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    JMobile
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    Ask a degen who is almost dead last in BTP, anything! (fade me = profit)

    My record is 5-15-0 and in 1422 out of 1440. Last year I started strong, this year...WTF???
    Haven't won a college football game, I don't think. The only plays I won are spreads from the NFL.
    I shall post my picks in this thread.
    2 NCAAF picks either Friday night or early Saturday morning.
    3 NFL picks either Saturday night or early Sunday morning.
    If anybody wants to fade me, I won't get offended. My loss is your gain.

    OP is a degen!

    For your time:

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    JMOBILE,

    I have faith in you. Will be + units next week. Let's go Pal!

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    What's your worst beat so far?

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    5-15 how is that possible

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    setting up for epic comeback

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    JMobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    What's your worst beat so far?
    I've been tailing guys who were good last year.
    I have only won one 2X and that was Falcons+3 vs Chargers. If I would of won at least all of my 2X, I think I wouldn't be so much buried.




    Mayan, I wouldn't be laughing bro. If the Dodgers were in the NFL, I would of been pounding them right now. LOL

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    JMobile, questions for you:

    1. What's the longest you've ever eaten a snatch for?
    2. How many estimated calories in pussy juices ... assuming you swallow 1/5 of her body weight in pussy juices?
    3. You ever pump your wife anally and mid-pump realize that tomorrow is trash day and you better haul the bin out to the street?
    4. You ever watch a Haitian funeral on youtube to see some horrendous wailing and hooping and hollering..... just to reinforce that that shit is universal!!!

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    Call me on 414 line

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    Post 'em pal.....post'em.

    I am hoping you are taking Cowboys (-3.5) tomorrow night.....ya?

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    JMobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    JMobile, questions for you:

    1. What's the longest you've ever eaten a snatch for?
    2. How many estimated calories in pussy juices ... assuming you swallow 1/5 of her body weight in pussy juices?
    3. You ever pump your wife anally and mid-pump realize that tomorrow is trash day and you better haul the bin out to the street?
    4. You ever watch a Haitian funeral on youtube to see some horrendous wailing and hooping and hollering..... just to reinforce that that shit is universal!!!
    Can you ask me some sane questions instead?

    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Call me on 414 line
    Still waiting for your call to come through first, pal.
    Quote Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210 View Post
    Post 'em pal.....post'em.

    I am hoping you are taking Cowboys (-3.5) tomorrow night.....ya?
    All my plays for BTP have been completed after Sunday evening. So looks like my BTP plays are fade material.

    By the way, I was on the Bears. Lucky that it was not a BTP play. LOL

    I will post my BTP plays as stated on top. I'll do a screenshot so that way everybody knows I'm not frauding.

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    Hang in there Mobiler

    I got faith in you

    You will turn it around pal

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    Hows the weather in Alabama?

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    BTP sucks because you have to beat the spread. You can't beat NFL spreads. I don't know how others do it.

    Been winning money with MLs or 2H bets, but I think I'm dead even in BTP because of the spread.


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    JMobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    Hang in there Mobiler

    I got faith in you

    You will turn it around pal
    <3

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Hows the weather in Alabama?
    I swear one of these days I'm gonna make a video and and tell Goldilocks that I'm not from Ala-f'ing-Bama!

    Quote Originally Posted by Avenger View Post
    BTP sucks because you have to beat the spread. You can't beat NFL spreads. I don't know how others do it.

    Been winning money with MLs or 2H bets, but I think I'm dead even in BTP because of the spread.

    I don't think the Eagles covered their first 3 spreads.

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    What book(s) do you play at?
    How do you get your money in and out?

    What are your stats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    5-15 how is that possible
    Same way 15-5 is possible. Basically the same thing.

    Small sample variance.

    After 200 games it is impossible....

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    Mobile do you believe bigfoot is real?

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    why did you jinx the dodgers? what did they ever do to you pal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    why did you jinx the dodgers? what did they ever do to you pal?
    Jmobile is the reason why the dodgers won't make the playoffs..

    He fukked us hard..

    I will do the same when I see him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    What book(s) do you play at?
    How do you get your money in and out?

    What are your stats?
    5Dimes. I read the line changes at SBR Live Odds but I'm stubborn so I tail other posters who claim a good write up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Mobile do you believe bigfoot is real?


    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    why did you jinx the dodgers? what did they ever do to you pal?
    I'm from San Diego, so not sure if you'll understand. I'm already taking them for in futures for NL West 2013.


    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Jmobile is the reason why the dodgers won't make the playoffs..

    He fukked us hard..

    I will do the same when I see him.
    Mayan, did you think about me when Pagan charge that fly ball for the final out?
    But really, they need to get rid of "Donnie Baseball" to go places. Ellis really fukked up trying to stretch a double to a triple.

    I'm liking the Rams tonight, but it won't be a BTP pick.

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    Come and get it! My 2 NCAAF picks for Saturday
    Hence my screen name on top of screen shot. Fade and enjoy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Come and get it! My 2 NCAAF picks for Saturday
    Hence my screen name on top of screen shot. Fade and enjoy!
    2-0 for college football. Must be a fluke

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    NFL Sunday, I don't think I will go 3-0 at all.


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    Just lost Steelers by a point....here I go

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    do you spend most of your time on bodybuilding.com?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOIRISH View Post
    do you spend most of your time on bodybuilding.com?
    LOL, sometimes. That place is crazy. But also check out fourchan.

    Plays for Saturday college football, fade.


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    I'm not far ahead and maybe even behind

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    Who's the lady in the pic follow her things will turn around

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    Come and fade


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    ok sold, i am in. will fade small and hope for 2 out of 3

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    JMobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I'm not far ahead and maybe even behind
    Wish I knew what your plays are.
    Quote Originally Posted by shaunovery View Post
    Who's the lady in the pic follow her things will turn around
    Summer Cummings is her name.
    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post
    ok sold, i am in. will fade small and hope for 2 out of 3
    So far I'm 2-2-0 with MNF 2X pending.

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    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post
    ok sold, i am in. will fade small and hope for 2 out of 3
    I swear I was just lucky last week. Here we go!


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    Sorry guys, yesterday was a fluke. Here are the winning fades;


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    Jmobile, call me on the fukkin payphone outside my house, area code 711

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