1. 10-03-12 05:49 PM #1
    Justin3587
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    So I have figured out that I'm gay.

    No, not really. Just knew it would get some attention and I need to shed some light on this situation...

    I have no clue how to bet horses at all. I need someone to give me all the simple terminology and what each bet means, and their perspective on why one bet is more beneficial than the other. For example, like this trifecta stuff, I really dont get it...
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  2. 10-03-12 06:21 PM #2
    BIGDAY
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    Being that this is a gay thread basis...

    Go with the largest horse rooster.
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  3. 10-03-12 06:24 PM #3
    The Prick
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    nah you were right the first time skippy. you are gay
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  4. 10-03-12 06:25 PM #4
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    Whichever horse takes a shit right before the race usually wins.
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  5. 10-03-12 06:26 PM #5
    sickler
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    Stick a fork in yourself. You are done
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  6. 10-03-12 06:31 PM #6
    wtt0315
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    http://horseracing.about.com/od/help...blwagering.htm

    http://www.sportsbettingacumen.com/horse-racing-101.asp

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/horse-raci...s-answers.html

    STR is a wealth of knowledge and takes the time to answer your questions
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  7. 10-03-12 06:36 PM #7
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    Sperm
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  8. 10-03-12 06:41 PM #8
    borednaz
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    Wait? It took a syndicate member almost over a hour to view a thread with Gay in the title?
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  9. 10-03-12 08:35 PM #9
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    Make sure the horse's mother was a mudder.
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  10. 10-03-12 08:42 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Make sure the horse's mother was a mudder.
    ..and her mother was a mudder
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  11. 10-03-12 09:08 PM #11
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    Homo
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  12. 10-03-12 09:09 PM #12
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    You have to blow the horse you like.
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  13. 10-03-12 09:10 PM #13
    sickler
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    The title did you in, Justin. Near impossible to get better than 10% serious replies.
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  14. 10-04-12 07:03 AM #14
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  15. 10-04-12 08:11 AM #15
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    Her mudder was a mudder ,She loves the slop, she eats it up.
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  16. 10-04-12 09:08 AM #16
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    Seeing the title, go for the gay/lesbian/transgender horse.
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