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    Deuce
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    Why do so many posters want to hang out with each other?

    Most here are shut ins, I get it, I know. You have no friends and never leave the television or PC. Why on Earth would anyone want to socialize with another shut in anti-social degenerate mother fukker? Misery love company?



    How does it go down?

    "Hey there Sweeper, how about them Reds, pal?"

    "Hey fat fukk, 32degrees.com, I like them Reds. Did you see me bury Deemer today? That dumb fukk, I actually feel bad for him"

    "Uh ya, that was solid man. Hey Sweeper, what do you think of Shari, would you fukk her?"

    "Deuce, hand me a PBR you fat fukk. Ya I would nail Shari, totally. She is a good mod, I really like SBR, it is my favorite site other than brazzers."



    Talk about SBR and ttwarrior shitty towels. I'd rather pass.

    Sweeper, look for the pony express. Sent a letter your way.
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    do you bottom , deuce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    do you bottom , deuce
    Power top. I am not a filthy pig bottom.

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    Deucer.......keep in mind. We have some phenomenal story tellers here at SBR. Guys that talk about betting dimes, having hot girl friends, and big homes. Well, in their real life........friends and family think these same story tellers are fukkin stone cold losers. But..........here's the rub......when our lovable story tellers meet up with SBR "pals".........they can put on their best duds....drain their bank account.....and carry on the facade.....LIVE AND IN PERSON. It's all about web-cred and feeling good about ones self.

    Let's try to go easy on the Deemers and PWAD's here in Players Talk........it's all they've got.

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    pinch your pipe deuce. Its sexual

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    Deuce few guys i talk to will be running a casino in 15 years haters will hate.

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    Thread is jealousy or bitterness disguised as humour.

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    Deuce I have no friends..

    I want to feel accepted..

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    haha, i love that song! really hard to explain to costa ricans the meaning of the song, i guess it's just a country thing.

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    Deuce... we'd hang out bro.. I know you're lonely

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    haha, i love that song! really hard to explain to costa ricans the meaning of the song, i guess it's just a country thing.
    Lol, Nothing like a college party without the good ol Red Solo Cup.

    Up here in the sticks of MN it was almost a prerequisite.

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    SBR Bash is different.

    If you talk to a poster off forum, that is dif too.

    No way in hell though you catch me with ttwarrior in public.

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    Deuce i dont get it

    Who hangs out with posters they dont talk to off the forum



    How would that even work

    Poster A sends poster B a private message. They have never spoken before.Meet me here tomorrow at this time.



    Deuce please clarify

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    SBR Bash is different.

    If you talk to a poster off forum, that is dif too.

    No way in hell though you catch me with ttwarrior in public.
    Thought u and TT were boys, no


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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    Deuce i dont get it

    Who hangs out with posters they dont talk to off the forum



    How would that even work

    Poster A sends poster B a private message. They have never spoken before.Meet me here tomorrow at this time.



    Deuce please clarify
    Poster Sweep calls ttwarrior out on the forum. ttwarrior threatens to kill Sweep. Sweep offers ttwarrior a fukkin 40lb turkey dinner because he knows he would get a fukkin tire iron wrapped around his fukkin dome. ttwarrior salivates uncontrollably at the thought of a 40lb appetizer. ttwarrior realizes he now just can't pretend he is a 400lb "jacked" tennis star that the forum "thinks" he is. He can't just show up 400lb out of shape chewed up bubble gum looking jerk off that he is, so what he does is wear an under armour shirt to try and look bad ass and bring to show Sweep his weight lifting trophies he got in 99 for finally getting out of bed.

    Bunch of sick fukks. I don't get it, pal. I really don't. I'd meet a few posters possibly, but fukkin numb skull nobody broke mother fukkers like ttwarrior? PASS, I don't want to be seen with that slob in society.

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    Deuce how about me you and Paco fukkin break bread sometime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post


    Deuce how about me you and Paco fukkin break bread sometime
    Lions game, hookers, and booze?

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    Some people are too easy to bury on the forum, so I digress. The fat fukks on here are endless. Deuce seems like a good fella fukking rolling thru detroit going to empty parking lots for SBR guys. Deuce, heard you're in law school i respect that a lot also. Good luck buddy

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    Birds of a feather flock together

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    Yes

    I will call Pac tonight

    Lets set it up

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    None of my real friends understand my degenerosity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post


    Deuce how about me you and Paco fukkin break bread sometime
    gay ass shit!!

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    bronxer you gonna let daimo abuse you like that unreal?

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    Daihoro, I'd like to meet up with you - seem like the guy in the bar with tourettes. Let's do it pal

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