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    Hi kids, it's been a while...

    What did I miss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    What did I miss?
    Fathers day.

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    Oh no, I had a wonderful Father's day.

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    I spent it grilling and drinking.

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    Hows things Willie?

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    Hey dad can you tell aunt Ruth her pubes are clogging the tub again. thanks.

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    Hey Dad

    What is your size?

    Give us a winner tonight

    Dad call me

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    hey dad, do you know that cocksucking jewish fellow named the shrink? he is helping one of the shit books he shills for steal $8400 from a player. this shrink guy is siding with this book because they give him money to fly a banner at his shit site. unreal huh... a book wont pay a winning player, but they will pay a shit site to advertise. you figure it out cus we cant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    Hey dad can you tell aunt Ruth her pubes are clogging the tub again. thanks.
    I will tell her, but I'm not going to unclog the pubes from the tub myself. Thats a woman's job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hey Dad

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    Yankees/Braves Over 9.5
    You can bank on that, son. But you better hurry, you only have 10 minutes to kickoff or tipoff or whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    hey dad, do you know that cocksucking jewish fellow named the shrink? he is helping one of the shit books he shills for steal $8400 from a player. this shrink guy is siding with this book because they give him money to fly a banner at his shit site. unreal huh... a book wont pay a winning player, but they will pay a shit site to advertise. you figure it out cus we cant.
    The kid should be paid his allowance. He won it...pay the kid.

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    U forgot to invite the maids son to the BBQ (bread).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Yankees/Braves Over 9.5
    You can bank on that, son. But you better hurry, you only have 10 minutes to kickoff or tipoff or whatever.

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    Dad Braves win tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark79 View Post
    U forgot to invite the maids son to the BBQ (bread).
    Don't jump to conclusions. It started raining so the old lady and the kid took off to pester somebody else. I was left to "clean up" with the maid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Dad Braves win tonight.
    Sounds good, kid. I dont care who wins, but if you have the Braves then I will root you in.

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    Welcome back Dad

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    Still on Braves/Yanks Over?

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