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    Albert Pujols
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    Sandusky will speak at his sentencing tomorrow, proclaiming his innocence

    I hope God strikes him dead on the spot.

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    Spoiler: "God" is an imaginary friend for stupid people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    Spoiler: "God" is an imaginary friend for stupid people.
    Nope. We have a moral law written on our hearts that tells us right and wrong, and therefore that people like Sandusky are scum. Therefore we have a moral law giver.

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    god is too busy killing innocent people that day, sorry sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    Nope. We have a moral law written on our hearts that tells us right and wrong, and therefore that people like Sandusky are scum. Therefore we have a moral law giver.
    Your make believe buddy also said not to cast the first stone, right?

    Buried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    Your make believe buddy also said not to cast the first stone, right?

    Buried.
    A desire for justice and righteous anger does not make one a hypocrite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    A desire for justice and righteous anger does not make one a hypocrite.

    Maybe you should try some of that forgiveness stuff that Jesus was always talking about. I think circlejerking is a sin, even at church.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    Maybe you should try some of that forgiveness stuff that Jesus was always talking about. I think circlejerking is a sin, even at church.
    Maybe you should read the Bible and stop thinking you know a thing about what it teaches.

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    Jesus is alive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    Maybe you should read the Bible and stop thinking you know a thing about what it teaches.

    I don't need a book of myths to tell me how to live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    I don't need a book of myths to tell me how to live.
    What are you betting your life on? That absolute nothingness exploded and matter created itself out of nothing? That the earth revolves around the sun with no pilot and no margin of error?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    What are you betting your life on? That absolute nothingness exploded and matter created itself out of nothing? That the earth revolves around the sun with no pilot and no margin of error?

    I believe that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes much more sense.

    C'mon, buddy. I'm sure that seemed like a plausible story back when people had virtually no access to information, but religion is the mother of all square plays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    I believe that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes much more sense.

    C'mon, buddy. I'm sure that seemed like a plausible story back when people had virtually no access to information, but religion is the mother of all square plays.
    Go read some Richard Dawkins and listen to him tell you that it all only appears to be created. There is no design whatsoever, even in DNA, as long as you keep repeating "there is no God."

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    God

    Where was God when Sandusky was raping those boys? Was he watching and stroking one out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by convick View Post
    God

    Where was God when Sandusky was raping those boys? Was he watching and stroking one out?
    The Biblical worldview is the only perspective that adequately explains why there is evil in the world.

    To answer your question......he was storing up wrath, as he is now.

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    the bible was 100% accurate




    /written at a time when people thought the world was flat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    Go read some Richard Dawkins and listen to him tell you that it all only appears to be created. There is no design whatsoever, even in DNA, as long as you keep repeating "there is no God."

    And you go on believing that science is a big liberal hoax and tool of the devil! What are you even doing on a gambling forum? Shouldn't you be out gay bashing, protesting birth control, or crying after you masturbate?

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    Ernie McCracken for President

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    And you go on believing that science is a big liberal hoax and tool of the devil! What are you even doing on a gambling forum? Shouldn't you be out gay bashing, protesting birth control, or crying after you masturbate?
    What are you talking about? I love science. It proves the absurdity of atheism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    What are you talking about? I love science. It proves the absurdity of atheism.




    Einstein himself, you know, the guy who has helped define the nature of human existence in scientific terms:

    Quote Originally Posted by Einstein
    ... The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this. These subtilised interpretations are highly manifold according to their nature and have almost nothing to do with the original text.


    Come on, pal. You are outgunned here. No shame in letting it go. Some people aren't strong enough to get by without religion, but leave the rest of us alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post


    Einstein himself, you know, the guy who has helped define the nature of human existence in scientific terms:



    Come on, pal. You are outgunned here. No shame in letting it go. Some people aren't strong enough to get by without religion, but leave the rest of us alone.
    You are the one that came into my thread and called me stupid. I don't think you are good at leaving people alone.
    And Einstein was no atheist. Try again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    You are the one that came into my thread and called me stupid. I don't think you are good at leaving people alone.
    And Einstein was no atheist. Try again.

    I'm just trying to help you out a little bit. If you are smart enough to read, write, and use the internet - you are too smart for religion.

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    Daimo has a Sandusky fathead in his bedroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Daimo has a Sandusky fathead in his bedroom

    I managed to convince someone that Sandusky was actually Jerry Van Dyke from the TV show Coach and really was an assistant coach at Minnesota State before landing the Penn State gig.



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