1. 10-10-12 01:52 PM #1
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    Beat The Prick week 6 picks (VIDEO)

    Best of luck in week six everyone!

    <iframe src="http://www.sportsbookreview.com/video/embed/?videoId=11752" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="345" width="560"></iframe>
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  2. 10-10-12 02:18 PM #2
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    Need to send this guy some new SBR Shirts.
    Don't know if those are food stains from eating all that Hillbilly food like fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, or spills from all the Jack Daniels.
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  3. 10-10-12 03:04 PM #3
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    This was so difficult to watch.
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  4. 10-10-12 04:24 PM #4
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    Is there O2 easily accessible for this guy.

    You could have a lawsuit on your hands if he passes out on set.
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  5. 10-10-12 05:24 PM #5
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    This guy is a fukkin mess

    Prick pull yourself together and for the last time get that fukkin crooked chicklet issue squared up
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  6. 10-10-12 09:31 PM #6
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    was that the best take?
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  7. 10-10-12 09:35 PM #7
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    71% against the spread? WOW.

    You can't sustain 71% against the spread over the long run.

    If he is picking 70% winners, this guy knows what the hell he is doing
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  8. 10-10-12 09:35 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delicious View Post
    was that the best take?
    yes for sure, we were willing to do as many takes as necessary until we got something usable from him

    I have no idea how many takes we wound up doing, but yeah it was a lot, and we did finally get one that was usable, thankfully
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  9. 10-10-12 09:44 PM #9
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    If this guy is hitting over 70% ATS, i should start betting his plays with my book. thats unbelievable. He'd be like the #1 tout in the world if he sustains this. why pay a tout? I can win 70% by following the prick!

    Yea 24 games is small sample. but shit. its still enough games that going at least 17-7 just by random luck is 2%. (using central limit theorem)
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  10. 10-11-12 01:26 AM #10
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    Did he say he's going 4-0 at the end. He' must been hitting the bottle a little early
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  11. 10-11-12 02:31 AM #11
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    Maybe you could give him an earpiece and tell him what to say, reading is obviously not his forte.
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  12. 10-11-12 03:15 AM #12
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    dont look good this week sir but gl
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  13. 10-11-12 06:01 AM #13
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    I didnt understand one word the Prick said! Next time please speak English and bring an Oxygen tank and take a breather between picks
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  14. 10-11-12 06:58 AM #14
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    I'm getting word from borednaz that he is not happy with the prick.
    stay tuned...

    Also come on prick, fading san jose st at home after a bye week?
    good luck with that
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  15. 10-11-12 07:34 AM #15
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    Ain't you ladies got some knitting to do or mebbe a tufferware party to crash? if you aint smart enough to cash at least quit flapping yer gums
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  16. 10-11-12 09:42 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by sam9ball View Post
    Need to send this guy some new SBR Shirts.
    Don't know if those are food stains from eating all that Hillbilly food like fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, or spills from all the Jack Daniels.
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  17. 10-11-12 09:45 AM #17
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    whatever he's been drinking/smoking/inhaling it's f-king working...#2 overall after 5 weeks ain't joke
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  18. 10-11-12 09:52 AM #18
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    Does Loschak have to read them now because the prick can't remember what Walker told him to pick?
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  19. 10-11-12 01:21 PM #19
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    i was asked to pass along a little message from bored:


    So nice of the prick to mention me. A little disturbing though that after he smelled Nuts he thought of me. Sorry Porky I don't swing that way. Not all of us are Born with the magic gift to pick Losers. That is why people like The Prick, Brock Landers, and JJGOLD are legends here. Some of us Have to work at it.

    This is why I surround myself with people like 4uk4Life with his University of Kentucky College picks. Or RyanLeafofBets who would bet which side of the ass a fart came out if he could figure out proper odds. But you see unlike the Prick I'm a man of my word. We both agreed not to address each other directly. I will still honor my end.
    The only honor the Prick has is the honor of being the Fattest Bastard at Golden Corral well until TTWarrior gets there. BORED IN AZ OUT or as Pricks Cousin says
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  20. 10-11-12 02:07 PM #20
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    The fuk.
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  21. 10-11-12 02:18 PM #21
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    Geez Prick WTF! you look like a drunk hill billy trying to stand on a jelly bean.
    Come on man get your act together I cant make fun of Jerry's kids
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  22. 10-11-12 04:09 PM #22
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    C'mon corky you got a readin problem

    C'mon corky use yer magic powers an come in last

    C'mon corky make us all rich
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  23. 10-11-12 04:48 PM #23
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  24. 10-11-12 05:25 PM #24
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    holy christ UofK......borednaz=herman

    well that explains alla this nonsense.


    carry on corky
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  25. 10-11-12 07:02 PM #25
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    "Bored has decided in the spirit of the Pricks request to make you all rich, He's releasing his 5 Sqaure Picks so you can auto fade as he Loses his way to victory."

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  26. 10-11-12 07:37 PM #26
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    Just when you think you had a shitty day you watch this and know there are people out there struggling to put two fukkin words together wearing a shit stained t-shirt hungover from drinking too much moon shine.
    Nomination(s):
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  27. 10-11-12 08:15 PM #27
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    Mike pal, You released those about two hours after I gave them to you. If your going to be the Voice of Bored, you need to get your act together pal. I know your "Sick" (You fukkin Lush) but that doesn't fly with your wife and it won't fly with me. It's so hard to find even semi-competent Help these days..
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  28. 10-11-12 09:33 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    C'mon corky you got a readin problem

    C'mon corky use yer magic powers an come in last

    C'mon corky make us all rich
    prick is too good...
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  29. 10-12-12 04:56 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Just when you think you had a shitty day you watch this and know there are people out there struggling to put two fukkin words together wearing a shit stained t-shirt hungover from drinking too much moon shine.
    Nucky wasnt you gonna leave me in the dust a couple weeks ago? Shawp Nucky beat any more imaginary moves?
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  30. 10-12-12 11:44 AM #30
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    I really think this is the Pricks year

    everyone just realize this and make some money
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  31. 10-12-12 12:08 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrmartin.mig View Post
    Does Loschak have to read them now because the prick can't remember what Walker told him to pick?

    if i picked what johnny told me i'd be braggin on a 7-17-1 record sunshine.
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  32. 10-12-12 03:48 PM #32
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    lol,this guy cracks me up,but nowhere near whats really out there.
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  33. 10-12-12 06:56 PM #33
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    "HEY LOCHAK!"
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  34. 10-13-12 01:01 AM #34
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    solid vid

    love the rutgers pick...gl this week prick
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  35. 10-13-12 04:15 PM #35
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    There are videos and there are must see videos. The Prick is a must see fukkin video if I ever saw one. He's got a gift and he's got a gun. What the fukk more could you want, all you prima donna ballerina motha fukkas.

    I love the Prick!!!
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