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    same reason kim k only bangs blacks.

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    we need a Left Handed BLACK Catcher to make waves in the MLB

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    i just figured out this is a gay frustration thread. OP is mad he can't find any "catchers". all he gets are "pitchers".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Fuhr and Weekes played a pretty tough position well.
    Weekes??? lol

    He was about as good as Pokey Reddick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Mayan, if the 49ers win this game (straight up), I'm sending you 100 points.

    You are the last person I want mad at me.
    why would I be mad??

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweepem View Post
    wtf? 40-50% of all baseball players are black. 90% of those caribbean players are black/mixed. David Ortiz is blacker than most ethnic africans.
    I read somewhere that 7% of MLB players are listed as "African-American".

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    Quote Originally Posted by BAUS View Post
    I read somewhere that 7% of MLB players are listed as "African-American".

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    yeah used to be upper 20's

    Pirates once had and All-black starting lineup. although I think 1 or 2 of them were black hispanic like Roberto and Manny

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    same reason kim k only bangs blacks.
    Big dicks?

    Can't squat with a cup on cause rooster is in the way? Makes sense though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by antifoil View Post
    it's this kind of american hatred that makes most people thing cabrera is MVP instead of trout. you fukks need to get off the latin cokkks. buy american. pathetic. you guys should be shot and hung out as traitors to america.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BAUS View Post
    Weekes??? lol

    He was about as good as Pokey Reddick.

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    Better than that underachieving mother fukker, Reimer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    why would I be mad??
    Mayan, I've seen your guns, and I know you've got that Latin blood coursing through your veins. There is no telling when you could snap and dispose of me.

    I'm just going to pay you off and try to avoid a beating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Mayan, I've seen your guns, and I know you've got that Latin blood coursing through your veins. There is no telling when you could snap and dispose of me.

    I'm just going to pay you off and try to avoid a beating.
    actually paying me off, would piss me off..

    Giant you're cool in my book.. No need for points.
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    because they can do this


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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    i dont know what you think is so funny. this kind of love for illegals and poor immigration laws are disgusting. people that vote for cabrera are race traitors and need to be handled.


    also, OP doesn't mean MLB to be major league baseball. he is referring to the gay slang Man Loves Black catchers. guy is a flamer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    actually paying me off, would piss me off..

    Giant you're cool in my book.. No need for points.
    I know, I'm just messing around. You're cool in my book, too. I've just been giving away lots of points lately, and the good karma seems to be helping.

    You're getting 100 if the Niners win.

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    why waste the speed with a black guy sitting behind home plate

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    This reminds of one of the shortest books in the English language, it is called

    "Blacks I've seen while Yachting"



    If you like the joke, then please send me some gold coins as I am out!

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    I swear, if someone who does not live in the USA comes on this message board, they probably think that all Americans do all day is talk about race and think about race issues 24/7.
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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    This reminds of one of the shortest books in the English language, it is called

    "Blacks I've seen while Yachting"





    If you like the joke, then please send me some gold coins as I am out!
    That book is a lot longer than "Things I understand about women". Plus, your book may actually contain words.

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    How many young black kids have access to full gear?

    They are too poor to afford such things.

    Much cheaper to buy a basketball and shoot hoops in the cage

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    This is a better catch but the guy is Asian...

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    Two theories:

    1) Catching is very cerebral, involves managing batters, signs, pitchers, etc. No coincidence alot of former catchers are good managers. Watch a great catcher like Yadier Molina work the game, control the pitchers, manage and conceal signs. Or ask Larussa who his most valuable player on the Cards was, Molina.

    It is well established blacks have lower cognitive ability. Any standardized test of intelligence(IQ SAT GMAT MCAT) or average GPA confirms this. When I attended U of Chicago, no black students were present in any of my honors math or science courses.


    2) Catching is alot of work, very tough position. Last time a black man worked hard, a white man was next to him.....with a whip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatWad View Post
    Two theories:

    1) Catching is very cerebral, involves managing batters, signs, pitchers, etc. No coincidence alot of former catchers are good managers. Watch a great catcher like Yadier Molina work the game, control the pitchers, manage and conceal signs. Or ask Larussa who his most valuable player on the Cards was, Molina.

    It is well established blacks have lower cognitive ability. Any standardized test of intelligence(IQ SAT GMAT MCAT) or average GPA confirms this. When I attended U of Chicago, no black students were present in any of my honors math or science courses.


    2) Catching is alot of work, very tough position. Last time a black man worked hard, a white man was next to him.....with a whip.
    You are a very courageous man no doubt behind the computer screen. I love how all the racists take refuge on SBR and say things they would not dare say in public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuddyBear View Post
    You are a very courageous man no doubt behind the computer screen. I love how all the racists take refuge on SBR and say things they would not dare say in public.
    I am courageous in person too. I am respectful but I don't hestitate to share my opinions when appropriate. I am too big, too strong, and too dumb to fear another man, black or white. As Tupac would sing, "My heart don't pump no fear and that ain't hard to see."

    You couldn't make it in the places I have lived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatWad View Post
    I am courageous in person too. I am respectful but I don't hestitate to share my opinions when appropriate. I am too big, too strong, and too dumb to fear another man, black or white. As Tupac would sing, "My heart don't pump no fear and that ain't hard to see."

    You couldn't make it in the places I have lived.
    Actually, you are a racist and are either so extremely disrespectful or so unbelievably insecure of yourself that you have to make extremely demeaning statements to bolster your own self-esteem. If you are so proud of your opinions, tell us your real name and how someone can contact you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuddyBear View Post
    Actually, you are a racist and are either so extremely disrespectful or so unbelievably insecure of yourself that you have to make extremely demeaning statements to bolster your own self-esteem. If you are so proud of your opinions, tell us your real name and how someone can contact you.
    PM me if you want to arrange something. I live in Miami Beach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatWad View Post
    PM me if you want to arrange something. I live in Miami Beach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post

    Turns out he wasn't as interested as he claimed.

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    "latins" are all on some kind of performance enhancing drugs
    the shorter ones are catchers

    and blacks are too fast to be sitting catching pitches.

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    and of course this thread is all about massive generalizations

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inspirited View Post
    and of course this thread is all about massive generalizations
    Massive generalizations that are nevertheless true. A race whose average IQ is literally one standard deviation below average, generally are not shot callers at anything beyond selling 20$ crack rocks and stealing cars. Petty small time criminals. If the government could enforce affirmative action quotas for MLB catchers, then we may see a few more.

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    If I was manager I'd have fast and agile black guy track down fly balls in center field while fat and slow white guy crouched behind home plate.

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    lol at hank but yeah , I loled at the op. I actually never even thought about it to this day. I have never seen ONE black catcher my whole life. like 16 years of watching baseball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wakeforestfan View Post
    lol at hank but yeah , I loled at the op. I actually never even thought about it to this day. I have never seen ONE black catcher my whole life. like 16 years of watching baseball.
    Catchers are alot like Noble Prize winners in physics, medicine, or chemistry, blacks are apparently not permitted. But unlike those Noble categories, I guess there have been more black catchers than zero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TankHankerous View Post
    If I was manager I'd have fast and agile black guy track down fly balls in center field while fat and slow white guy crouched behind home plate.
    If I were a manager I would also tend to place intelligent players in positions that allow them to make decisions. I would also place the less intelligent players in positions that allowed them to respond and react instinctively, rather than have to think much.

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