Without Further Ado… The 2012 Bash Attendees Awards Go To:
- Prettiest Man: Paco. Hands down the prettiest man I’ve ever met. (Sorry Opie)
- Most Disciplined: Beerdog. The guy got felted (twice?) in the Binions game. Steamed it off quietly & took it like a man. Didn’t go digging for a reload. Very disciplined!
- Most Willing to Help A Fellow Degen: no1here. Guy came to the rescue when he saw us go 0 for 27-ish in horses. Not only capped a race for us but even bought us a ticket!
- Most Sarcastic: Blondie. She knows why!
- Most Entertaining: Loshak. You’ve never played poker until you’ve played with him. This guy’s got moves I’ve never seen or dreamed of! Not only that, but he stayed in the game until 7am when he had to catch a plane!
- Horniest: Zeta. This guy wastes no time. He was asking me to go clubbing & trying to get my digits within 14 seconds of being introduced. Props to him for the effort…
- Most Wired: BeermanKirk. Don’t know what this guy was on but next time we’re grinding an all-nite poker session I want some! This guy was NONSTOP!
- Most Thoughtful: JakePeavy. For the special gift he gave me.
- The Coolest. Papertrail. Enuf said.
- Most Fun to Shoot Craps With: TexasMickey. He learned quickly to bet WITH the girl if she has the dice. Overall great guy who had my back… thank you!
- Most Bad Beats: Tatddy. Not only did this guy take 3 horrific beats all-in with the best of it, his villains then proceeded to give him lectures/poker lessons. Unfcknreal.
- Sharpest: Justin7. Guy’s a genius. The 10 minutes I spent discussing capping with him made the whole trip worthwhile. Thank you for sharing Justin!
- Creepiest: Cappy. Guy’s got a drunk smile of a serial killer. Plus he brought a huge-ass camera to the poker game & proceeded to take like 32 pics of me. (It’s all good Cappy)..
- Guy I Want On My Side In a Dark Alley: KingMayan. BigDay a close 2nd!
- Most Feared In Poker: Sinmiedo. Mr. “No Fear” did us the favor of leaving our Binions SBR game so he wouldn’t take all of our $$. He then demonstrated his prowess the next day in the SBR tourney forever sealing his place in SBR poker infamy.
- Happiest For No Particular Reason: Bracerman. Guy’s always smiling & happy…
- Least Appreciated: Sam9Ball. This guy gets it done day & night. Parties, pizzas, prizes; Sam makes it happen… Thank you Sam!
- Biggest Night Owl: LVHerbie. Ever need a poker friend in Vegas this is your guy. He will grind til dawn, just don’t ever expect him to be anywhere before noon!
- Most Likely To Make it BIG: RyanLeafOfBets. Not sure why, but I see big things in this guy’s future. Not to mention, upon learning I’m a points whore he immediately shipped me some. Thanks Leafer!
And Finally the award for OVERALL POSTER OF THE 2012 SBR BASH goes to…(drumroll)…
KINGKONGGOLF
This guy has it all. Super-sharp bettor. Awesome poker player. Super-fun to hang around and would do anything for a friend, (even if he’s only known you for an hour). In all seriousness, I’m so glad I met you Keith, and I know many other posters feel the same!
Congrats to all the winners & I can’t wait to meet more of you next year!