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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by hels View Post
    I sorta like my new avatar.

    BTW you look pretty big, I wouldn't want to be on your bad side.

    Most of it is a mirage created by a combination of my highlights, teeth whitening techniques, and man boobs.

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    Don Corleones lawyer, unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by hels View Post
    I sorta like my new avatar.

    BTW you look pretty big, I wouldn't want to be on your bad side.
    He's not that big when you have bent over...

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    He's not that big when you have bent over...
    Speaking from experience?

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    Hamilton looks good for 73. He probably still gets more pootang then most SBR posters.

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    Hamilton seems more excited to meet Opie, and I don't blame him. Opie is a man dime.

    The tannest man in Hollywood meets the tannest man at SBR...That weird sound ya'll heard was the sound of wet panties hitting the floor.

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    opie doesn't play around. he actually made george wear his sport coat so they would match .

    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    After meeting all my SBR brethren, and drinking plenty of Walker's free booze, I'd worked up quite an appetite. So i called up a dear friend of mine to join me for some sushi.

    We discussed typical bigtime things....business, chics, SBR, etc.... As well as sharing some of the latest tanning techniques.

    You see, boys, when you're an SBR Pro.....even icons like George Hamilton want to hang out with you.

    Salud!!


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    Opie can I hire you for my son's Barmitzva?

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    the 2 largest collections of uv rays in las vegas nice work opie!

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    hels was attacked by a squirrel once. pretty solid pull opie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    hels was attacked by a squirrel once. pretty solid pull opie.
    It was a chipmunk actually. Circa 2005 I think.

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    Opie you guys have a tanning session together?

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    Opie how did his ass taste??

    Child.....Please

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    good pic

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    Opie did you hit Hamilton up for a drink as well you moocher?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hels View Post
    It was a chipmunk actually. Circa 2005 I think.
    That's right I forgot it was a chipmunk. Very dangerous creatures.

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    Big time. Now give him back his waiter's coat and tell him to bring me my fuggen calamari!

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    Don't know how anyone can hate on Opie. Seems like a good guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MUHerd37 View Post
    Don't know how anyone can hate on Opie. Seems like a good guy.

    Why dont you suck on his rooster a little bit more Mutard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    After meeting all my SBR brethren, and drinking plenty of Walker's free booze, I'd worked up quite an appetite. So i called up a dear friend of mine to join me for some sushi.

    We discussed typical bigtime things....business, chics, SBR, etc.... As well as sharing some of the latest tanning techniques.

    You see, boys, when you're an SBR Pro.....even icons like George Hamilton want to hang out with you.

    Salud!!

    Hamilton was on Dancing with the stars so he not a big time celeb


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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    After meeting all my SBR brethren, and drinking plenty of Walker's free booze, I'd worked up quite an appetite. So i called up a dear friend of mine to join me for some sushi.

    We discussed typical bigtime things....business, chics, SBR, etc.... As well as sharing some of the latest tanning techniques.

    You see, boys, when you're an SBR Pro.....even icons like George Hamilton want to hang out with you.

    Salud!!



    Classic photo Opie!!


    George used to tan in the White House!
    When he was banging the President's daughter....
    LBJ that is...

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    I am nearly certain after seeing this picture that George Hamilton is Opie's birth father.

    I would have to see the long form birth certificate to be absolutely positive, but I am quite sure of myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    I am nearly certain after seeing this picture that George Hamilton is Opie's birth father.

    I would have to see the long form birth certificate to be absolutely positive, but I am quite sure of myself.

    I swear to God I sent this pic to one of my oldest friends, and he had almost the exact reply. 100% true.

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    What if Hamilton did father Opie?

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    Pick it up at about 12:34

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    fukk george hamilton.
    get a pic with josh hamilton or even jordan hamilton

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    fukk george hamilton.
    get a pic with josh hamilton or even jordan hamilton
    If he really wants to impress me, get one with Alexander Hamilton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Why dont you suck on his rooster a little bit more Mutard.
    That's ur job you Canadian fukk

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    Is George Hamilton in our hotel???? I'm going on a mission to find him if so. Guy is a legend!

    Awesome pic Opie! So jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Hamilton looks good for 73. He probably still gets more pootang then most SBR posters.
    I'd say not, as he's a notorious queer.

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    I am shocked that some guys don't know who George Hamilton is, there must be a lot of young'ns at SBR these days. Forgetting all of his goofy comedies, how about Godfather III?

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