1. 09-09-12 03:32 PM #1
    Albert Pujols
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    There's no juice when you win

    Dude sat down at a bar and said to the bookie "There's no way the Saints lose today." Bookie says "wanna bet?" Dude says "hell yeah, I'll bet you 6 grand the Saints win." Bookie says "okay, but if they win, I'm only paying you $1500." Dude says "that's great, I love when you agree to such a sucker bet. You should at least charge vig or something."
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  2. 09-09-12 03:42 PM #2
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    Was the dude = Brock Landrs?
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  3. 09-09-12 03:43 PM #3
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    Phuck you
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  4. 09-09-12 03:44 PM #4
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    It's true... no need to worry about juice when you win. Just never lose. Simple.
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  5. 09-09-12 03:45 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Phuck you

    You lost 4 vacation or 6 morgage paments in 2 hours.....you suck dude
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  6. 09-09-12 03:48 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Was the dude = Brock Landrs?
    Who said anything about Brock Landers?
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  7. 09-09-12 03:48 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    It's true... no need to worry about juice when you win. Just never lose. Simple.
    Yep, heard that.
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  8. 09-09-12 03:49 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    It's true... no need to worry about juice when you win. Just never lose. Simple.
    But you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
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  9. 09-09-12 03:49 PM #9
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  10. 09-09-12 03:50 PM #10
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    Unfukkinreal

    You only pay juice when you win

    When you lose, they collect the fukkin money anyway whether it is -1000 or +20000
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  11. 09-09-12 03:51 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Unfukkinreal

    You only pay juice when you win

    When you lose, they collect the fukkin money anyway whether it is -1000 or +20000
    That's my point.
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  12. 09-09-12 03:53 PM #12
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    Winners pay vig, not losers. Hopefully this story illustrates to Brock how ******* stupid he is, and encourages him to go back to his family before he's pitching quarters at the 7/11 drinking 40's with homeless people.
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  13. 09-09-12 03:54 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    Winners pay vig, not losers. Hopefully this story illustrates to Brock how ******* stupid he is, and encourages him to go back to his family before he's pitching quarters at the 7/11 drinking 40's with homeless people.
    I'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukker
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  14. 09-09-12 03:56 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    I'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukker
    Brock who you like for tonight/?
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  15. 09-09-12 03:57 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    I'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukker
    Look, you're not a bad guy. Well, actually you are, but I don't wish any ill will on you. Cash out and quit before you lose it all and then steal again.
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  16. 09-09-12 03:59 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    But you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
    False. Just increase your bet size.
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  17. 09-09-12 04:02 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    But you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
    I understand what u mean dbets... I was just being a sarcastic/funny/stupid. I remember my gambling buddies tell me... when you get in a fukking drought... and you keep losing... JUST WIN. Don't worry about juice... etc... sometimes it pumps you up to make the right call.
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  18. 09-10-12 12:11 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by convick View Post
    False. Just increase your bet size.
    Then you still coulda won more with lower juice, regardless of bet size.
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  19. 09-10-12 12:18 AM #19
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    transfer to think tank, deep stuff going on in here
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  20. 09-10-12 03:12 AM #20
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    The more you bet the more you win.
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  21. 09-10-12 03:14 AM #21
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    After hearing this train of thought I'm really disappointed that we use decimal odds in my country
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  22. 09-10-12 03:57 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    But you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
    I think we have a disagreement with the word "juice". I've always thought juice meant how much the oddsmakers hike up the price of a big pub fave. I think a lot of people think this.

    But according to gambling guru JJGold, juice is another word for vig.

    I think we need the gambling-slang-counsel to come to a conclusion on this.
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  23. 09-10-12 04:13 AM #23
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  24. 09-10-12 06:43 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    Dude sat down at a bar and said to the bookie "There's no way the Saints lose today." Bookie says "wanna bet?" Dude says "hell yeah, I'll bet you 6 grand the Saints win." Bookie says "okay, but if they win, I'm only paying you $1500." Dude says "that's great, I love when you agree to such a sucker bet. You should at least charge vig or something."
    mighty words of the only brock landers
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  25. 09-10-12 06:44 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    I'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukker
    brock. sorry. but your fuqing stupid when it comes to gambling on sports.
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  26. 09-10-12 07:18 AM #26
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    No juice on parlays either! The casino is juice free I think.
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  27. 02-07-13 08:19 PM #27
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    Brock is the best fade of all time.
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  28. 02-07-13 08:25 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avenger View Post
    I think we have a disagreement with the word "juice". I've always thought juice meant how much the oddsmakers hike up the price of a big pub fave. I think a lot of people think this.

    But according to gambling guru JJGold, juice is another word for vig.

    I think we need the gambling-slang-counsel to come to a conclusion on this.

    Juice is the vig

    If a game is -110 both sides then the vig/juice is the -10

    If something is 6000 to win 1500 as stated ITT the ODDS are 4-1 put you do not know the vig/juice unless you know what the + price is on the other side.
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