1. 09-13-12 11:49 AM #1
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    New guys: How to win a Players Talk thread

    New guys have not been stepping up to the plate lately. I have to release some info to help them. Some are getting discouraged.

    Its about time you fukks realize SBRforum is like a fukkin jail.

    Players talk is the fukkin "yard". This is where everyone hang outs. When you show up, you show up here.

    I hear people all the time saying they only go to "subforums". Subforums are the PC unit here. Thats protective custody for you new fukks. If you happen to leave PT for a subforum, that is fine. but you better hope mods aren't asleep at the wheel, or you will get eaten alive. Best bet, keep your fukkin head down in PT until you are recognized.

    So how do you become someone?

    Well there are certain things:

    1. Only fukkin badasses roam SBR without having e-gangs. There might be 2 or 3 here tops, maybe 12 total in the history of forums. I am not talking about people that take a jab, get 4 or 5 negative responses and never are seen again. That is the fukkin worst of the worst. You are the bitches of this jail. There are a few that can run shit on their own though

    2. Join an e-gang is the best way. Well how do you do that? You just have to maneuver in. Whether it was the Young Guns Gang (YGG), Pap (post actual plays movement), SBR Syndicate, or anyone else. If you enter a thread to disagree, well its alot better if you have 4 or 5 people jumping in to fukk the other person up as well. It pretty much guarantees a thread win.

    2a. How do you join? Infractions....Take myself for example. I started talking shit to someone (wanting to join the opposite egang), noone would report my post. So what did I do? I reported my own post. ...Mods do not release who told on that person. So later on after the infraction, I posted my "infraction notice" in the thread and bitched about the mod that gave it to me. Noone fukkin realized i told on myself. Gained alot of e-cred. Rest is history.

    3. You can win threads other ways such as post winners and funny gifs. Noone gives a fukk what you say if you are a winning, and enough no names laugh at your funny gif that it will not let most gangs from win the thread.



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  2. 09-13-12 11:51 AM #2
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  3. 09-13-12 11:53 AM #3
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    Brock i did not even get into solitary confinement (i.e banned)....these guys are just too new
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  6. 09-13-12 11:57 AM #6
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    Good shit Rudy.

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    You forgot buying your safety. Pull an Opie, know that your going to be the prison yard bitch tossed around for a carton of smokes but instead buy off enough people to keep your backdoor rooster free. Speaking of which, Opie Pal I'm waiting on this months check. It better be a good one Blondie I even put up a Cowboys avatar & I feel dirty...
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  9. 09-13-12 12:02 PM #9
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    good stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    For you new guys, that is not rain that's falling on the symbolic No Coin .
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  12. 09-13-12 12:18 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by borednaz View Post
    You forgot buying your safety. Pull an Opie, know that your going to be the prison yard bitch tossed around for a carton of smokes but instead buy off enough people to keep your backdoor rooster free. Speaking of which, Opie Pal I'm waiting on this months check. It better be a good one Blondie I even put up a Cowboys avatar & I feel dirty...


    If anything.....you're my bitch, pal.

    I roam these e-streets alone. I one of the few that needs no protection, homie.

    I fear no poster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    If anything.....you're my bitch, pal.

    I roam these e-streets alone. I one of the few that needs no protection, homie.

    I fear no poster.
    Pal when you first got here if it wasn't for me & Noser; the one rusty sheriffs badge you'd be showing on this forum would of been the one god gave you. It's funny how quickly they forget the ones who had their back when they needed the help Unrealz. But your right Opie , you don't need to fear anyone else. You bought out the show Pal .

    But If I'm your bitch blondie I expect to be taken care of. So I'll be waiting on my Rangers/Texans/Cowboys Jerseys.
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    whats up pal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by borednaz View Post
    Pal when you first got here if it wasn't for me & Noser; the one rusty sheriffs badge you'd be showing on this forum would of been the one god gave you. It's funny how quickly they forget the ones who had their back when they needed the help Unrealz. But your right Opie , you don't need to fear anyone else. You bought out the show Pal .

    But If I'm your bitch blondie I expect to be taken care of. So I'll be waiting on my Rangers/Texans/Cowboys Jerseys.

    Look Ace....you called me out here with the whole "bitch" comment. Lets not forget that.

    Not sure where you ever thought I "needed the help"? You either got the art of burials are you don't. Its not something one can acquire over time.

    No need to take this further than I imagine you would want, but thats up to you. If you don't, I'd ease off the unwarranted insults and tough guy act.
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  18. 09-13-12 01:07 PM #18
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    opie send me 2k........ thanks
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    I winn threads in my own
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    I work alone
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I winn threads in my own
    Do not Need gangs or clans

    I work alone
    Me too.

    I also usually have sex alone, but that's another story....
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  22. 09-13-12 01:43 PM #22
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    jj in this prison you are like morgan freeman in shawshank redemption pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    whats up pal?

    not much , just enjoying a day off, good luck tonight and this week partner
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    Rudy I never took you for a frat boy. Always off on my reads. Can I be your +1 for a day? I can be Goose...it's completely non-sexual.
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  25. 09-13-12 02:04 PM #25
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    Who wants to join my gang??

    There's two ways to get win..

    1. Blood in.. You need to e-murder a poster.

    2. Gangbanged in.. You will get e-fukked by all the members of our gang.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    not much , just enjoying a day off, good luck tonight and this week partner

    same to you, i actually had my PMs set to only "contacts" and didnt realize it. i added you, so PM at any time if you have in the past, sorry about that.
    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Rudy I never took you for a frat boy. Always off on my reads. Can I be your +1 for a day? I can be Goose...it's completely non-sexual.
    tat see above,

    tat i am not a frat boy

    looking back I am glad i didnt join one.... but i wish i wouldve had some of those experiences. freshman year in the dorms was my favorite so i kinda think living in a frat house would be a continuation of that.
    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Who wants to join my gang??

    There's two ways to get win..

    1. Blood in.. You need to e-murder a poster.

    2. Gangbanged in.. You will get e-fukked by all the members of our gang.
    unreal
    talk to deemer
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Who wants to join my gang??

    There's two ways to get win..

    1. Blood in.. You need to e-murder a poster.

    2. Gangbanged in.. You will get e-fukked by all the members of our gang.
    It sounds like the Syndicate except with less Jizz. Mayan do we have to wear that Gay hat you had on at the Bash? Will the colors be Pastel? Who do I need to e-murder?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Who wants to join my gang??

    There's two ways to get win..

    1. Blood in.. You need to e-murder a poster.

    2. Gangbanged in.. You will get e-fukked by all the members of our gang.
    are there any female members? if your gang consists of shari, blondie, and vv i might choose option #2. but it tittywarrior and lou are part of it, i'm e-murdering someone instead
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  30. 09-13-12 03:16 PM #30
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    Rudy. give me a fukkin'winner. My book has started sending real mail to me now after I shit the bed last weekend. These mutherfukkers need to stop sending me shit. Only way to stop that is clicking on winners!

    BTW, if this is jail - this has to be one of the queerest lock downs in the history of lock downs. Too many guys walkin' around here wanting to touch tips.
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  31. 09-13-12 03:18 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Who wants to join my gang??

    There's two ways to get win..

    1. Blood in.. You need to e-murder a poster.

    2. Gangbanged in.. You will get e-fukked by all the members of our gang.
    I am interested in this gang. Will probably take option 1 unless option 2 presents a solid lineup.
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    Rudy you need to expand on this, make it into a book, and sell it in the sbr store. It could be a required purchase to go pro. You should also include quick bios on some of the posters to watch out for. Example

    Roguesqualor: Tricky homosexual who will try to get what he wants through coercive posts or force if needed


    Roxxyfish: Lives for his "Army" that believes he is a great capper. Watches his thread view count like the stock market. Secretly bets air while the lost sheep sweat it out.

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    rudy must be on meds, has he even ever won a thread
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