[no gnu taxes]

I was unjustly sentenced to hard labor as a political prisoner at Guantanamo Bay by the evil George W. Bush. On one particularly terrible day, they made us work all day in the hot sun without any water. At the end of the day when I went to get water, one of Bush's sadistic guards sneered, "no water for him." I tried to get water, but was knocked to the ground. I figured I was done for, but a stranger stepped up with a cup of water and gave it to me. The guards just looked on in awe, and did not try to stop him.

That stranger was Barack Hussein Obama.

He truly is the king of kings.

[ChalkyDog]

Bud, he doesn't need to be great he just has to be better for one day than his opponent.