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    Unsettling video.

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    classic funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    What a great father jjgold is.
    Go fuk yourself

    I am new at this you mother fukker

    Dont talk about me man and father hood

    I HAVE A FUKKIN CLUE

    The worst thing a parent can do is pick up your kid every time he or she cries

    They end up spoiled and fukked up

    Mayan your raising your kids to be in the Latin Kings

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    JJ you breast feeding him?

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    jj if Big Steph agrees to it would you be able to rent him out?

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    Hawley she has massive
    I russian fukked her also

    Buried my rooster in her massive

    Loshak no renting out babies man..just called her and had huge shouting match..told her she is a fat fuk, lousy in bed..rooster manipulator

    She used me man..I thought she wanted my rooster not baby

    Fat mother fukker

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    Mayan you were afraid to meet me in Vegas..I have been 3 times the last 16 months and you were no where to be found

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    JJ, did you get a dna test? What if the kid is not yours and this girl is playing you for your money?

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    First words will be.........

    "I'm barrelled in here! Need a winner"

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    May good Lord bless your little fella JJ.

    "Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old he will not depart from it." Proverbs 22:6


    "Behold, children are a Heritage from the LORD, the fruit of the womb a reward. Like arrows in the hand of a warrior are the children of one’s youth. Blessed is the man who fills his quiver with them! He shall not be put to shame when he speaks with his enemies in the gate." Psalm 127:3-5


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    Little Larry in 40yrs

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    did you get the ransom money yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    JJ, did you get a dna test? What if the kid is not yours and this girl is playing you for your money?
    yes

    jj get a fukin dna test

    if Big Steph did this to you then very likely she did it to like 15 other guys as well

    and probably she told them there the dad first and they either said "get a dna test b*tch" and she backed off or they just ran the fuk away

    jj get a fukin test before you give that b*tch one more fukin penny or afternoon of your time

    jj you owe it to Little Larry to make sure your the dad before you impose your guidance upon him

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    JJ must be going mad, that little boy already have more hair, his rooster is already bigger than JJs and he had more pussy already than JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    hawley she has massive
    i russian fukked her also


    buried my rooster in her massive

    loshak no renting out babies man..just called her and had huge shouting match..told her she is a fat fuk, lousy in bed..rooster manipulator

    she used me man..i thought she wanted my rooster not baby

    fat mother fukker
    what is russian fuk?
    And did you really think anyone wants your rooster ?

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    I never thought of dna test

    How much does it cost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I never thought of dna test

    How much does it cost?
    Not enough to not do it.

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    Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER
    That has to be the most fukked up advice I have ever heard............
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why????????

    Fukkin girls is better without condoms.......I burn up the rooster with a rubber on and plus it always falls off anyway so what the fuk is the difference??

    Secondly I always smoke hookers without condoms on...no way they get pregnant and even if they do they get an abortion or dont even know you you fukkin are

    Suckers wear condoms as far as banging hookers

    I never would of had child if she did not have her fukkin fat ass legs wrapped around my ass so I could not pull out

    I came inside her
    Maybe this will explain it for you

    http://www.cdc.gov/


    (of course, accepting the premise this is all true )

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    -1500 gold has an std

    go get your rooster checked you fukk

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    coach i asked you a question pay attention.. what the hell is a russian fuk ?

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    Russian Fuk???

    You fukkin sexless hamburger

    Its when in your case you out your 3.1 inch rooster in between a womans breasts and she squeezes her together as you fuk them

    Your not kinky like me man its why you cannot get laid

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Russian Fuk???

    You fukkin sexless hamburger

    Its when in your case you out your 3.1 inch rooster in between a womans breasts and she squeezes her together as you fuk them

    Your not kinky like me man its why you cannot get laid
    sorry i am the only idiot that didn't realize fuking was called russian fuking...

    you are the man JJ what was i thinking...

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    Hearing a baby cry like that makes me miss when my kid was that little. That's awesome!

    Pick up that fukkin kid. I don't give a fukk what some manual or expert says....anyone who doesn't pick up their baby when its crying is a jerkoff.

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    Opie I go by the book

    You raise your kid your way and I will raise my fukkin kid my fukkin way

    My kid will be tough as fukkin nails..raising him to be mafia type

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Opie I go by the book

    You raise your kid your way and I will raise my fukkin kid my fukkin way

    My kid will be tough as fukkin nails..raising him to be mafia type
    Lay him on a bed of nails when he hits age three, Corbin. Tough as nails....




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    Kid probably has a bigger prick than CornBin already...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Opie I go by the book

    You raise your kid your way and I will raise my fukkin kid my fukkin way

    My kid will be tough as fukkin nails..raising him to be mafia type
    If I was around and that kid was crying I would pick him up. I don't give a fukk if you liked it or not.

    If we were in the check out line at the grocery store and you were slapping your kid around, I would bitch slap you right there in Safeway. That's how I roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    Hearing a baby cry like that makes me miss when my kid was that little. That's awesome!
    then have another kid. no kid likes to be a single child.

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    nothing can replace a brother or sister

    gold your kid not cut out for mafia

    mafia is about the family

    you are not a family man

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    Larry Corbin has a great father and role model.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    then have another kid. no kid likes to be a single child.
    Hey fukkin weirdo.....

    Considering you've never actually engaged in intercourse with a woman, how about you leave the family planning advice to those of us that do.

    Stick to posting the giant losing plays that you're so proficient at!!

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    little larry corbin will be the first sbr poster to 1,000,000 posts

    can i get a prop in the sbr book for that?

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    Opie post a play or get lost. Back to the fantasy forum or fantasy land

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