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    Wagering On Behalf Of A Guy On Fire.

    So this past Friday a friend asked me to place some wagers for a friend of his. I didn't ask too many questions as to why he couldn't place his own wagers but from what I gathered he's married, hides it from his wife, and tilts away all his profits when he does win. I guess I'm a kind of gatekeeper to stop him from making 2AM wagers on European handball and shit. Anyway, I figured the guy would lose the $200 he sent me instantly so I didn't make much of any of it, especially considering the way he wagers but much to my surprise the guy has been locked the fukked in.

    Since Friday he has gone 11-4 and is up $1039.59. I also wasn't able to place two more wagers for him (BC Lions and JAX) which also won. Now I don't believe in tailing or fading anyone's picks but I'm going to post his picks just in case anyone gives a fukk. Plus, it'll help me keep track when it comes to payday. This fukk better give me 10% or I'll charge him my own withdrawal fees.

    God bless, boys.

    141034093-1 10/19/12 3:25pm $199.92 $194.10 $394.02 Win 10/19/12 7:05pm Canadian Football 491 Winnipeg Blue Bombers +4½ -103* vs Toronto Argonauts
    141238741-1 10/20/12 5:27pm $61.50 $61.50 $123.00 Win 10/20/12 7:00pm College Football 328 Duke +10 +100* vs North Carolina
    141238619-1 10/20/12 5:27pm $200.00 $181.82 $381.82 Win 10/20/12 7:00pm College Football 328 Duke +10½ -110* vs North Carolina
    141139262-1 10/20/12 11:30am $50.00 $50.00 $100.00 Win 10/20/12 12:00pm College Football 371 LSU -3½ +100* vs Texas A&M
    141139032-1 10/20/12 11:28am $250.00 $217.39 $467.39 Win 10/20/12 12:00pm College Football 371 LSU -3 -115* vs Texas A&M

    141453601-1 10/21/12 12:35pm $100.00 $95.24 $0.00 Loss 10/21/12 1:00pm NFL Football 417 Arizona Cardinals +6½ -105* vs Minnesota Vikings
    141440807-1 10/21/12 11:42am $75.00 $78.75 $153.75 Win 10/21/12 1:00pm NFL Football 429 New Orleans Saints -2½ +105* vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    141440669-1 10/21/12 11:42am $100.00 $95.24 $195.24 Win 10/21/12 1:00pm NFL Football 429 New Orleans Saints -1½ -105* vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    141440543-1 10/21/12 11:41am $250.00 $217.39 $467.39 Win 10/21/12 1:00pm NFL Football 429 New Orleans Saints pk -115* vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    141320305-1 10/20/12 9:27pm $100.00 $90.91 $0.00 Loss 10/20/12 10:00pm College Football 353 Washington U +8½ -110* vs Arizona U

    141722357-1 10/22/12 4:41pm $50.00 $40.00 $90.00 Win 10/22/12 8:40pm NFL Football 437 Detroit Lions +7 -125* vs Chicago Bears
    141721888-1 10/22/12 4:36pm $300.00 $214.29 $514.29 Win 10/22/12 8:40pm NFL Football 437 Detroit Lions +7½ -140* vs Chicago Bears
    141585155-1 10/21/12 5:51pm $50.00 $62.50 $0.00 Loss 10/21/12 8:30pm NFL Football 436 Cincinnati Bengals -2½ +125* vs Pittsburgh Steelers
    141585087-1 10/21/12 5:50pm $250.00 $250.00 $0.00 Loss 10/21/12 8:30pm NFL Football 436 Cincinnati Bengals pk +100* vs Pittsburgh Steelers
    141585044-1 10/21/12 5:49pm $250.00 $201.61 $451.61 Win 10/21/12 7:35pm MLB Baseball 924 San Francisco Giants -124* vs St. Louis Cardinals (C Carpenter - R must Start R Vogelsong - R must Start)

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    It would be nice if you posted his plays before they came off the board.

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    nice run but this weekend has been good to many or the public in general

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210 View Post
    It would be nice if you posted his plays before they came off the board.
    I know but I didn't realize the fukking guy had a clue. Will post from now on.

    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerhead View Post
    nice run but this weekend has been good to many or the public in general
    Agreed but his BC, Duke, and SF picks stand out as very nice calls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    I know but I didn't realize the fukking guy had a clue. Will post from now on.
    Thanks. Yea I'll give him props for Duke.

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    This Man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popcorn Trick View Post
    This Man?

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    I would take his bets and give him the account spreads/odds at his time of wager. He most definitely will lose long term, as people with true sustained edges generally aren't angling with 200$ and third party accounts to get more outs for their action.

    Dude has likely burned soo many bridges he doesn't have outs to gamble. Take his action and never look back, but always get the money up front.
    Last edited by MeatWad; 10-23-12 at 03:48 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatWad View Post
    I would take his bets and give him the account spreads/odds at his time of wager. He most definitely will lose long term, as people with true sustained edges generally aren't angling with 200$ and third party accounts to get more outs for their action.

    Dude has likely burned soo many bridges he doesn't have outs to gamble. Take his action and never look back, but always get the money up front.
    My friend said the same thing when the guy started off 5-0. Anyway, I know a few gamblers who are winning players but always tilt or fukk around when bored and lose most of their bankroll that way.

    I'm not saying this guy is a lock from here on out, but his numbers were impressive enough that I figured I'd share them with SBR. You can choose to tail or fade at your own discretion.

    God bless.

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    141845080-1 10/23/12 4:09pm $200.00 $181.82 Pending 10/23/12 7:05pm NBA Basketball 654 Cleveland Cavaliers +2½ -110* vs Indiana Pacers

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    Keyboard, on mobile version. What's the bet? I see $200 and a ticket # only

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    cavaliers +2.5 tonight paco.
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    141880921-1 10/23/12 10:06pm $100.00 $90.91 Pending 10/23/12 10:35pm NBA Basketball 657 Phoenix Suns +4 -110* vs Golden State Warriors

    141880904-1 1 0/23/12 10:06pm $300.00 $435.00 Pending 10/23/12 10:35pm NBA Basketball 657 Phoenix Suns +145* vs Golden State Warriors

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    This is a great thread. Lots of potential.

    Keyboarding is a good dude. My favorite liberal on the forum.

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    i have exact same bets on suns... but wouldn't it be more logical to bet $300 on +4 and $100 on moneyline??

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    Quote Originally Posted by CollegePro View Post
    i have exact same bets on suns... but wouldn't it be more logical to bet $300 on +4 and $100 on moneyline??
    Like I said, based on the way he bets he's probably fukked and should be faded. Hopefully people followed MeatWad's advice and did just that as he's now on a 0-3 streak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Keyboarding is a good dude. My favorite liberal on the forum.
    God bless you, pal.

    All right, after losing $600 in the past two days on preseason NBA this guy is on full tilt mode and is going all in today. I tried to tell him he should slow down and wait for football but he's a degenerate. Guy has no bankroll management whatsoever. We're looking in the face of addiction here, boys.

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    Guy goes all in and hits. Unreal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    cavaliers +2.5 tonight paco.
    Blown out

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Blown out
    Those two NBA preseason games killed him for sure. He says he didn't realize Granger would play for IND until it was too late. I think wagering on preseason NBA is fukking nuts in general. He recovered some of those losses tonight on SF going 3-0 on some strange bets for a total of $426.60.

    He is now 14-7 and up $876.19 since Friday.
    Last edited by keyboarding; 10-25-12 at 01:54 AM.

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    142028394-1 10/25/12 3:48pm $150.00 $163.50 Pending 10/25/12 8:05pm MLB Baseball 904 San Francisco Giants +109* vs Detroit Tigers (D Fister - R must Start M Bumgarner - L must Start)

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    142060024-1 10/25/12 8:02pm $300.00 $206.90 Pending 10/25/12 8:25pm NFL Football 103 Tampa Bay Buccaneers +7 -145* vs Minnesota Vikings

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    So, in one week he's 16-7 and up $1246.59. He's getting killed on the lines 5Dimes offers so I'll probably switch his funds to Matchbook on Monday.

    God bless, boys.

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    $100.00 $110.00 Pending 10/26/12 7:05pm NBA Basketball 602 Orlando Magic +110* vs Houston Rockets
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    $100.00 $103.00 Pending 10/26/12 9:05pm Canadian Football 292 Calgary Stampeders -4½ +103* vs B.C. Lions

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    He's now 18-8 and up $1487.69. I actually didn't get his $300 on HAM -4.5 in time today, so looks like I cost him some more money.

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    $300.00 $252.10 Pending 10/27/12 4:05pm Canadian Football 295 Toronto Argonauts +5½ -119* vs Saskatchewan Roughriders
    $50.00 $95.00 Pending 10/27/12 4:05pm Canadian Football 295 Toronto Argonauts +190* vs Saskatchewan Roughriders

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    $250.00 $347.50 Pending 10/27/12 8:05pm MLB Baseball 905 San Francisco Giants +139* vs Detroit Tigers (R Vogelsong - R - Action A Sanchez - R - Action)

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    Now he's 23-8 (perfect in CFL wagers) and up $2275.85. It appears no one is following these wagers so I'll stop posting them. It is a fukking great run, hopefully some of you cashed in.

    God bless, boys.

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    Keyboard

    Please keep posting.it is very much appreciated

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    Keyboarding guy keep rolling

    I also miss your old avatar

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    props to you being honest. im sure a lot of posters on sbr would have claimed it was themselves making the picks.

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    just saw it yest.... tailed on cfl for one game. pls cont posting!

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    This thread dead ?

    Good things never last I guess

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