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    Ok suckers, it's time for a real sport: Serena vs Azarenka!!!

    Starts in about 20 mins.

    Line is pretty much unbettable for normal people. $1.19/-526 is Krazy Town.

    However since it's the final and I'm up a bit from the tourney I'm living dangerously and flat bet $300 to win like nothing

    GL everyone. Make back your NFL money here

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    Azarenka with the shocker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k13 View Post
    Azarenka with the shocker.
    I wouldn't be surprised. Would serve me right for choking on chalk like this.

    But I'm watching everyone bet on the NFL and I haven't made one play. I've had Serena to win it all from the beginning (along with 99% of the world) so I figure I can take a chance with $300 on her. No more than that though. This is silly enough as it is.

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    very pumped at the fact its on TV in the midst of all this football

    over 19.5 and taking a few shots at the dog ml and +5.5

    I know it is gonna take an emotional/mental meltdown

    but we ARE talking women's sports here

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    I took Serena -1.5 sets for -165.

    not many intriguing football games on right now so will be glued to this. Serena is smashing the ball like a man right now, can't see Azarenka taking a set unless it goes to a tie break and something flukey happens

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    Tune in for novak murray tomorrow. Will make this match look like a high school match

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    I poured fuel on the fire, laid the heavy chalk on top of having Serena on several futures to win tourney.

    Unlike NCAAF, my NFL cranks up more as the season goes, 1st few weeks definitely least action.

    Hopefully she can make it as uninteresting as possible. Serena is 6-0 in majors vs Azarenka, just ripped her at the Olympics as well, think she wins this 90%+ of the time.

    Big risk small return, let's get this Money!

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    Serena 2-0 for me. GL All!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawyer View Post
    Serena 2-0 for me. GL All!
    She has won 12 sets in a row vs Azarenka, I like that one as well. GL!

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    I didn't bet this at all.

    Looking forward to the men's final on Monday.

    I just saw that this is the fifth straight year that they've had to extend the US Open by a day.

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    doesn't look good

    can't be easy to return those serves with the shadows like that

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    come on emotional breakdown!

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    That's my girl!! Did you see that point???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    come on emotional breakdown!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    come on emotional breakdown!

    She sounded soo calm and focused in her prematch interview. Think she may have not been getting sexed well the past couple of years, a little uptight and bitchy.

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    wow. duece

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    look at that shot crushed back on 2nd serve

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    Serena cruising on her service game, Azarenka fighting like a starving dingo for hers.

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    just alot of jaw dropping shots by this broad

    gonna have to watch this on mute though, with azarenka's stupid ghost noises

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    boom there it is!

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    if shes crushing aces like this azarenka has no chance not that she really does now

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatWad View Post
    She sounded soo calm and focused in her prematch interview. Think she may have not been getting sexed well the past couple of years, a little uptight and bitchy.
    She's celibate.

    No joke. After her last rapper boyfriend or whatever she's taken a vow for awhile.

    Feel sorry for the chicks who receive serves from her. You see how cranky I get on here? Yeah...

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    zooey that under Serena games bet was the way to go too I think... Serena's not going to crack

    Here's a really awesome article from the NYT about both sisters if you guys haven't seen it and want something to read on ad breaks.

    I had totally forgotten why Serena refuses to play Indian Wells and definitely never knew how much of a role her mom played in training them from the beginning.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/26/ma...pagewanted=allhttp://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/26/ma...pagewanted=all

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    Serena is 9-1 all time against Azarenka, doesn't look like anything different is going to happen today. Serena is on a roll lately, no one is going to beat her.

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    yikes


    congrats shari

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    yikes


    congrats shari
    These women are more squirrelly than I am if you can believe it. Highs and lows. Don't lose hope yet sweetpea xo

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    does Serena Menstruate?

    she is big and muscular but should have enough bodyfat right?

    yeah, I used to have a guy that was on the "inside" for Tennis matches in the southern states for women, and would get locker room info on who was on the rag.....

    he got arrested for some unrelated stuff, went to jail, should be out now, but dropped off the map

    Shari, you got any inside menstrual connects?

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    I ******* can't stand Azarenka's stupid "wooooooooooo" sound she does. That and Sharapova's screeching is the absolute worse. Plus, I have a future on Serena to with the tourney at -115.

    So, I'm loving that Serena is smashing her. Get this over with quick, Serena. My ears can't take it and my wallet needs you.

    I hope Serena bagels her in the second set. Although, if history is any indication, the second set will be closer than the first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    She's celibate.

    No joke. After her last rapper boyfriend or whatever she's taken a vow for awhile.

    Feel sorry for the chicks who receive serves from her. You see how cranky I get on here? Yeah...
    yep, she totally swore off her love life...this after dating at least 30 guys since her last "steady" boyfriend lavar arrington years ago.

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    no competition in women's game

    when Serena really wants to play it's over

    No one can stop her

    Imagine how many titles she would have if she was actually dedicated through her whole career and not just showing up for majors and events without any practice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    does Serena Menstruate?

    she is big and muscular but should have enough bodyfat right?

    yeah, I used to have a guy that was on the "inside" for Tennis matches in the southern states for women, and would get locker room info on who was on the rag.....

    he got arrested for some unrelated stuff, went to jail, should be out now, but dropped off the map

    Shari, you got any inside menstrual connects?
    I only get the good stuff these days about Aussies and the Eastern Euro men. Used to be the Euro women too but they've kind of closed up because they're all starting to shack up with guys so they're not socialising as much any more. Closest I've ever managed to get to Serena was sitting in her family's box 4 years ago when Venus was playing Yan Zi in the first round here. But then the player who invited me got hauled up in front of the anti corruption team so that was the end of that

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    how in the hell did serena get broken???????

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    This is not over yet

    Not watching but I see on my phone 2-0 Az second set

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This is not over yet

    Not watching but I see on my phone 2-0 Az second set
    It's over.

    Just a typical Serena mind fart. She'll win this set.

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    i need a quick break back

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