All in on Serena to hoist the Singles Championship trophy

**unlearn** · 08-28-19, 10:21 AM

Too fat

**Capybara** · 08-28-19, 10:29 AM

E_H, what do you think of Choir of the Mind? Was very happy to get some new music from her in 2017. I prefer her solo stuff to latter-day Metric stuff... something seems missing from the early Metric energy.

**Emily_Haines** · 08-28-19, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by Capybara

E_H, what do you think of Choir of the Mind? Was very happy to get some new music from her in 2017. I prefer her solo stuff to latter-day Metric stuff... something seems missing from the early Metric energy.

Could give two fukks about her shitty music

I'm here to gamble son.

**Capybara** · 08-28-19, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

Could give two fukks about her shitty music

I'm here to gamble son.

Wait a minute, what the shit?!?! You chose your nom de plume after her and you don't even like her???? Explain please!! Have I been mistaken about you lo these many years?

**Emily_Haines** · 08-28-19, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by Capybara

Wait a minute, what the shit?!?! You chose your nom de plume after her and you don't even like her???? Explain please!! Have I been mistaken about you lo these many years?

I listen to Slayer pal

You couldn't pay me to listen to that shit

**firedawg** · 08-28-19, 11:30 AM

I'm tailing

I usually tail professional gamblers

Emily is that

**pinnacle420** · 08-28-19, 11:40 AM

At +350 this is the right bet!!!! Good luck Emily

**Emily_Haines** · 08-28-19, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by pinnacle420

At +350 this is the right bet!!!! Good luck Emily

Wish I would have pulled the trigger before the tournament when she was +600

But jeez she played so well.

Its those unforced errors that get her in trouble and she didn't have many against the Russian.

She will be unbeatable if she can keep the ball in play

**Capybara** · 08-28-19, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

I listen to Slayer pal

You couldn't pay me to listen to that shit

Lol. Slayer's old stuff was great but they've been lame for years. I listen to everything. If you want something that will really kick you in the balls, listen to Nails. Or Pig Destroyer. Or for technical skill and pure evil listen to Dodecahedron. Or Deathspell Omega. Or Car Bomb.

Emily's stuff isn't shit at all, she's a talented-ass composer and songwriter. If you ONLY listen to one genre, then you don't have a clue about music.

Anyway, you never answered why you would pick her as your screen name AND include a pic of her if you think she sucks! It's not like she's that hot or anything. Did you hack an old user's account?

**Emily_Haines** · 08-28-19, 11:45 AM

I've been petitioning the NFL to get Slayer into a half time Super Bowl performance.

**MinnesotaFats** · 08-28-19, 11:53 AM

E-H where in MN you from?

**Capybara** · 08-28-19, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

I've been petitioning the NFL to get Slayer into a half time Super Bowl performance.

I forget, didn't Metallica do one? Same genre anyway. Slayer have done well for themselves but they'll never be that big obviously. Reign in Blood and Seasons in the Abyss were very good, but I never dug anything after that.

I'm still waiting for the answer on why you picked that screen name and pic... I feel like you took someone else's account, that's all that makes sense to me, lol.

**Emily_Haines** · 08-28-19, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by Capybara

I forget, didn't Metallica do one? Same genre anyway. Slayer have done well for themselves but they'll never be that big obviously. Reign in Blood and Seasons in the Abyss were very good, but I never dug anything after that.

I'm still waiting for the answer on why you picked that screen name and pic... I feel like you took someone else's account, that's all that makes sense to me, lol.

I didn't

One of the mods changed it for me a long time ago

**Emily_Haines** · 08-28-19, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

E-H where in MN you from?

Albert Lea

**MrSink** · 08-28-19, 12:17 PM

not in form . last tourney confirmed that. but GL

**Otters27** · 08-28-19, 12:32 PM

I don't trust her not to get hurt

**Emily_Haines** · 08-28-19, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by Otters27

I don't trust her not to get hurt

I doubt she will fake an injury like she did at the Rogers Cup.

**Capybara** · 08-28-19, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

I didn't

One of the mods changed it for me a long time ago

Sorry to be a pain, but this keeps getting weirder.

One of the mods changed your name to Emily_Haines and gave you that pic? Why, did you have a Slayer pentagram or something and they said you can't keep that and you said Fine, change it to whatever you want? And the mod was an Emily Haines fan??

**jjgold** · 08-28-19, 06:18 PM

She is the best player because the field so weak but she also is a massive choker the last 5 years or so

**astrobloke** · 08-28-19, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

She is the best player because the field so weak but she also is a massive choker the last 5 years or so

not being sexist, but once a player has a baby, that is it!! things change, life, responsibilities become different. Outlooks, daily duties, yadda yadda, i could go on all bloody day, but you get my point.

That is why you see the ups and down with serena.

womens tennis is all over the place, I agree.

**jjgold** · 08-28-19, 07:07 PM

People don’t realize Serena is a legend but she’s going down as the greatest choker legend of all times she has too many bad losses against junkie players in big moments

**Emily_Haines** · 08-28-19, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

People don’t realize Serena is a legend but she’s going down as the greatest choker legend of all times she has too many bad losses against junkie players in big moments

Never heard of you pal, but you couldn't be more wrong.

Do you even gamble?

**jjgold** · 08-28-19, 08:52 PM

Lol

You don’t even watch tennis

She has epic loses as massive favorite on majors

Lol you loser

**Emily_Haines** · 08-28-19, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Lol

You don’t even watch tennis

She has epic loses as massive favorite on majors

Lol you loser

you see her warming up?

ass 6 boat ores wide and fat as a cow

she is going to wreck that poor girl tonight

**jtoler** · 08-28-19, 08:57 PM

good idea and then fade in semis/finals

**Emily_Haines** · 08-28-19, 09:46 PM

FUKK

**pinnacle420** · 08-28-19, 09:54 PM

McNally came to play!!! Wow

**jjgold** · 08-29-19, 05:47 AM

If you compare Serena to other girls she is so much better even at her age but nerves are her big issue now

It happens to all athletes as they get older except a rare few like Brady, maybe Fed and a few others

**2daBank** · 08-29-19, 05:51 AM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

Wish I would have pulled the trigger before the tournament when she was +600

But jeez she played so well.

Its those unforced errors that get her in trouble and she didn't have many against the Russian.

She will be unbeatable if she can keep the ball in play

She has killed me the last few finals man, fukk her. She will screw You over!!

**2daBank** · 08-29-19, 05:53 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

If you compare Serena to other girls she is so much better even at her age but nerves are her big issue now

It happens to all athletes as they get older except a rare few like Brady, maybe Fed and a few others

That don’t make no sense jj. The mental part of your game supposed to get better w age, that why there always those golden few years before body starts breaking down and when they have mastered the mental!! The body usually goes not the mind!! You right tho she a unforced error machine these recent finals she has buried me in!!

**firedawg** · 08-29-19, 06:12 AM

Emily!!!!

Post the new bunny video pal!!!

Ty

**Emily_Haines** · 08-29-19, 06:16 AM

**firedawg** · 08-29-19, 06:22 AM

Ty pal

**firedawg** · 08-29-19, 06:23 AM

Rabbit reminds me of morino

Lmao