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    ('06 thread) Major Announcement Today About My Future At SBR

    Enrolled into GA now
    Got rid of my van
    Moving tomorrow to a town called East Orange, NJ
    Sharing an studio with a black chick
    Goint to work as a laborer at a car wash center
    Enrolled in over eaters anon also
    Trying to get back to normalcy

    Major announcement later, it will be somewhat confusing and somehwat surprising.
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    Will the press conference be available on youtube later in the day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by clonecat
    Will the press conference be available on youtube later in the day?
    If there is a God in His heaven . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold
    Enrolled into GA now
    Got rid of my van
    Moving tomorrow to a town called East Orange, NJ
    Sharing an studio with a black chick
    Goint to work as a laborer at a car wash center
    Enrolled in over eaters anon also
    Trying to get back to normalcy

    Major announcement later, it will be somewhat confusing and somehwat surprising.
    I worked at a car wash in highschool at age 16. Try to work on the finishing side of the wash, which is where you make the tips. I could pull down about $60 in tips on a good Saturday. If they put you in the vaccum department, you can make about $10/day scooping up loose change under people's seats. You can also find a few snacks, maybe a loose french fry or peanut here and there. Good luck!

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    Funny this was the same line the last time you left SBR to start your own forum it's like déjà vu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoja Verdes
    I worked at a car wash in highschool at age 16. Try to work on the finishing side of the wash, which is where you make the tips. I could pull down about $60 in tips on a good Saturday. If they put you in the vaccum department, you can make about $10/day scooping up loose change under people's seats. You can also find a few snacks, maybe a loose french fry or peanut here and there. Good luck!
    not to mention the roaches in the ashtrays

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigD
    Funny this was the same line the last time you left SBR to start your own forum it's like déjà vu
    Wrong, that place went bankrupt because of my gambling isues.

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    coach u joining the niebrohood watch program again?

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    how much local press will this announcement be getting

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    This is complicated but definitely true

    a couple of hours will be announcement, on the phone with Shrink and The Major. I like to inform them before it hits the boards, they were both catalysts in my career.

    I love you Compactor

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    nosuzieno - Great avatar. One of my favorite authors.

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Hoja Verdes
    I worked at a car wash in highschool at age 16. Try to work on the finishing side of the wash, which is where you make the tips. I could pull down about $60 in tips on a good Saturday. If they put you in the vaccum department, you can make about $10/day scooping up loose change under people's seats. You can also find a few snacks, maybe a loose french fry or peanut here and there. Good luck!


    not to mention the roaches in the ashtrays



    plus you can sleep in the back seat when you vacum. Maybe even capp a few games if the windows are tinted.

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    Day 2 GA

    Summary.....What fukkin jerkoffs go there, real losers . I cannot believe I have to listen to those nit wits stories. This won guy gambled his whole house on 5 games and he had 3 kids and lost the house to the book. I started fukkin laughing and the guy started talking shit with me and I went over to push him but it was broken up. Some real nerds there too, not City slickers like me. Hey I am playing the game here and hopefully it will work and I will never bet again.

    I got news for you boys.............I do not miss it.

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    Sharing a studio with a black chick. This is too funny to be fiction.

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    good luck the rest of the way JJ.....

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    anyone else besides me hitting reload every 30 seconds in anxious anticipation of this news?

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    JJ is bullshitting us yet again unless he claims the website is outdated. i want #s and your sponsers contact info. i would also like your life coach's mother's maiden name

    not a single Wednesday afternoon GA session unless you're in union County:


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    Fair Lawn G.A.
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    Jersey City G.A.
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    Old Bergen Church
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    English & Spanish

    Mount Holly G.A.
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    Hampton Hospital
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    E.H.T. Wednesday G.A.
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    Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Church
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    OPEN / COMMENT

    Sayerville G.A.
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    Messiah Lutheran Church
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    Point Pleasant G.A.
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    Central United Methodist Church
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    Open Meeting

    Turnersville G.A.
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    Church of the Holy Family
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    Closed Meeting

    Union G.A.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSlamm
    anyone else besides me hitting reload every 30 seconds in anxious anticipation of this news?
    Yes! Unfortunately I have to go to bed now, as I am going swimming in 9 hours.

    Note to SBR: You should consider adding a jjgold RSS feed in addition to your front page RSS feed..

    (and you should update your front page RSS feed to include the full front page text instead of only the subject.

    Eg:
    I only get 11.07.2006 (08:32 CST)
    BetOnSportsOnline (SBR rating F) Warning
    even though I choose to view the full page

    On "normal" RSS feeds, I also get
    This scam operation continues to steal from players. The book’s owner has contacted SBR refuting the scam label but fails to fulfill new promises to pay.
    and so on when I choose to view the full page...)

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    The announcement is in, I am leaving SBR mainly because

    The announcement is in, I am leaving SBR mainly because of my involvement with GA, my sponsor advises to stay off forums as it is a bad influence. I had a great time here and love Johhny, I swear if he was a woman I would of loved to bang him in an alley and if I was drunk might not of cared if he is a guy. When I am hungry I will go after hot meat. All you boys are great guys and we had some good fun here. It is too bad I never met any of you. My life is heading into a new direction and a cleaner direction.

    Now one little twist here, I am keeping the posting name JJGOLD alive and well by allowing one of the most respected gamblers I know use my name. I will give him my password after this post. He is a funny guy and a big guy like me. I will let him introduce himself later in this thread and his name is Elmer. He is a young kid but a marvel and has lots of time to post. So the name will still appear everyday so you see my name and still feel comfortable here, I am leaving but the spirit will remain. He has posted a few times at RX but that is about it , decent knowledge of books but not allowed yet to play online.

    Please be nice to Elmer as he is young but a tough a guy. I hope all your bets are winners and do not end up like me.

    Good Health to everyone.

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    good decsion coach. your sponsder is a wiseMan

    even with no betting and fake bets, handing around sbr and shittt is toying with the devil's playGround and you would have relapsed

    how much did you get for the van? i thought i was in line for 1st crack. i had a dime ready

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    There's this book with dummy names for ventriloquists.

    Elmer is right at the top.

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    Hey dudes, new poster here. I am a good friend of JJ's from Newark and will now post in his place while he straightens his life out. I loved the Big Easy (we called him that here in the streets) but he never saw a game he did not like and bet way over his head. He is a great guy though and I think he will straighten his life out.

    Well a little about me, my name is Elmer, I am sixteen years old and dropped out of school last year to work with my dad in the family bakery. I go by the name "The Baker". I bet about $200 per game and only bet with 2 locals because too young to bet offshore. I do research on offshore books and in a few years I will be playing online. I know some stuff about them and use test accounts to get the feel. I am definitely more controlled than JJ as a bettor and as a person. My main strengths are NY, NJ teams in all sports so I usually will have plays on those games. I am also a hustler like JJ so know the streets well even at 16. My Dad is connected somewhat.

    JJ is everyones idle around here in Newark and hate to see him move. I idolized him since I was 11 and always loved when he threw gum to us from top of buildings. I hope things go well here and will enjoy posting about gambling and sports. JJ gave me some tips of personality types here and how to conduct myself. I am a rookie so go easy.

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    Elmer FUkk, i want to bankroll you son.

    first, i would like to have JJGold's password for this site and i will paypal you 5,000 USD. you can post under the handel Elmer and let me take over the reigns

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    Whatever lol..."Elmer" is prolly just like BBD´s "plays" - non existant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold

    I idolized him since I was 11 and always loved when he threw gum to us from top of buildings.

    Elmer

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    Elmer, you hung? the last poster who used the JJGold hanle sported 2.5

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    Hi CompacqDikk, that is a strange question to ask me. I will not answer. I am going out with my buds now drinking, maybe check in late. I like Nets in the 1st half -2 for 40x.

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    So who you got in the big game tomorrow night, Elmer?

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    i am carrying on the legend and torch. the ole coach would always ask for everyones stats and sometimes photos. i'm straight as an arrow so no worries on your part

    good luck 'baker's dozen'

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    anyone here taking bets on when coach will breakdown and bet. I'm thinking he won't last a week in G.A.

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    Mods I Want An Ip Check On Jj

    There Is No Way Elmer Is A Real Person

    Jj Has Some Kind Of Split Personality Disorder And Is Currently On Meds For This

    I Am Also Stumbling Upon Discrepanys

    Just Last Week, Jj Says He Cannot Stand And Work For More Than 3 Hours Because Of Some Disability And Colelcts From The Gment On This

    Yet We Are Supposed To Believe He Will Work 8 Hours A Day At A Car Wash Standing On His Fukkin Feet?

    Will He Be In A Wheelchair Scrubbing? Will He Work 1 Hour A Day? I Guess Peopel Witll Tip Him Because He'll Look Like A Dikk

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    The Crossroads of New Jersey.

    Now that's a place you can be proud to call home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk
    Mods I Want An Ip Check On Jj

    There Is No Way Elmer Is A Real Person
    As clever and amusing as this particular incarnation of JJ's schtick might well be (and I do use the phrase "clever and amusing" with all sincerity), I think most of us realize that that such an endeavor would be a waste of time.

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    Elmer??? LMAO

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    JJ,

    you are so full of crap...but I'm laughing pretty hard right now...

    don't forget to bang your sponsor!...

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