BigDay snaps you in half at which point I will only charge you 33% of what Mrs Milwaukee mike left you with to Save your life. That right there is 100% + EV

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Naz , mrs milwaukee is sexy

    If she was mine I wouldnt even need a whore like avril

    avril is a skank.

    Mrs milwaukee is a trophy





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    I stopped playing after I realized one of the poker techs had my avatar on his dartboard. Best decision I've made, more to play with in the casino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Lou View Post
    I stopped playing after I realized one of the poker techs had my avatar on his dartboard. Best decision I've made, more to play with in the casino.
    I fully believe everyone should play in the Casino because at SBR Casino Dreams really do come True.

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