1. 11-21-12 11:54 PM #1
    ChalkyDog
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    If you bought turkey...

    ... And don't intend on deep frying that fukker in the back yard, drunk as shit - causing fires, I highly recommend taking it back and exchanging it for the best piece of Beef possible - Prime Rib preferably.

    No need to sacrifice a chance at an epic meal because the meal is traditionally a shit ass bird.

    Unless of course, you can convince the women to do all of the cooking - to include the turkey - which allows you to sit on the recliner drinking beers, watching football and cashing tickets.

    Women can't cook Beef. It is something about their small brains that keep them from understanding how to cook that shit proper. Turkey on the otherhand, any half brained twit can throw that bitch in the oven - and come out with an overcooked dry POS.

    Good luck, gents. No way to avoid gambling tomorrow. Probably much more than you should.

    Fukkin' Lions gonna burn me again... I can feel it coming.
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  2. 11-21-12 11:57 PM #2
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    Sharp as always, Turkey is overrated as fukk.....I don't even eat much turkey if at all on thanksgiving.....I love all the other shit though (One of my cousins is an Italian chef and always brings his Lasagna which is unreal)

    Leftover cold Turkey sandwiches are awesome though.....
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  3. 11-22-12 12:59 AM #3
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    I agree. Never really did like turkey. Always dry, makes you tired, prefer ham much better. Also like every fukkin thing else served on Thanksgiving, just not a big fan of turkey.

    I will say though that if you have enough gravy, drowned that ur plate of turkey in the gravy and ur good to go.

    Save room for the pumpkin fuckn pies though and cookies.
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  4. 11-22-12 01:10 AM #4
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    Agreed all around, especially about the Lions. I'm not letting them raise my BP again with there incompetence.
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  5. 11-22-12 08:08 AM #5
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    good stuff
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  6. 11-22-12 08:26 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Sharp as always, Turkey is overrated as fukk.....I don't even eat much turkey if at all on thanksgiving.....I love all the other shit though (One of my cousins is an Italian chef and always brings his Lasagna which is unreal)

    Leftover cold Turkey sandwiches are awesome though.....
    this.

    load that bitch up with salt and pepper and mayo on half torp. good to go for days.
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  7. 11-22-12 09:33 AM #7
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    It's all about the stuffing boys...
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  8. 11-22-12 09:34 AM #8
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    Fried turkey is the ONLY way to go.
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  9. 11-22-12 09:40 AM #9
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    I've done tons of fried turkeys. But in my opinion, if you properly brine your bird, its tough to be a classic baked turkey.

    Excellent.
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  10. 11-22-12 12:04 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I've done tons of fried turkeys. But in my opinion, if you properly brine your bird, its tough to be a classic baked turkey.

    Excellent.
    Happy holidays!

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  11. 11-22-12 12:09 PM #11
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    Get some Pal!
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  12. 11-22-12 12:12 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post

    Happy holidays!
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  13. 11-22-12 12:39 PM #13
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    Always loved a good classic baked turkey. All of you haters are squares.
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  14. 11-22-12 12:42 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    Always loved a good classic baked turkey. All of you haters are squares.
    Only way I'd eat a turkey is baked off my ass.
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  15. 11-22-12 12:47 PM #15
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    I may be the only one who hates stuffing. Tastes gross.
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  16. 11-22-12 01:07 PM #16
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    penetrate company lock them up in a room.
    will eat later so penetrate the bird.


    cracking open some nut brown ale,and watch tv
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  17. 11-22-12 10:51 PM #17
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