Unreal whats going on here. People camping out a taco bell waiting for a stolen base. Threads of fat people making fun of fat people. I hear Sam is running out of XXL and up in the SBR Store. People will stiff their moms for enough points for a pizza in. Not to mention all the McDonalds, Burger King, and chocolate gift cards that are bought.
Can we get some GNC gift cards or a Gold's Gym membership in the SBR Store? Maybe a recumbent bike or an elliptical machine? We need to get this ship in better shape!