First of all, I love seeing Blondie using the word Prick even if it's only to announce the contest.
Secondly, I love Shari calling Blondie an "abnormally happy radished up wench." Obviously this is throwing down the gauntlet so when they meet in Vegas, they will eyeball each other wearily and then start fighting in the lobby of the Nugget. After 3 exhausting minutes, limbs locked, sweat pouring down their respective cleavages...they will do what any two attractive women would do...they kiss. Oh dear gawd do they kiss, it's a make out session with hands and fingers exploring worlds neither thought possible. They don't care if there's a crowd because they are independent women who do what they want when they want. Maybe I'll fly out after all.