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and all this from a pro wrestling prediction
I also got every match correct at almost every wrestlemania and summerslam, too easy and boring
I don't even watch it much, i just go to the forums and occassionaly watch a match
I guess i better not mention i took wrestling lessons and could of been a star
lost 39 of 40 hands betting 75 a pop, all in on this last one
nothing i can do
tommorrow im gonna burn 600 cash just for the hell of it with a lighter
I dont need money or points or action
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2 more days than i have an announcement anyway, so good news for those that want me gone
gonna register for poker tourney and sit out also , cant make it
being offered cash to leave sbr and be a mod at a real fantasy site, how can i pass that up???
post the odds tittywearer
It would be great to find out titty is a script writer for the wwe. That would make sense, since only retards and little kids watch wrestling
TT, don't leave!!!!
You are highly appreciated at SBR. One of SBR's all-time greats. Would be a major blow to the site.
i put in an app for wwe writer about 5 years ago, almost got a call, but they had like 50 k apps for it since u could apply online.
there were gonna call like 20 people to interview and i was almost one of them
Almost all my scripts would be like memphis wrestling
Up to lou if i stay element, i sent a pm, maybe too late
I just had lunch with Booker T and Steve Austin, they said Lawler is doing fine, might be up for some gimmick matches by the end of the year. Great afternoon
Interesting. I'm hearing conflicting reports. Hulk Hogan and Jimmy Superfly Snuka just stopped by and told me they had heard that Jerry Lawler's health was in decline. We immediately jumped on Skype, after hearing that Brutus the Barber Beefcake brought a webcam directly into Jerry Lawler's room. The reception wasn't great, but Jerry was able to lift his thumb and promised a return.Originally Posted by greenhippo
Couldn't tell if he had brain damage or not though.
We will continue to break in with any developments. Oh crap, someone is at the door. It's Vince McMahon, I've got to go.
Hold on there Giant, Arn Anderson and Jimmy Hart just hit me up on AOL messenger, we got in a group chat and even Koko B Ware joined for a minute. They said they were just chatting it up with Lawler and the doctors will be keeping him for another 3 or 4 days, but he should gain all of his movements in no time. We had to end it though, Ric Steiner showed up and none of us wanted to talk to him.
Now I know you're spouting off false information, greenhippo. I totally caught you fabricating a story.
Arn Anderson is sitting in my living room right now, along with Ric Flair. I can barely hear myself thinking, they're both going "Woooooooooooooo!! Woooooooooooooo!!" nonstop.
We are about to have a group chat with Sgt. Slaughter and the ghost of Lou Albano. Hopefully Dusty Rhodes will be joining us, but his Yahoo account has been acting up lately. Just keep Jerry Lawler in your thoughts, maybe I'll see you at the hospital tomorrow.
You caught me, it was actually Bobby the Brain and Ole Anderson, I just wasn't too impressed with them and needed to make myself look cooler. You going to the hospital too? Are you going with Ravishing Rick Rude and Sid Vicious' group or Terry Funk and Billy Graham's group?
I just don't know why you felt the need to lie, greenhippo. You know we accept you as you are. And please, whatever you do, don't start going into your "I'm a millionaire, money means nothing to me" mode. I hate when you do that.
I'm actually going to be carpooling tomorrow with The Iron Shiek, Tito Santana, and Jake the Snake Roberts. If everything goes according to plan, we are going to put on a wrestling exhibition for the kids in the cancer ward. Nothing warms my heart like seeing the children smile. Also, I'm going to try to score tomorrow with Chyna. Wish me luck, I've always had a thing for it..
C'mon guys please stop making up all these reports of pro wrestlers being in your living room.
I just had Doink the Clown and his midget crew over for my son's birthday to make balloons. He was saying Lawler was clapping and smiling like a retard after he made him a balloon crown. Then the birthday party got a little out of hand and The Mountie showed up at my doorstep to tell us to quiet down. I asked him about Lawler and he told me that he's gone full retard. Then Yokozuna was doing some power walking down the street and rubbed his ass up against one of Doink's little midgets. It was a pretty nonchalant birthday party as typically Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Mick Foley show up too.
did u know i invented jeff jarrett's finishing move while in evansville indiana heckling him during a match against
the moondogs
my stuff is legit, your stuff is not,
i would say follow me on twitter so u can see my conversations but not allowed to put twitter name
Now who's making things up hels? Duggan is asleep in my front lawn, Ted Dibiase just showed up and told me him and Virgil just saw Lawler watching some hardcore Chyna porn while asking where the puppies were. If that wasn't enough Bob Backlund showed up and put me in the crossfaced chickenwing.
Uh, Jarret's finishing move is the figure 4 leglock, which he sadly didn't invent. Nice try though
geez greenhippo what are you going to say next, you taught Bob Backlund the crossfaced chickenwing while heckling him at an event in Southern Utah?
I actually was the first to wrestle the Great Khali in Mumbai while tag teaming with Andre the Giant. Me and Andre would have drinking competitions that I would easily win after knocking back a few hundred cans of brew. Hold on doorbell -- that was Macho Man Randy Savage selling slim jims. We started reminiscing about how I taught him the line "Snap Into a Slim Jim!!" He said that Lawler's condition is getting worse as some idiot who calls himself ttwarrior is shouting from the street "Update me on your condition Jerry Can Lawler!"
Hippo and Hels, have any of you ever trained any wrestlers?
I have.
Do you remember Goldberg's finishing move, the spear? Who do you think helped mold it into the perfect maneuver? That's right, it was me. We spent 24 months working nonstop, perfecting it.
I'm hoping he'll be at the hospital with us tomorrow. I'm currently on MSN with King Kong Bundy and George the Animal Steele. They are giving me updates on Jerry Lawler. Pray for him.
That actually sounds plausible, I won't go into detail, if I do I'll be in worlds of trouble. But you ever hear of Hogan's "hulking up" thing he does before he delivers the three punches and leg drop? Yeah, that was me, me and hulkster were listening to the Bee Gee's one night and I said to the big guy (thats what us close friends call him) " you know what big guy? at the end of your matches, you should start shaking your arms, let the guy hit you, then block his last attempt and punch him a few times, finish it off with a leg drop, it'll catch on" at first he was against it, he wanted his finishing move to be a top rope belly flop on the opponents crotch area. But he finally relented and the rest is history. I won't even go into teaching Bret Hart the sharpshooter, that's quite a story.
Ha, It was me who originally taught you the The Spear. It was the summer of '67 in Nashville on a hot cloudless night when I told you I would teach you one of the greatest finishing moves of all time. Now you're trying to take credit for it?
Have I ever trained any wrestlers?? Psshhh, who do you think taught Kurt Angle the Ankle Lock?
While I applaud your imagination, hels, I can't help but laugh at your deceit and thievery.
Allow me to refresh your memory. The year was 1961, and we had just left Yankee Stadium after watching Roger Maris hit his historic 61st homerun. I know you remember me helping him with his homerun swing that year, although you'll probably take credit for that, too.
On the way back to your house, in that empty parking lot across from the ravine, out of nowhere I put you on the canvas with a spear. You knew I was going to belt you at some point, considering I just found out you were sleeping with my girlfriend. Well, that was it, the birth of the spear. I hope your ribs have healed.
I actually hold an online wrestling class, it's private though so don't ask me for any proof please. I've been doing it for years, teaching lots of guys about the business. One of my star pupils is a guy named Steve Bordon, maybe you've heard of him, I gave him the name Sting for when I got him to go pro.
Shit greenhippo you were the one who told Hulky Hulks (that's the name us close friends call him) not to do the top rope belly flop on the opponents crotch area? That was such an epic move and when I was refereeing a match where Hulky Hulks stepped in as a 3rd man I was totally encouraging him to do it against Triple H. You see, Triple H had a boner so it would have made it the greatest finishing move of all time. He performed your leg drop which was still a spectacle but nothing like the top rope belly flop on the opponents crotch area would have been. The Giant was guest announcing with the Jerry the King Lawler that night and he commented about what a shame it is that greenhippo didn't tell Hulky Hulks he could have 2 different finishing moves. Here's a pic of Triple H with the boner:
Okay Okay I did try to take credit for your invention of the Spear but you must be forgetting how that parking lot battle went down. I was sleeping with your Mom and your Girlfriend and your Sister all at the same time.... you found out after your Dad mentioned it to you, remember? So you came up from behind me and Bam - The Spear! It was so poorly performed that I immediately jumped onto a truck and performed a Flying Bodypress (I taught Konnan that) on you. I then lifted your leg and had your shoulders down for at least 10 seconds. We then went back to my place where all the aforementioned ladies were oogling my amazing wrestling abilities.
Remember that night, ttwarrior tried to get into my place when he delievered our pizzaYou then gave him The Spear (after I helped perfect your technique over a few beer) and it broke 7 of his ribs!!! Epic night
Is it the class that has over 1 million try to get in every month but only a select few pass your strenuous criteria? Can you name some more of the wrestlers you've taught?
I do recall that commentary, Giant really laid into me, I felt pretty bad. That next week during a house show, no videos were allowed so nothing to look at, I told him "Hey brother! (I told him to start adding the word "brother" in his mic work) you need to do the top rope on the crotch finisher, it might actually be the way to go" He agreed, sadly his opponent that night was the Disco Inferno, and well those of us in the know, we know about Disco's hidden problem. Needless to say after all the blood and the surgeries, Hulk was informed that move would be banned.
I taught Sting, that's common knowledge by now, I taught Buff Bagwell, Mr Perfect, Lex Luger and Bruno Samartino. There's more but I don't want you guys thinking I'm pulling your leg here
I vividly recall that match as I was filling in for Bobby the Brain Heenan that evening while he was out with a whooping cough problem. He was attempting to match Ric Flairs "Whoooooos" I taught him that by the way and lost his voice for 2 whole months! I can't believe it was because you the taught the top rope belly flop on the crotch area move so well it got banned. That's a bummer man.
Breaking News: Vince McMahon just sent a telegraph informing me that someone who goes by the name 'ttwarrior' was arrested for attempting to break into the hospital where Jerry Lawler is resting.
What's really going to churn my butter is when titty comes back on here after posting his bond and starts claiming our stories are works of fiction. Guy doesn't live the cherished life like us, luckily Kelly Kelly just showed up and she's in the mood for some fun before bed
Have fun with Kelly Kelly man, it'll be hilarious when tittywearer comes back and claims he runs the WWE Divas. If only he knew what it's like to actually be involved with pro wrestling like ourselves. We are some of the greatest legends of all time. Stephanie McMahon is coming over soon but she's into S&M so I'll just watch her Miss Kitty do that before fulfilling my desires.
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