1. 09-02-12 10:45 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    According to my notes, Drinker, you are here pretty much every waking hour.

    And you don't sleep much, do you? Maybe five hours a night.

    You are very loyal to SBR, and refuse to miss a thing.

    These are part of the reasons you are a top 10 poster.

    The other being your huge penis.


    the giant are you psychic?

    the giant you couldnt be more on the money
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  2. 09-02-12 10:47 PM #72
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    SBR Squad on the case
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  3. 09-02-12 10:48 PM #73
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  4. 09-02-12 10:48 PM #74
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  5. 09-02-12 10:51 PM #75
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  6. 09-02-12 10:52 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post


    the giant are you psychic?

    the giant you couldnt be more on the money
    I'm not psychic, Drinker. I just keep notes on everyone.

    Did you know there are about 456 people in the Players Talk that post more than 50 times a week?

    Those were the summer figures.

    Since football has started, the number has moved to 823 this week alone.

    The average poster starts only 2.9 threads per week.

    If you need any stats on anyone, just let me know.

    I'm happy to help.
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  7. 09-02-12 10:54 PM #77
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    the giant you are a gift to the board

    the giant how many times does smoke get hard each week?

    the giant what is the board's overall picks record for the last 30 days?
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  8. 09-02-12 10:57 PM #78
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  9. 09-02-12 11:02 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    the giant you are a gift to the board

    the giant how many times does smoke get hard each week?

    the giant what is the board's overall picks record for the last 30 days?
    Thank you, Drinker. Very kind of you.

    Hold on, let me run the numbers:

    Smoke became hard somewhere between 525 and 612 times in the last week. Most of his arousals were evident in threads started by ACL, and an alarming number in threads started by African-American posters.

    The board's overall record for the month of August was 743-712, with a net profit of +13.67 units. If you take out Brock Landers, the net units would have been +46.82.
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  10. 09-02-12 11:05 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by acl123 View Post
    Tracer check in to your thread
    I dunno what is butt cherry.
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  11. 09-02-12 11:08 PM #81
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    so what exactly happened?
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  12. 09-02-12 11:12 PM #82
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    Frogs really = BRAHMA BULL
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  13. 09-02-12 11:21 PM #83
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    This is crazy!
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  14. 09-02-12 11:22 PM #84
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    Shit just got real
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  15. 09-02-12 11:22 PM #85
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    Giant how many times has mikeyanks released to photos of bigfoot?
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  16. 09-02-12 11:29 PM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Giant how many times has mikeyanks released to photos of bigfoot?
    Checking data:

    Just once for the month of August. It was on August 17th.

    He was lonely and feeling rejected, and wanted to explore his kinky and dark side.

    Let's not judge him.
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  17. 09-02-12 11:45 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post


    If you need any stats on anyone, just let me know.

    I'm happy to help.
    I'm scared but I'd like to know my stats.

    Maybe seeing how much time I spend on here will make me stop. Kinda like going on the bathroom scale after inhaling buffets all day.
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  18. 09-02-12 11:50 PM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avenger View Post
    I'm scared but I'd like to know my stats.

    Maybe seeing how much time I spend on here will make me stop. Kinda like going on the bathroom scale after inhaling buffets all day.
    Checking data:

    Avenger, my notes tell me you only average about three posts per day, but that number is steadily increasing. You're becoming more comfortable in the environment, and your self-esteem has risen dramatically.

    Your sex life has improved somewhat, hasn't it? According to my notes, it has.

    Your skin is also clearing up.

    SBR has been very good for you, Avenger. I would advise you to become a pro. It's time to give back.
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  19. 09-02-12 11:54 PM #89
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    unreal another ghost

    Why??

    Is there something mentally wrong with these guys???
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  20. 09-02-12 11:55 PM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Checking data:

    Avenger, my notes tell me you only average about three posts per day, but that number is steadily increasing. You're becoming more comfortable in the environment, and your self-esteem has risen dramatically.

    Your sex life has improved somewhat, hasn't it? According to my notes, it has.

    Your skin is also clearing up.

    SBR has been very good for you, Avenger. I would advise you to become a pro. It's time to give back.


    3 posts a day not bad. I can live with that.

    I'll go pro when I hit 1000 pts, but it's been a long road. I'm at 6 pts.
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  21. 09-02-12 11:57 PM #91
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    Back off guys

    The Official FDS is taking the case right now.

    Frizz is assembling a squad of posters to look into this
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  22. 09-03-12 12:01 AM #92
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    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ers-board.html
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  23. 09-03-12 12:01 AM #93
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  24. 09-03-12 12:05 AM #94
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    At work on my lunch break

    Get off at midnight

    Gonna bury you all when I get back
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  25. 09-03-12 12:10 AM #95
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    Frogett PM me any evidence thanks,

    This is the FDS's jurisdiction now
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  26. 09-03-12 12:10 AM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    At work on my lunch break

    Get off at midnight

    Gonna bury you all when I get back
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  27. 09-03-12 12:10 AM #97
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    giant has ghosts
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  28. 09-03-12 12:11 AM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
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  29. 09-03-12 12:14 AM #99
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    Canuck you still in vegas?

    I need a rep out there for the FDS
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  30. 09-03-12 12:15 AM #100
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    Hawley call me on the 604 I'll see what I can do
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  31. 09-03-12 12:56 AM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    Back off guys

    The Official FDS is taking the case right now.

    Frizz is assembling a squad of posters to look into this
    Just trying to piece this all together some fuk I never fukkin heard of pal has a ghost account I never fukkin heard of pal. Unfukkinreal can't make this shit up.
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  32. 09-03-12 12:57 AM #102
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    6 moths
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  33. 09-03-12 01:18 AM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Just trying to piece this all together some fuk I never fukkin heard of pal has a ghost account I never fukkin heard of pal. Unfukkinreal can't make this shit up.

    Cheers for filling me in

    I think I have a good grasp of the situation now
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  34. 09-03-12 01:47 AM #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingJD31 View Post
    Oh God that's funny. Have watched it a dozen times and laughed out loud each time
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  35. 09-03-12 02:02 AM #105
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    I am frogs ghost

    I thought I had you all fooled

    Hawley already faxed me legal papers I have to sign as part of confession

    a big packet of 27 pages labeled FDS on the front page

    Smokey hold me
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